It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[OnlyNonStranger]

I am the fun girl. I love going out, spending time with friends, playing pool, texas holdem, darts, bbqs, camping, dancing, music festivals, weekend road trips and anything else you have in mind. I am willing to try new things.

I would take out "Anything else you have in mind. I am willing to try new things" out of your profile to stop getting so many pictures of dick.

[TomAz]

I would take out "Anything else you have in mind. I am willing to try new things" out of your profile to stop getting so many pictures of dick.

Yep.

[bug on your lip]

[locachica73]

Even with the previous paragragh that states I want to learn to golf? I will do that, but I figured with the previous conversation it would be understood that I wasn't referring to sex.

[OnlyNonStranger]

Hah!

[Robin]

Even with the previous paragragh that states I want to learn to golf? I will do that, but I figured with the previous conversation it would be understood that I wasn't referring to sex.

Never assume anything. If words can be twisted into something sexual, then it will be at some point.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Even with the previous paragragh that states I want to learn to golf?

you obviously have a weak foundation in the male lexicon

[locachica73]

OK, thank you, I changed it. Any more advice is welcome.

[TomAz]

[TomAz]

[miscorrections]

I agree with the previous comments on the "try new things" section. Also: "My Spotify playlist has quite the range though, but there is a lot of Prince, it's just sexy music." It's not fair, but most people are going to gloss over the words, see "sexy," and not bother reading anything else. Maybe find a different adjective?

[locachica73]

OK fixed. Thanks!

[miscorrections]

Or maybe Arizona is just really degenerate. Who knows?

[locachica73]

I am pretty sure it's just the online thing. People will do or say just about anything when sitting behind a computer screen. Also, there are a lot of freaky older women out there, and not to say I don't have some freaky tendencies I just prefer to know someone before I let them be known. So I am sure the guys who are doing this got the green light previously from some other woman and just thought it was ok with everyone.

[bug on your lip]

[TomAz]

[Mugwog]

I don't want random dick, I am a girl, if I wanted random dick I could easily find it. I want non random dick that can carry on a conversation. Someone I can take out in public and not have people wonder if I am taking my son out for a beer.

It's called a boyfriend/man, but it seems you're the one unwilling to commit due to having left a relationship within the last 6 months. You keep being disappointed in all the creeps you round up, yet you say "willing to try anything" on OKcupid - that is basically green light for anal in the Webster's Dictionary of the Male English Internet.

You're going to have either commit to a felon or get young dumb dick for a while. Take your choice. Or move out of AZ.

[chairmenmeow47]

nothing turns me on more than a tall and busy man. productive people are hot. date acquired.

[locachica73]

This is a discussion I continually have. What happened to dating or just hanging out if dating is too scary of a word? I do not want a boyfriend or a committment, I just want a cool guy I can stand to be around for more than an hour. That includes conversation, grabbing some beer, shooting pool and sex. Then he can go his way and I can go mine, and maybe we can meet up again in a week. I don't even really need to hear from him in between. What is that relationship called?

YAY Ivy!

[OnlyNonStranger]

Define tall.

[OnlyNonStranger]

This is a discussion I continually have. What happened to dating or just hanging out if dating is too scary of a word? I do not want a boyfriend or a committment, I just want a cool guy I can stand to be around for more than an hour. That includes conversation, grabbing some beer, shooting pool and sex. Then he can go his way and I can go mine, and maybe we can meet up again in a week. I don't even really need to hear from him in between. What is that relationship called?

Fuck buddy.

[TomAz]

you say "willing to try anything" on OKcupid - that is basically green light for anal in the Webster's Dictionary of the Male English Internet.

Audra, this is 100% true. You did well to change your profile.

[miscorrections]

This is a discussion I continually have. What happened to dating or just hanging out if dating is too scary of a word? I do not want a boyfriend or a committment, I just want a cool guy I can stand to be around for more than an hour. That includes conversation, grabbing some beer, shooting pool and sex. Then he can go his way and I can go mine, and maybe we can meet up again in a week. I don't even really need to hear from him in between. What is that relationship called?

Acquaintances with benefits.

[locachica73]

Fuck buddy.

Guys here only see the fuck part and forget the buddy portion. They assume that means booty calls, which is also ok on occasion, but I would also like to see them upright and with clothes on occasionally.

[Mugwog]

You think we wanna talk to you when we know the only reason you call us is to stuff your empty hole? Fuck no. Black ops 2 is out on Tuesday.

[locachica73]

Whatever, they just get tired of me kicking thier ass at pool.

[chairmenmeow47]

whatever. almost every guy i've tried to leave after sex asks me to stay for a bit or pouts for cuddles. y'all want to hang out more than us.

[miscorrections]

Seriously. Every guy I try to turn into an acquaintance with benefits gets all clingy and gets totally butthurt when I don't want to date them.

[OnlyNonStranger]

You can both come to me and we'll see what happens.

[xuclarockerx]

What I get for being nice to boys:

I wouldn't necessarily say that's being nice, that's rejecting them nicely.

Fuck buddy.

How about Beer 'n' Fuck buddy.