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    Ugh, that's the fucking worst. That's the only good thing about going to someone else's place - I can jet immediately after. It's kind of hard to kick people out of your place when they don't want to leave.
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    I didn't know circus people were so affectionate
    Jesus Christ you can't even execute a barb correctly. They're called carnies you fucking oaf. Carnies.

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    I've had one night stands that wanted to cuddle in the morning. Guhhhhhnothankyou.
    Unless its established that cuddling and frolicking in the morning will happen; after the sex, smoke a bowl/cigarette and leave (if there is no 2nd round) - this can be applied to both genders

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    To shake hands with someone, take their hand and shake it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's kind of hard to kick people out of your place when they don't want to leave.
    Yup, that's my problem sure is... yessiri... fightin' 'em off. too many women over here.

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    Aww, I kinda missed this thread.

    But, I really like my boyfriend, guys. I really do. I don't know what I did to deserve such a cutie.

    I am sorry for my incessant whining all those months.

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    O yeah we really missed you in this thread
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    O yeah we really missed you in this thread
    totally just LOLd.

    But also, YAY for Kitt Kat
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    Congrats Kit Kat, glad that you are happy.
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    Audra, did you get rid of the "I'm the fun girl" part of your profile. If not, do it.

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    I am a fun girl. What would you put in it's place? I need to somehow make the point that I don't want old fuddy duddy guys who never want to do anything, and that seems to be the case with guys in my age range. Do you know how many profiles I read that say "I am over the bar scene, I just want someone I can stay home with", EW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Jesus Christ you can't even execute a barb correctly. They're called carnies you fucking oaf. Carnies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I am a fun girl. What would you put in it's place? I need to somehow make the point that I don't want old fuddy duddy guys who never want to do anything, and that seems to be the case with guys in my age range. Do you know how many profiles I read that say "I am over the bar scene, I just want someone I can stay home with", EW.
    How about explicitly saying that you don't want guys who never want to go with you to the bar, dancing, etc? "I'm the fun girl" communicates that you might be a nympho who would love a dirty message or cock pic right away. I also think that's a way to limit who you might be in the eyes of someone reading that. No matter what you say after that, you've already established that you're the fun girl so guys will read the rest of your profile with that in mind.

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    Perhaps you should just leave your profile to a challenge of a game of pool and see where it goes from there? Everyone is layering some sort of bullshit on those dating sites. Why not just be direct with your ideal date (which seems to be pool as you've mentioned it several times) instead of pussyfooting with 23 year olds.

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    I am young at heart. I love going out, spending time with friends, enjoying a local happy hour, playing pool, texas holdem, darts, bbqs, camping, dancing, music festivals and weekend road trips. I am also looking to find new hobbies, I would really like to learn how to play golf now that it's cool enough to be outside. I also like to stay home to watch movies and cook a nice dinner with the right person.
    Better?
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    I think that sounds great.

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    I think that looks good.

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    I'd want to text that a picture of my penis.
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    haha, great. We will see how this goes. Although I don't have much faith, since changing my profile I have gotten an email from a 19 year old named biznasty that wants to know if I want to chat and had a 66 year old named VeryBadSanta visit my profile. I am doomed.
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    isnt there a desired age range function? where you say you're looking for someone aged XX to XX instead of what you must have. . XXX to XXX
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    that filter is available when you are searching, but others outside that realm can still message you. "Filter", sounds so cold.

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    So wait, the girls in this thread are proclaiming that they DON'T want to cuddle, and would rather just hit it and quit it?

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    Oh, and here is a little reality check for the "older" women who like to date men in their 20s:

    These guys aren't dating you because you're still just as hot as when you were 25.

    These guys aren't dating you because you're fun.

    These guys aren't dating you because you're experienced and intriguing.

    They are dating you because they are horny, and they think you're probably easy.

    You also look ridiculous when you go with a 22-year-old guy to a club frequented almost exclusively by kids his age.

    If you want to use these dudes for sex, have at it, but at least see it for what it is: You're being used because you're an easy lay, not because they find you just as sexy and fun as girls their own age.
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    And don't get me wrong.

    I'm not being sexist or hypocritical here.

    I realize that older men dating younger women are also being used. Just in a different way.

    I'm 40 years old, and I don't delude myself into thinking that I'm appealing to most 25-year-olds, other than for money, stability, etc.

    I prefer girlfriends near my own age, which includes the one I'm with now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post
    So wait, the girls in this thread are proclaiming that they DON'T want to cuddle, and would rather just hit it and quit it?

    There is a ten minute window for cuddling after the act during the early hanging out stages. After that I start to have panic attacks and want to chew my own arm off to escape. Nick was the only guy I enjoyed cuddling with, eventually I will find someone to take his place, but for now I am good with emotionless non cuddling romps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post
    Oh, and here is a little reality check for the "older" women who like to date men in their 20s:

    These guys aren't dating you because you're still just as hot as when you were 25.

    These guys aren't dating you because you're fun.

    These guys aren't dating you because you're experienced and intriguing.

    They are dating you because they are horny, and they think you're probably easy.

    You also look ridiculous when you go with a 22-year-old guy to a club frequented almost exclusively by kids his age.

    If you want to use these dudes for sex, have at it, but at least see it for what it is: You're being used because you're an easy lay, not because they find you just as sexy and fun as girls their own age.
    Jesus fucking christ I've been trying to figure out how to tactfully say this for the last page or two.
    Lets not get TOO god damned delusional here.
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    i think i realized why moving-to-ny guy might not have made a move. i knew he used to date a girl in my circle of friends over five years ago. me and the girl are friendly, but i really am not a big fan of hers. one of her closer friends asked her if she could date this guy before and the girl said no. so maybe he's afraid to date her "friends". he may just not have been interested too, but if that's the case i'm a little pissed. this girl recently hooked up with an ex boyfriend of mein without asking me (and i don't care). so i hope that's not the case.

    this raises a question though. how close of a friend does one have to be to either ask permission to date an ex, or how much time has to pass? does the breakup situation make a difference (who broke up with whom or reason for breakup)?
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    For what it's worth, I was never under any delusion that these youngins were looking for love from someone old enough to be their mother. I am fully aware of what they were looking for.

    Ivy, I think if it's an aquantance it's pretty much fair game. But if it's someone who is in your close circle of friends it is always best to ask. Although I have a firm rule against it even if the other girl is ok with it. It has the opportunity to become drama, I try to avoid drama whenever possible. It comes up easily enough on it's own, I don't like to invite it in. Not that I haven't on occasion broken my own rules due to drunken stupidness, but I really do try to stick to the rules I have set for myself.
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    i think i realized why moving-to-ny guy might not have made a move. i knew he used to date a girl in my circle of friends over five years ago. me and the girl are friendly, but i really am not a big fan of hers. one of her closer friends asked her if she could date this guy before and the girl said no. so maybe he's afraid to date her "friends". he may just not have been interested too, but if that's the case i'm a little pissed. this girl recently hooked up with an ex boyfriend of mein without asking me (and i don't care). so i hope that's not the case.

    this raises a question though. how close of a friend does one have to be to either ask permission to date an ex, or how much time has to pass? does the breakup situation make a difference (who broke up with whom or reason for breakup)?
    If it's a friend that is close enough to you that it's possible to run into them at a function with mutual friends, you should at least pose the question to them. I'd say giving the person a heads up, finding out how they feel about it, and also asking their opinion about the person you intend to date, is a good way to determine if you should go forward.
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    If it's a good friend do you really want to be dating someone they already dated? I mean, you get to hear about all the things that didn't work/went wrong...If it's not a good friend I would inform them but not ask permission.
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