Fuck, you are boring. Schoolyards? What the fuck. There is definitely something wrong with this guy and it's called being a limp-dicked pussy. No need to pseudo-intellectualize beyond that simple fact.
Ok wait a minute now DogVolta are you single ???? what schoolyard do you hang out at???
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What I get for being nice to boys:
Him: I don't want to send a long boring message and just keeping it short haha. I like the profile and pics, so I thought if you like get to know each other and see if we want to eventually meet and see if we get along, if we did, awesome if not then we made friends.
Me: Sorry I didn't respond sooner, it was a long weekend. Thank you for the email, but I have to say you are a little younger than I would typically date. I am going to be 40 on my next birthday and I have kids closer to your age than you are to mine. Good luck in your search though, you seem like a very sweet guy.
Him: I should pick a better words but... I would love to put it in you lol
Who cares about the age lol
But is he cute?
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I am actually shocked by the number of 20something year olds wanting to hang out with someone my age. Then the guys my age all want to hang out with 20something year olds, or they never want to leave their house.
It's normal. Young dudes often want an older lady too teach them the right way. young girls are terrible a sex. especially young white American girls. just sayin
These posts made me search to see if there are any cougar conventions coming up.
I guess, and I know some women who are into it as well. But having kids close to that age just makes it way too creepy. Even the 28 year old is pushing my normal age limits. I just want to find a nice 35-45 year old who wants to have fun and can enjoy the occasional second round.
yeah, 23 yo dudes don't make very good companions anyways.
Well, you want some random dick, but no commitment. You just need to train a youngin' and make sure they always have pot on them. After 2-3 dates they'll learn the agenda: Meetup somewhere, drink/get high, then fuck. Orgasms from him are required or else no good blowjobs, just a quick suck to get it hard enough for you to mount your current young stud. Be dominant. You are in the position of power.
Just don't expect anything out of them other than dick. This way video games/living at parents/no motivation/lack of conversation etc will be a minimal factor.
If he begins to talk about video games, pull out your phone or begin to play with your titties. Does not matter where you are.
I don't want random dick, I am a girl, if I wanted random dick I could easily find it. I want non random dick that can carry on a conversation. Someone I can take out in public and not have people wonder if I am taking my son out for a beer.
This can't be random chance, though, there has to be SOMETHING in your profile to spur all these cock messages. I know girls on dating sites get a certain amount of adult content by default but you seem to get a disproportionate amount.
You are welcome to check my profile, I will take critiques on what it is about me that brings out freaks. My username is onemoretime1973 on OKCupid and 73onemoretime73 on POF. I was very honest in my questions, even the sexually related ones, but I don't think that means I am open to naked photos. I have considered hiding my answers on those types of questions.