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    Even with the previous paragragh that states I want to learn to golf? I will do that, but I figured with the previous conversation it would be understood that I wasn't referring to sex.
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    Hah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Even with the previous paragragh that states I want to learn to golf? I will do that, but I figured with the previous conversation it would be understood that I wasn't referring to sex.
    Never assume anything. If words can be twisted into something sexual, then it will be at some point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Even with the previous paragragh that states I want to learn to golf?
    you obviously have a weak foundation in the male lexicon

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    OK, thank you, I changed it. Any more advice is welcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I agree with the previous comments on the "try new things" section. Also: "My Spotify playlist has quite the range though, but there is a lot of Prince, it's just sexy music." It's not fair, but most people are going to gloss over the words, see "sexy," and not bother reading anything else. Maybe find a different adjective?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    OK fixed. Thanks!
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    Or maybe Arizona is just really degenerate. Who knows?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I am pretty sure it's just the online thing. People will do or say just about anything when sitting behind a computer screen. Also, there are a lot of freaky older women out there, and not to say I don't have some freaky tendencies I just prefer to know someone before I let them be known. So I am sure the guys who are doing this got the green light previously from some other woman and just thought it was ok with everyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I don't want random dick, I am a girl, if I wanted random dick I could easily find it. I want non random dick that can carry on a conversation. Someone I can take out in public and not have people wonder if I am taking my son out for a beer.
    It's called a boyfriend/man, but it seems you're the one unwilling to commit due to having left a relationship within the last 6 months. You keep being disappointed in all the creeps you round up, yet you say "willing to try anything" on OKcupid - that is basically green light for anal in the Webster's Dictionary of the Male English Internet.

    You're going to have either commit to a felon or get young dumb dick for a while. Take your choice. Or move out of AZ.

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    nothing turns me on more than a tall and busy man. productive people are hot. date acquired.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    This is a discussion I continually have. What happened to dating or just hanging out if dating is too scary of a word? I do not want a boyfriend or a committment, I just want a cool guy I can stand to be around for more than an hour. That includes conversation, grabbing some beer, shooting pool and sex. Then he can go his way and I can go mine, and maybe we can meet up again in a week. I don't even really need to hear from him in between. What is that relationship called?

    YAY Ivy!
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    Define tall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    This is a discussion I continually have. What happened to dating or just hanging out if dating is too scary of a word? I do not want a boyfriend or a committment, I just want a cool guy I can stand to be around for more than an hour. That includes conversation, grabbing some beer, shooting pool and sex. Then he can go his way and I can go mine, and maybe we can meet up again in a week. I don't even really need to hear from him in between. What is that relationship called?
    Fuck buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    you say "willing to try anything" on OKcupid - that is basically green light for anal in the Webster's Dictionary of the Male English Internet.
    Audra, this is 100% true. You did well to change your profile.

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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    This is a discussion I continually have. What happened to dating or just hanging out if dating is too scary of a word? I do not want a boyfriend or a committment, I just want a cool guy I can stand to be around for more than an hour. That includes conversation, grabbing some beer, shooting pool and sex. Then he can go his way and I can go mine, and maybe we can meet up again in a week. I don't even really need to hear from him in between. What is that relationship called?
    Acquaintances with benefits.
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    Fuck buddy.
    Guys here only see the fuck part and forget the buddy portion. They assume that means booty calls, which is also ok on occasion, but I would also like to see them upright and with clothes on occasionally.
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    You think we wanna talk to you when we know the only reason you call us is to stuff your empty hole? Fuck no. Black ops 2 is out on Tuesday.

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    Whatever, they just get tired of me kicking thier ass at pool.
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    whatever. almost every guy i've tried to leave after sex asks me to stay for a bit or pouts for cuddles. y'all want to hang out more than us.
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    Seriously. Every guy I try to turn into an acquaintance with benefits gets all clingy and gets totally butthurt when I don't want to date them.
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    You can both come to me and we'll see what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    What I get for being nice to boys:
    I wouldn't necessarily say that's being nice, that's rejecting them nicely.


    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyNonStranger View Post
    Fuck buddy.
    How about Beer 'n' Fuck buddy.

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    I've had one night stands that wanted to cuddle in the morning. Guhhhhhnothankyou.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    I wouldn't necessarily say that's being nice, that's rejecting them nicely.
    True, but I thought that would be better than ignoring him. I do ignore the creepy emails but when they make an attempt to be nice I try to at least send them an email letting them know why I am not interested. Sometimes they might be made up reasons though.

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I've had one night stands that wanted to cuddle in the morning. Guhhhhhnothankyou.
    I am pretty anti-cuddle now too. I feel like I am suffocating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I've had one night stands that wanted to cuddle in the morning. Guhhhhhnothankyou.
    I didn't know circus people were so affectionate

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