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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Ok wait a minute now DogVolta are you single ???? what schoolyard do you hang out at???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Fuck you took that seriously. Maybe you missed where I called my own bullshit.
    No, I got that. What I didn't get is why you bothered to type that stupid shit out in the first place.
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    What I get for being nice to boys:

    Him: I don't want to send a long boring message and just keeping it short haha. I like the profile and pics, so I thought if you like get to know each other and see if we want to eventually meet and see if we get along, if we did, awesome if not then we made friends.

    Me: Sorry I didn't respond sooner, it was a long weekend. Thank you for the email, but I have to say you are a little younger than I would typically date. I am going to be 40 on my next birthday and I have kids closer to your age than you are to mine. Good luck in your search though, you seem like a very sweet guy.

    Him: I should pick a better words but... I would love to put it in you lol
    Who cares about the age lol
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    Maybe he figured he had nothing to lose by putting it out there.
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    But is he cute?

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    He is, although behind the facial hair I suspect he has a very weak chin. I have a thing for strong manly chin/jaw lines. Plus, he is 23, ew.
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    23? Holy crap.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Mommy issues.
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    I am actually shocked by the number of 20something year olds wanting to hang out with someone my age. Then the guys my age all want to hang out with 20something year olds, or they never want to leave their house.
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    It's normal. Young dudes often want an older lady too teach them the right way. young girls are terrible a sex. especially young white American girls. just sayin

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    These posts made me search to see if there are any cougar conventions coming up.

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    I guess, and I know some women who are into it as well. But having kids close to that age just makes it way too creepy. Even the 28 year old is pushing my normal age limits. I just want to find a nice 35-45 year old who wants to have fun and can enjoy the occasional second round.
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    yeah, 23 yo dudes don't make very good companions anyways.

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    Well, you want some random dick, but no commitment. You just need to train a youngin' and make sure they always have pot on them. After 2-3 dates they'll learn the agenda: Meetup somewhere, drink/get high, then fuck. Orgasms from him are required or else no good blowjobs, just a quick suck to get it hard enough for you to mount your current young stud. Be dominant. You are in the position of power.

    Just don't expect anything out of them other than dick. This way video games/living at parents/no motivation/lack of conversation etc will be a minimal factor.

    If he begins to talk about video games, pull out your phone or begin to play with your titties. Does not matter where you are.

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    I don't want random dick, I am a girl, if I wanted random dick I could easily find it. I want non random dick that can carry on a conversation. Someone I can take out in public and not have people wonder if I am taking my son out for a beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I don't want random dick, I am a girl, if I wanted random dick I could easily find it. I want non random dick that can carry on a conversation. Someone I can take out in public and not have people wonder if I am taking my son out for a beer.
    I'm sure whatever online dating site you are on is just FLOODED with what you are looking for...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    I'm sure whatever online dating site you are on is just FLOODED with what you are looking for...
    I have decided that dating sites are worse than meeting people in bars. I haven't closed my accounts because I keep hoping some nice guy who doesn't want to immediately send me a picture of his penis will come along. It hasn't happened yet. So I am just hanging out with two guys who together fit what I am looking for. Eventually someone will come along with all the qualities I am looking for though. I am not giving up, just taking a bit of a time out. The sites are at least good for the occasional comic relief though.
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    I'm going to start borrowing other people's phones and send you pictures of my dick from them.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    oh goody... what is the point of pictures of penis... it's like pictures of food you don't get to eat.
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    This can't be random chance, though, there has to be SOMETHING in your profile to spur all these cock messages. I know girls on dating sites get a certain amount of adult content by default but you seem to get a disproportionate amount.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    oh goody... what is the point of pictures of penis... it's like pictures of food you don't get to eat.
    Clearly you've never seen a truly lovely one. My whole life has been like 1:17 in here:
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    You are welcome to check my profile, I will take critiques on what it is about me that brings out freaks. My username is onemoretime1973 on OKCupid and 73onemoretime73 on POF. I was very honest in my questions, even the sexually related ones, but I don't think that means I am open to naked photos. I have considered hiding my answers on those types of questions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Clearly you've never seen a truly lovely one. My whole life has been like 1:17 in here:
    Thanks for the laugh Randy. I have seen plenty of very lovely penis, but I like penis up close and in person, not some grainy image on my phone screen. It's just a waste if you ask me. Now if I knew a guy, we had already seen each other naked and he decided he wanted to surprise me with a photo, fucking awesome. But stranger penis showing up on my phone when I am at work is just not sexy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I just want to find a nice 35-45 year old who wants to have fun and can enjoy the occasional second round.
    My dear sweet lady.. please put this in your profile and don't reply to anyone under 35.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    But stranger penis showing up on my phone when I am at work is just not sexy.
    ... you and I have vastly different ideas of a good workday, then. If I fall below ten strange penises, I start to wonder about myself.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I am considering it Starravan.

    Randy, next strange penis photo I get I will go ahead and forward to you. I would hate for your work day to be lacking.
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    I thank you, milady.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post

    I am the fun girl. I love going out, spending time with friends, playing pool, texas holdem, darts, bbqs, camping, dancing, music festivals, weekend road trips and anything else you have in mind. I am willing to try new things.
    I would take out "Anything else you have in mind. I am willing to try new things" out of your profile to stop getting so many pictures of dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyNonStranger View Post
    I would take out "Anything else you have in mind. I am willing to try new things" out of your profile to stop getting so many pictures of dick.
    Yep.
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