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    You probably shouldn't do what I do, given that I have had a new relationship pretty much every two years like clockwork since 2001. Maybe we should all be taking advice from happily married folks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I used to always split dating stuff 50/50, but increasingly I let the guy pay for everything. I've come to terms with the fact that although I may be all about equality when it comes education and careers and whatnot, in the dating arena I do enjoy more traditional gender roles and expectations. And it's not about the money -- it's about letting the guy take the lead and be aggressive in the dating process. Because there's nothing sexy about wishy-washy.
    Hmm, can we aggressively take the lead and not pay? "Say, you wanna get out of here? Great. Walk that cute butt of your's up to the register and get the bill settled, I'll get the car."

    How are my odds looking at that point?
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    "Do you wanna split this, or am I gonna be better off taking care of the whole thing?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    Hmm, can we aggressively take the lead and not pay? "Say, you wanna get out of here? Great. Walk that cute butt of your's up to the register and get the bill settled, I'll get the car."

    How are my odds looking at that point?
    I'm sure I've told you about the guy I dated who had no where to live, no way to take me out,... I bought him a bus pass so he could at least meet up with me for me to take him out on dates.

    Edit: I better be careful, he knows people on this board, hahah.

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    I didn't even know how to not pay for a date after being in 6 years of relationships with broke ass fools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    I'm sure I've told you about the guy I dated who had no where to live, no way to take me out,... I bought him a bus pass so he could at least meet up with me for me to take him out on dates.

    Edit: I better be careful, he knows people on this board, hahah.
    How the hell do guys like that score?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    How the hell do guys like that score?
    He took me on a (our first) date, and spent the last of his money doing so. I thought that was kind of sweet.

    Also, he gave the best head ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    I'm sure I've told you about the guy I dated who had no where to live, no way to take me out,... I bought him a bus pass so he could at least meet up with me for me to take him out on dates.

    Edit: I better be careful, he knows people on this board, hahah.

    Tell us who he is so we may mock him publicly.

    And applaud him for his oral talents, apparently.
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    Greg, the guy is not on the board, he just knows people on the board. I'd never actually post about doing boardies.

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    Give great head. Don't pay for dates.

    I think i'm on my way to saving a lot of money!
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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    Hmm, can we aggressively take the lead and not pay? "Say, you wanna get out of here? Great. Walk that cute butt of your's up to the register and get the bill settled, I'll get the car."

    How are my odds looking at that point?
    It depends on how much of a douche you are in general. If you've been a jerk in other ways, commanding me to pay is going to raise yet another red flag, and may very well be the final nail in the coffin. However, if you're generally a nice and respectful guy and I like you, I think this approach would probably work for me.

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    Can we say Heidi has a kept man?
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    It depends on how much of a douche you are in general. If you've been a jerk in other ways, commanding me to pay is going to raise yet another red flag, and may very well be the final nail in the coffin. However, if you're generally a nice and respectful guy and I like you, I think this approach would probably work for me.
    Talk sweet, eat for free, bust a nut and call it a night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    However, if you're generally a nice and respectful guy and I like you, I think this approach would probably work for me.
    Fuck yeah. "Grab the check and I'll start planning breakfast."*


    *It's worth noting that my breakfasts are fucking awesome and well worth sleeping with me for. Unfortunately Jennie has this figured out and just demands breakfast whether or not she sleeps with me. Murfmurf.
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    Thats when you start burning the toast.

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    If your breakfasts are anything like your fried chicken....

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    If your breakfasts are anything like your fried chicken....
    Seriously!

    I'll gladly pay for a meal if you make me fried chicken once in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Thats when you start burning the toast.
    She's not picky about toast, but there's hell to pay if I burn the hash browns.


    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    If your breakfasts are anything like your fried chicken....
    Dude, you better believe it. My smoothies will cure the sick & infirm. I made Courtney "breakfast" at Coachella a couple times, but it was the abridged version served on paper plates. Fuck that. I need a full kitchen at my disposal to really get at it.
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    How the hell do guys like that score?
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    Charm baby, lots of charm
    I have no personality whatsoever. And the fact that I can't afford to spend $50 on a blowjob more than every other month frustrates me to no end.
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    Just dine and ditch, Ivy.


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    four houra later and he's comung over. this is my arrested development note in case of rapings
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    Oh wow.
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    Hahahaha, awesome. I love living vicariously.

    And btw Chia, you really should keep our relationship under the radar. Once the word gets out, I get inundated.

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    no rapings. plur.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    She's not picky about toast, but there's hell to pay if I burn the hash browns.

    Dude, you better believe it. My smoothies will cure the sick & infirm. I made Courtney "breakfast" at Coachella a couple times, but it was the abridged version served on paper plates. Fuck that. I need a full kitchen at my disposal to really get at it.
    Where are you staying for Coachella 2013? Wanna swing by our place every morning? We've got a full kitchen to make use of and are only a short walk away from the polo fields.
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    Greg's smoothies and breakfasts are super delicious, paper plates or not. If he and Jennie ever break up, I'm swooping in on that shit.

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    he tried to pay for dinner, i insisted on splitting. i was honest and said that i would have paid, but haven't yet had a full paycheck upon returning to work. honesty is always a lot easier than i think it will be. and we had a really wonderful time, despite a shitty waitress. fucking bitch, ruining his impression of one of my favourite hangouts.
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    Honesty is always great.How did the waitress ruin the impression of one you fat places.

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    the second i walked in, she asked what i wanted to drink. i wasn't sure yet (i was taking off my coat), so i got water and said i wanted to look at the menu since i was in a wine mood. he was already there and had a coke. he wanted to wait for me to order my drink though before ordering his. when she brought my water, i tried to ask for the wine and an appetizer (i was starving), but she just walked away without acknowledging my speaking voice. we didn't see our waitress again for at least 20 minutes. we kept trying to stare her down. i said something once and she just buzzed by me and said she had to drop something off.

    finally she came back and asked if we were ready. we've had like a half hour to read the menu, of course we're fucking ready. i had the wine, he had a can of local beer. ordered an appetizer. it again took at least 20 minutes to order our main course and get refills on the drinks. instead of giving him another can of beer, she brought him a draft of a different kind of beer by the same brewer. he tried to say something and again she just walked away like she didn't hear us. she was complaining to people sitting at the bar that she was busy, but the place was fucking dead. there was another long wait for refills before we got our food. i don't mind waiting for alcohol, but i do mind waiting for water. at one point she only refilled my water and not his, and his glass was completely empty. after that, she told us she was leaving and someone else came to serve us. she was better.
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