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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Statistically, whether you have sex one day before you get tested, or one day after you get tested, the probability that you will pass on an STD to your partner is identical.

    Yes, of course you should not be having sex if you think there is a possibility you could be passing something on. But I'm just saying that whether or not you are in the process of waiting for test results does not change that fact.
    Are you all really this dumb? The reason they tell you not to have sex until the results come back is so that the test can be considered at all effective. If you go out and fuck between when they take the blood and when you get the results, the results you have are meaningless.
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    Are you really that dumb? Her point was that if you fuck some one the day before you get tested, or fuck someone the day after, no matter what, the test results are meaningless. (Presuming you consider condom protected sex to be a risk). For most STIs can not be detected within a week of being infected. You're looking at 2 weeks to 3 months of history to have accurate results. So unless you're going to forgo having sex for 3 months and then get tested for the full battery of them, you can't really be certain of the results.

    I think Courtney was saying that the best policy is to always use condoms and get tested regularly, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I got the "Sorry if I bored you/I had fun/I want to keep hanging out" text first thing this morning. PUT YOUR LIPS ON MY LIPS AND MY HAND ON YOUR DICK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
    IF you give this guy another shot, there's a simple solution to this.
    The SLIGHTEST signal from you will go miles. Touch his hand, or hold his hand, touch his leg, or shoulder, you get the point, at any given moment. If you guys sit next to each other (wait there is no fucking COUCH) to watch something or just talk, and he sits next to you, like right next to you, confirm for him by scooting that much closer or something.
    I know, all that seems stupid and childish, but from my past experiences, stupid little shit like that was all it took for me to say OK Game on. I'm not telling you to make the first move, in fact, don't make the first move, its just those subtle hints that say HEY FUCKER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE to him should make things wide open, pun intended.
    If none of that works...then move on, dude needs to grow a pair still.

    And for what it's worth, years and years ago, I had to be careful how stoned I got, if at all, during the first couple dates. Being high during the first couple dates had the COMPLETE opposite affect of being drunk.
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    Im confused why you didnt deleted ways of making a move then saying dont do that

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Im confused why you didnt deleted ways of making a move then saying dont do that
    Im confused why you didnt maked senses about why you're confuse.
    Last edited by Dogvolta; 10-26-2012 at 08:17 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mammoth85 View Post
    I hope Wario and Donkey Kong don't conflict.

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    Im confuse on deleteds

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Im confused why you didnt deleted ways of making a move then saying dont do that
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    Whatever. Was just trying to help.
    Sometimes it IS ok for the female to a little physical interest.
    Or I could totally be wrong.
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    I hope Wario and Donkey Kong don't conflict.

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    ^ wishy washy ...amirite?
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    so last night i went out with a friend and his friend i've always thought was kinda cute was there. he has an extra ticket to louis ck, but no date. so i'm taking him to demetri martin and he's taking me to louis ck. it's all coming together!
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    IF you give this guy another shot, there's a simple solution to this.
    The SLIGHTEST signal from you will go miles. Touch his hand, or hold his hand, touch his leg, or shoulder, you get the point, at any given moment. If you guys sit next to each other (wait there is no fucking COUCH) to watch something or just talk, and he sits next to you, like right next to you, confirm for him by scooting that much closer or something.
    I know, all that seems stupid and childish, but from my past experiences, stupid little shit like that was all it took for me to say OK Game on. I'm not telling you to make the first move, in fact, don't make the first move, its just those subtle hints that say HEY FUCKER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE to him should make things wide open, pun intended.
    If none of that works...then move on, dude needs to grow a pair still.

    And for what it's worth, years and years ago, I had to be careful how stoned I got, if at all, during the first couple dates. Being high during the first couple dates had the COMPLETE opposite affect of being drunk.
    Thanks for the "how to let a guy know you're down with his dick being put inside of you 101" but I'm no moron. I did all of those things.

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    Craigslist has been dead lately. Time to renew my SugarDaddyForMe membership.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for the "how to let a guy know you're down with his dick being put inside of you 101" but I'm no moron. I did all of those things.
    Sorry, just figured you were a moron.
    Then just fucking forget about the guy, if he's scared of you he's scared of all women.
    Last edited by Dogvolta; 10-26-2012 at 12:05 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mammoth85 View Post
    I hope Wario and Donkey Kong don't conflict.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Sorry, just figured you were a moron.
    Then just fucking forgot about the guy, if he's scared of you he's scared of all women.
    If that's the case she should do more to help
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    I am trying something new, and am responding, at length, to guys from OKC who aren't really that attractive to me, but who have sent thoughtful and interesting messages. And corresponding several times without suggesting we meet. We'll see how this goes.

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    Good for you. You might be surprised how different people are in person, but if you're not physically attracted to someone, it will never work or at least not well.

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    Well. They're people that I wouldn't pick out if I were shopping for guys. They're not ugly. Just not my type. We'll see. My 'type' almost always fails me.

    I also have a tendency to become more attracted to people once I get to know them (well, provided that they're actually likeable), even when I initially didn't think they were that cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for the "how to let a guy know you're down with his dick being put inside of you 101" but I'm no moron. I did all of those things.
    If you touched him at all, on any part of his body with any part of yours, and he didn't immediately touch you back and eventually make a move then he's either not into you or an extremely cold fish. Given the awkward nature of his follow up text I'd assume the latter. This guy's probably a horrible fuck.


    actually I'd like you to do this experiment to see how comfortable he is with you as a friend or a awkward as a potential fuck:
    when you're hanging grab his computer and tell him you want to show him something on youtube. Then start pressing the letters like you're a really slow typist. say "y, o,..." See if he remains calm or tries to grab the computer to do it for you. We already know he's at least semi awkward so if he doesn't blink at this then you're not fuck material to him. If he does then he cares what you think about him sexually.
    Last edited by jackstraw94086; 10-26-2012 at 05:39 PM.

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    That's a weird test.

    And yes, the guy is undoubtedly bad in bed.

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    i always feel slightly dejected when i come home in a fabulous outfit alone.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
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    Looking good isn't complete without feeling cheap.

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    I am looking forward to getting in front of a computer to post at length about the awfulness of guedita's OKC date previously mentioned in her posts.

    The short version: the other guys trying to pick her up were unaware that she had come with a date at all, as the dude just skulked nearby making no effort to appear to be with her at all. Even after I repeatedly asked her date, are you just going to let these guys hit on her, or are you going to make a move?

    Relatedly: I think I've found a calling in escalating and egging on the awkwardness of an already bad date until it's at least comical. Unfortunately do not have the detachment needed to do this on my own bad dates.

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    I liked Mel's commentary on the situation:

    his drugs "not working" is not an excuse for his hands not to be all up on your ass because it looked fantastic.

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    At my buddy's Halloween party tonight a girl much taller than myself asked me to give her "drum lessons" so I gave her a brief lesson on the house kit. Then she started talking about her boyfriend.

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    Sometimes a drum lesson is just a drum lesson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I liked Mel's commentary on the situation:

    Ha. This guy is an unbelievable pussy. Girl invites you out to Halloween party, feeds you drugs, and you still can't figure it out? Shit. Dude is helpless.



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    Then she started talking about her boyfriend.
    Should've asked if he needed a lesson, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    Ha. This guy is an unbelievable pussy. Girl invites you out to Halloween party, feeds you drugs, and you still can't figure it out? Shit. Dude is helpless.
    Also, for the record, this guy is not attractive. I wouldn't even sleep with him, given the opportunity.

    Granted, we are ... a bit much to be around, but he really had nothing interesting to say. He made excuses for himself several times saying if he had some adderall or cocaine that he'd party more. Yea, that would have been fun.

    Guys started to hit on her from the moment we walked into the party, and he literally just stood back and watched it. This fairly attractive guy was hitting on her the whole freaking time. When she left to go to the bar, the guy said to me "Your friend is cute but she doesn't seem to like me. She keeps giving me the cold shoulder." I had to point out her date to him. He was shocked. He thought it was just some creep hanging out near us.

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    pics of all involved please

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