It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[getbetter]

Every time I'm waiting on results from a std check up they tell me not to have sex til I get my results.

The thought of getting naked crossed my mind but then I started thinking about the whole logistics of how to make it happen...

He told me about how at 19 he made out with whoever that singer is from Paramore who was not yet famous and only 17 which isn't necessarily something I think someone tells another person if they're remotely interested in trying to bone down. And also it's sort of like....who gives a shit?

HE DO NOT EVEN FUCK HER.WHO CARES! on top of that he is bragging about trying to have sex with a minor and getting denied by a seventeen year old girl!!!!

[jackstraw94086]

Was that a move? If it was it was a bad one.

I also might have gotten him way too stoned.

yes it was. you're right it was. yes you probably did.
It is a dejected and confused set of bones that goes unjumped.

actually, did he really not have a couch? How the hell do you invite a chick over without a couch? Unless he's so fucking smooth that all his hookups begin in his bed. which doesn't seem to be the case.

gotta have a couch. Sometimes don't even need the bed.

[getbetter]

Unless he's so fucking smooth that all his hookups begin in his bed. which doesn't seem to be the case.

Use the bed as an area to sit on.

[chiapet]

The guy just moved cross country.

And yea, it seems like it was his move, but an incredibly passive and weak one. If you want to make something happen, you're probably going to have to make the move.

It goes without saying that you're setting yourself up for more bad sex.

[chiapet]

And yea, you can entertain guests on your bed. Didn't you guys go to college? Or have roommates?

It's actually kind of a bummer living alone since people naturally head to my living room and then I have to work them into the bedroom, rather than just starting there. :P

[miscorrections]

I guess that's the distinct advantage of a studio apartment. Although there are only three reasons to come to my tiny place anyway: to pee before heading out, take a quick shot before heading out, or bone.

[suprefan]

gotta have a couch. Sometimes don't even need the bed.

kitchen counter.

[RotationSlimWang]

kitchen counter.

... piece of evidence No. 185 that Supre has never had sex with anyone.

[guedita]

It goes without saying that you're setting yourself up for more bad sex.

I got the "Sorry if I bored you/I had fun/I want to keep hanging out" text first thing this morning. PUT YOUR LIPS ON MY LIPS AND MY HAND ON YOUR DICK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

[chiapet]

Kitchen counter only works with exceptionally tall guys, and then you just keep hitting your head on cabinets. Not as hot as it would seem.

[HotHamWater]

Kitchen counter only works with exceptionally tall guys, and then you just keep hitting your head on cabinets. Not as hot as it would seem.

Supre's experience with sex only consists of watching terrible softcore Cinemax porn, where angles and leverage don't matter because there's no penetration. Take it for what it's worth.

[jackstraw94086]

Use the bed as an area to sit on.

Unless you're straight out of college you'd have to be missing your entire living room set to get away with ushering a chick straight into the bedroom upon entry.

[ThatGirl]

Unless you're straight out of college you'd have to be missing your entire living room set to get away with ushering a chick straight into the bedroom upon entry.

That depends on how drunk she is.

[jackstraw94086]

I got the "Sorry if I bored you/I had fun/I want to keep hanging out" text first thing this morning. PUT YOUR LIPS ON MY LIPS AND MY HAND ON YOUR DICK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

nobody but yourself to blame for watching him lob his nuts over the plate.
swing.

[getbetter]

Unless you're straight out of college you'd have to be missing your entire living room set to get away with ushering a chick straight into the bedroom upon entry.

what kind of girls are you hanging out with?

[HotHamWater]

Every time I'm waiting on results from a std check up they tell me not to have sex til I get my results.

You have to be told not to do this while you wait to get your results?

[chiapet]

Unless you're straight out of college you'd have to be missing your entire living room set to get away with ushering a chick straight into the bedroom upon entry.

Or, unless you're bringing home girls that are straight out of college.

It seems like most guys (even friends) head to my room the first time they come over. I guess they assume I have roommates? Or they are trying to put the moves on and I completely fail?

[miscorrections]

You fancy people with your multi-roomed apartments or houses.

[chiapet]

Your apartment has a couple of rooms. And you didn't offer me the toilet, shots, OR boning.

[ThatGirl]

Your apartment has a couple of rooms. And you didn't offer me the toilet, shots, OR boning.

Hahahah

[Courtney]

Kitchen counter can work pretty well if you're being bent over it and the heights are not too drastically different.

And why would having sex while you're waiting for test results be any different than sex any other time,as long as you use appropriate protection?

[jackstraw94086]

what kind of girls are you hanging out with?

one's that aren't cash-paid whores.

[getbetter]

Kitchen counter can work pretty well if you're being bent over it and the heights are not too drastically different.

And why would having sex while you're waiting for test results be any different than sex any other time,as long as you use appropriate protection?

How am I suppose to get a decent blow job with a condom on?


I'm talking kinda out of my ass because its this one insist where a nurse gave this huge speech to me or maybe just my brain filling in the blank the first time I ever got check out I was scared out of my mind.Note I didn't have anything but I was a wreck about some of the hood rats I banged or got blown by.

[jackstraw94086]

Or, unless you're bringing home girls that are straight out of college.

It seems like most guys (even friends) head to my room the first time they come over. I guess they assume I have roommates? Or they are trying to put the moves on and I completely fail?

Girls can get away with this when they have roommates (which is of course our assumption).

but seriously it's pretty awkward to walk into some chicks house for the first time and face her roommates when everyone knows why you came over. Unless the the chick and her roommate are both 8's then you split your bet. Never split 10's.

[HotHamWater]

And why would having sex while you're waiting for test results be any different than sex any other time,as long as you use appropriate protection?

Because usually when you're getting tested you're doing it because you don't know for sure if you're clean, so it might be a good idea not to have sex until you know. By your rationale, why even get tested at all? Just use appropriate protection.

[suprefan]

Kitchen counter can work pretty well if you're being bent over it and the heights are not too drastically different.

And why would having sex while you're waiting for test results be any different than sex any other time,as long as you use appropriate protection?

cause then the small phrase of 'I'm waiting for my std results to come back'' might slip in a drunken moment pre dick down.

[Courtney]

You can never know with 100% certainty whether you have STDs. Some shit doesn't always show up on tests. And, at least with my circle of friends, getting tested is just a normal checkup thing the same way you would get you cholesterol tested or something. It doesn't necessarily mean you think there is a higher risk something might be up.

[HotHamWater]

If you were waiting for test results, had sex, then found out you have an STD, would you still wonder if you passed it on or maybe wish you waited until you got the results back? Even if it was protected. If not, why was it important enough to get tested for in the first place?

[Courtney]

Statistically, whether you have sex one day before you get tested, or one day after you get tested, the probability that you will pass on an STD to your partner is identical.

Yes, of course you should not be having sex if you think there is a possibility you could be passing something on. But I'm just saying that whether or not you are in the process of waiting for test results does not change that fact.

[high5sareawesome]

I got the "Sorry if I bored you/I had fun/I want to keep hanging out" text first thing this morning. PUT YOUR LIPS ON MY LIPS AND MY HAND ON YOUR DICK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

Sig-worthy.