It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[getbetter]

Sounds like it

[SepaGroove]

If you're content with the situation of life, that's good. Although if you're feeling a little sad from sex drought, you should hang out at places you enjoy, I found that much better than online dating. Online feels like too much of an application before you meet a person, fuck that, if you like what you see in public place, investigate further!

Great advice. A true contribution to the thread.


From what I've heard meeting people online never works out. But my dad met someone online and has been with her for a while and seems happy. He's 61 tho, so maybe it's different for us younger folk.

[amyzzz]

I met my husband online 14 years ago.

[guedita]

I met my husband online 14 years ago.

THROUGH DIAL UP?

[amyzzz]

Dial up, yes.

[guedita]

hehehehehe

[OnlyNonStranger]

That webcam sex must have been awful.

[Mugwog]

Pretty sure they could only cyber

[amyzzz]

I met my first boyfriend through email.

[JorgeC]

Thursday quiver matches. The 2nd guy sounds like a douche but has a pic of Biz Markie as his profile pic. Still not a wash though. 40 year old model?? Probably some fetish queen.

26 / M / Bisexual / Single
Los Angeles, California
Presented in spectacular Sin-O-Rama sound!
...and living happily ever after.


40 / M / Bisexual / Single
North Hollywood, California
I'm here to get my freak on, plain and simple. I spend a lot of time modeling so I don't have much time for a relationship,

25 / M / Bisexual / Single
Livermore, California
Ich studiere Mathematik bei UC Berkeley.
Ich habe auch Philosophie und Musik gern.
Meine deutsche Vokabeln ist nicht so

[nosurprises12]

Great advice. A true contribution to the thread.


From what I've heard meeting people online never works out. But my dad met someone online and has been with her for a while and seems happy. He's 61 tho, so maybe it's different for us younger folk.

I met my wife online almost 8 years ago (cable, not dial-up) so don't give up hope on it just yet!

[JorgeC]

i'm friends with several of my exes, they are all awesome people, but i think Ivy is right, i think he's looking for more. I would never consider getting back with any of my exes. I only see this particular guy in person about twice a year so i'll just have to dial down the flirting next time.

Robin, i agree with Cara, he probably thought you were kidding.

[Mugwog]

At least you know Jorge, that if you're single - you got a booty call. +20 points to the ego

[saranater]

A much older dude (say... late 40s) kept `running into me`at the drug store today and being friendly. I was friendly back. My hands were full, he brought me a basket... you know, for my super tampons. Then he asked me out.

Awkward.

[amyzzz]

Sounds like a vampire to me.

[getbetter]

Sounds like a nice guy do it.

[xuclarockerx]

Sounds like a nice guy do him.

fxd

[chairmenmeow47]

i have a date tonight most likely a "just for fun" prospect as this guy isn't interested in kids. i'm excited, first date since surgery! can't decide if i should wear my cute as fuck work outfit i'm wearing now or sass it up with something more revealing.

[locachica73]

I say sass away!

I have two tentative dates tonight. I am considering not going to either because they both live in Mesa and that's outside my preferred driving range. They are both willing to drive to me for the first date, but eventually I will have to drive there. I am horrible.

Nevermind, just one tentative date. How are you going to invite someone to meet for a drink when you have a fucking breath alyzer in your car.

[chairmenmeow47]

well that at least gets one idiot out of the running!

[guedita]

Nevermind, just one tentative date. How are you going to invite someone to meet for a drink when you have a fucking breath alyzer in your car.

ahahahahahaha. Oh, Loca. The guys you find....

[amyzzz]

She is bound to get some breathalyzer guys since she automatically will not see someone who does not drink.

[guedita]

I want to hear about how he told you that he's got a breathalyzer in the car.

[guedita]

PS getting drunk with a date and a breathalyzer and playing the guess the BAC level is totally romantic.

[SoulDischarge]

Can we change her board title to Scumbag Magnet?

[chairmenmeow47]

hey baby, will you blow this for me?

[SoulDischarge]

In case you all were wondering, I got dicked down real good by a guy with a massive pierced cock after having two totally platonic dates. This was after cuddling together with cats while watching Mary Poppins and drinking a bit of Wild Turkey. Perfect date?

[chairmenmeow47]

fuck yes, patrick. way to get dicked down!

[guedita]

Almost perfect date. No mention of sucking on nitrous during Mary Poppins.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Straight people rarely get to buttfuck after watching Mary Poppins. it's not fair.