It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[Mugwog]

^LULD

[locachica73]

Cock koozie.

hahahaha

[SoulDischarge]

Slit satisfier.

[grannock]

I don't demand that a person be THAT attractive, nor that financially stable. But, I dunno, apparently I need to set my standards lower. :P

You seemed very realistic and senisble when we met last year, i wasnt really directing my comment towards you, but to people in general who feel like finding the right person is nearly impossible. My roomate, for example, is always asking my female friends that come to hang out, if he can have their number. Hes a nice guy and all, but some of my friends are completely out of his league. Also, when we are out and a less attractive girl tries to chat, he dismisses them. Ive known the dude for 5 years and im pretty sure he has not gotten much over this period. Time to lower standards...... especially with looks and body type.

[Mugwog]

So in love with my cum bucket.

[grannock]

I don't know what any of this means. What makes someone qualify to be in the top 10% of single people? Is there an exam you have to pass?

Being discerning and looking for "perfection" are not automatically analogous.

To each their own when it comes to particulars, but i think the vast majority of people agree on what makes someone ideal for a relationship. I dont think everyone should seek someone who is ideal to the masses, but someone who is ideal for them.

People who can easily get beyond "will she look hot enough for my facebook friends in my profile pic?" Or "the people on the message board think he is a scumbag because he has a dui." will find there are actually quiet a few
people out there looking for the same thing as you.

[locachica73]

Some things are not anybody's business.

When you are at a business function with your wife on your arm, do you introduce her by just her name? Or do you say, this is my wife _______? I think that is where it is the most difficult to not have a "title". I use to take my sister to my company christmas parties and for the longest time they all assumed she was my lesbian lover because I just called her by name.

[getbetter]

Is she hot enough to be my cream pie? Hmmmmmmm

[TomAz]

When you are at a business function with your wife on your arm, do you refer to her by just her name? Or do you say, this is my wife _______? I think that is where it is the most difficult to not have a "title". I use to take my sister to my company christmas parties and for the longest time they all assumed she was my lesbian lover because I just called her by name.

was she?

[locachica73]

Ew.

[Mugwog]

CMon loca I mean you have alluded to enjoying women occasionally, no sisterly exploration?

[locachica73]

I have never enjoyed women, I wish I could, I have some very beautiful women in my life who would make excellent partners. Unfortunately I don't think I am a fan of vagina. And no, no sisterly exploration. Incest is not my thing... EVER

[Dogvolta]

I have never enjoyed women, I wish I could, I have some very beautiful women in my life who would make excellent partners. Unfortunately I don't think I am a fan of vagina. And no, no sisterly exploration. Incest is not my thing... EVER

Prude.

[Mugwog]

Guess she never stood over a mirror and admired herself

[locachica73]

haha, no, I am a huge fan of mine, I just don't think I can get down with someone elses.

[mountmccabe]

My co-worker says partner, which made me think she was in a same sex relationship. I guess she thinks calling him her partner sounds more adult.

Partner or significant other sounds much more adult than boyfriend or girlfriend.

Unless I am mentioning my partner by name I am more likely to say one of these gender neutral terms. Or now that I am married, "spouse". In many contexts there is no need for me to push my heterosexuality on others. That is to say, my sexuality is not anybody's business.

If I am saying her name - or if she is there, too - there is no reason for such delicacy.

Some things are not anybody's business.

I would be weirded out if my partner was not willing to publicly acknowledge that we were together. Or, rather, I would think that they did not consider the relationship to be serious or important.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

Craigslist is not fulfilling my needs right now and the demons are howling.

[chiapet]

Time to lower standards...... especially with looks and body type.

Well, yea, I agree, if your standards are keeping you single year after year, then it's time to adjust them.

Weirdly, looks have never been that important to me (within reason). I'm reluctant to lower my standards regarding personality, because if I'm going to settle for people that I don't find interesting, funny, intelligent, well... those people are going to be so meaningless to me that I might as well just take home strangers.

[chiapet]

Re: "partner", "significant other," &tc. Between using gender neutral terms only and being really secretive about my relationships and love life at work, everyone there is CERTAIN that I'm a lesbian. It's pretty amusing to see my coworkers trying to scout information on the topic without appearing nosy. And they get super awkward around me whenever people talk about marriage or their spouses, and REALLY awkward whenever ''the gays'' are mentioned.

I have done nothing to correct them, since it's none of their business, and since they seem so desperate to figure out what my situation is.

[grannock]

Well, yea, I agree, if your standards are keeping you single year after year, then it's time to adjust them.

Weirdly, looks have never been that important to me (within reason). I'm reluctant to lower my standards regarding personality, because if I'm going to settle for people that I don't find interesting, funny, intelligent, well... those people are going to be so meaningless to me that I might as well just take home strangers.

You are a reasonable psycho just like me. I recently found another crazy person and we make a fantastic couple.

[Mugwog]

You are a reasonable psycho just like me. I recently found another crazy person and we make a fantastic couple.

This is great dating advice for people here. Find someone crazy like you.

[saranater]

No one is crazy like me.

[TomAz]

I would be weirded out if my partner was not willing to publicly acknowledge that we were together. Or, rather, I would think that they did not consider the relationship to be serious or important.

Of course. But have you seen the men Audra dates?

[Mugwog]

No one is crazy like me.

Well then I guess you're forever alone.

[OnlyNonStranger]

There is a chick up here where I work that I feel like has definitely fallen in love with me.

She is going to be burned so badly.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

There was this chick who responded to one of my "I am a sugar daddy" ads. I thought she was really hot. I almost immedietly jumped out at it. But she didn't take any care to hide her private information and I found her Facebook and Twitter. Black boyfriend. So either he is pimping her out or I am about to get robbed. Major turn off. I passed.

[Mugwog]

Amazing 1000th post.

[xuclarockerx]

I mean normal in the "doesn't throw a fit and do drugs on a date for no apparent reason" way.

I do none of those things yet no luck still. There must be something else not-normal about me.

My roomate, for example, is always asking my female friends that come to hang out, if he can have their number. Hes a nice guy and all, but some of my friends are completely out of his league. Also, when we are out and a less attractive girl tries to chat, he dismisses them. Ive known the dude for 5 years and im pretty sure he has not gotten much over this period. Time to lower standards...... especially with looks and body type.

This is probably me to an extent.

This is great dating advice for people here. Find someone crazy like you.

Not like you. Complementary crazy.

[Starraven]

I didn't like ANY of the women/girls I was coming across (whether it be through emailing, texting, calling, meeting, fucking). I do admit, I did fall for one of them, but she turned out to be a massive fail, and maybe that was because of me, I'll never know.

I enjoy reading about epic fails.. care to share?

Some things are not anybody's business.

The more I get to know you the creepier you seem. I think you might have an interesting PM box.

[stinkbutt]

There was this chick who responded to one of my "I am a sugar daddy" ads. I thought she was really hot. I almost immedietly jumped out at it. But she didn't take any care to hide her private information and I found her Facebook and Twitter. Black boyfriend. So either he is pimping her out or I am about to get robbed. Major turn off. I passed.

Oh, you're not a Romney supporter just a racist