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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    Unless he's so fucking smooth that all his hookups begin in his bed. which doesn't seem to be the case.
    Use the bed as an area to sit on.
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    The guy just moved cross country.

    And yea, it seems like it was his move, but an incredibly passive and weak one. If you want to make something happen, you're probably going to have to make the move.

    It goes without saying that you're setting yourself up for more bad sex.

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    And yea, you can entertain guests on your bed. Didn't you guys go to college? Or have roommates?

    It's actually kind of a bummer living alone since people naturally head to my living room and then I have to work them into the bedroom, rather than just starting there. :P

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    I guess that's the distinct advantage of a studio apartment. Although there are only three reasons to come to my tiny place anyway: to pee before heading out, take a quick shot before heading out, or bone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post

    gotta have a couch. Sometimes don't even need the bed.
    kitchen counter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    kitchen counter.
    ... piece of evidence No. 185 that Supre has never had sex with anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    It goes without saying that you're setting yourself up for more bad sex.
    I got the "Sorry if I bored you/I had fun/I want to keep hanging out" text first thing this morning. PUT YOUR LIPS ON MY LIPS AND MY HAND ON YOUR DICK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

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    Kitchen counter only works with exceptionally tall guys, and then you just keep hitting your head on cabinets. Not as hot as it would seem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Kitchen counter only works with exceptionally tall guys, and then you just keep hitting your head on cabinets. Not as hot as it would seem.
    Supre's experience with sex only consists of watching terrible softcore Cinemax porn, where angles and leverage don't matter because there's no penetration. Take it for what it's worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Use the bed as an area to sit on.
    Unless you're straight out of college you'd have to be missing your entire living room set to get away with ushering a chick straight into the bedroom upon entry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    Unless you're straight out of college you'd have to be missing your entire living room set to get away with ushering a chick straight into the bedroom upon entry.
    That depends on how drunk she is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I got the "Sorry if I bored you/I had fun/I want to keep hanging out" text first thing this morning. PUT YOUR LIPS ON MY LIPS AND MY HAND ON YOUR DICK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
    nobody but yourself to blame for watching him lob his nuts over the plate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    Unless you're straight out of college you'd have to be missing your entire living room set to get away with ushering a chick straight into the bedroom upon entry.
    what kind of girls are you hanging out with?
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Every time I'm waiting on results from a std check up they tell me not to have sex til I get my results.
    You have to be told not to do this while you wait to get your results?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    Unless you're straight out of college you'd have to be missing your entire living room set to get away with ushering a chick straight into the bedroom upon entry.
    Or, unless you're bringing home girls that are straight out of college.

    It seems like most guys (even friends) head to my room the first time they come over. I guess they assume I have roommates? Or they are trying to put the moves on and I completely fail?

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    You fancy people with your multi-roomed apartments or houses.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Your apartment has a couple of rooms. And you didn't offer me the toilet, shots, OR boning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Your apartment has a couple of rooms. And you didn't offer me the toilet, shots, OR boning.
    Hahahah
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    Kitchen counter can work pretty well if you're being bent over it and the heights are not too drastically different.

    And why would having sex while you're waiting for test results be any different than sex any other time,as long as you use appropriate protection?
    Last edited by Courtney; 10-25-2012 at 08:40 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    what kind of girls are you hanging out with?
    one's that aren't cash-paid whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Kitchen counter can work pretty well if you're being bent over it and the heights are not too drastically different.

    And why would having sex while you're waiting for test results be any different than sex any other time,as long as you use appropriate protection?
    How am I suppose to get a decent blow job with a condom on?


    I'm talking kinda out of my ass because its this one insist where a nurse gave this huge speech to me or maybe just my brain filling in the blank the first time I ever got check out I was scared out of my mind.Note I didn't have anything but I was a wreck about some of the hood rats I banged or got blown by.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Or, unless you're bringing home girls that are straight out of college.

    It seems like most guys (even friends) head to my room the first time they come over. I guess they assume I have roommates? Or they are trying to put the moves on and I completely fail?
    Girls can get away with this when they have roommates (which is of course our assumption).

    but seriously it's pretty awkward to walk into some chicks house for the first time and face her roommates when everyone knows why you came over. Unless the the chick and her roommate are both 8's then you split your bet. Never split 10's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    And why would having sex while you're waiting for test results be any different than sex any other time,as long as you use appropriate protection?
    Because usually when you're getting tested you're doing it because you don't know for sure if you're clean, so it might be a good idea not to have sex until you know. By your rationale, why even get tested at all? Just use appropriate protection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Kitchen counter can work pretty well if you're being bent over it and the heights are not too drastically different.

    And why would having sex while you're waiting for test results be any different than sex any other time,as long as you use appropriate protection?

    cause then the small phrase of 'I'm waiting for my std results to come back'' might slip in a drunken moment pre dick down.

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    You can never know with 100% certainty whether you have STDs. Some shit doesn't always show up on tests. And, at least with my circle of friends, getting tested is just a normal checkup thing the same way you would get you cholesterol tested or something. It doesn't necessarily mean you think there is a higher risk something might be up.

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    If you were waiting for test results, had sex, then found out you have an STD, would you still wonder if you passed it on or maybe wish you waited until you got the results back? Even if it was protected. If not, why was it important enough to get tested for in the first place?

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    Statistically, whether you have sex one day before you get tested, or one day after you get tested, the probability that you will pass on an STD to your partner is identical.

    Yes, of course you should not be having sex if you think there is a possibility you could be passing something on. But I'm just saying that whether or not you are in the process of waiting for test results does not change that fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I got the "Sorry if I bored you/I had fun/I want to keep hanging out" text first thing this morning. PUT YOUR LIPS ON MY LIPS AND MY HAND ON YOUR DICK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Statistically, whether you have sex one day before you get tested, or one day after you get tested, the probability that you will pass on an STD to your partner is identical.

    Yes, of course you should not be having sex if you think there is a possibility you could be passing something on. But I'm just saying that whether or not you are in the process of waiting for test results does not change that fact.
    Are you all really this dumb? The reason they tell you not to have sex until the results come back is so that the test can be considered at all effective. If you go out and fuck between when they take the blood and when you get the results, the results you have are meaningless.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Are you really that dumb? Her point was that if you fuck some one the day before you get tested, or fuck someone the day after, no matter what, the test results are meaningless. (Presuming you consider condom protected sex to be a risk). For most STIs can not be detected within a week of being infected. You're looking at 2 weeks to 3 months of history to have accurate results. So unless you're going to forgo having sex for 3 months and then get tested for the full battery of them, you can't really be certain of the results.

    I think Courtney was saying that the best policy is to always use condoms and get tested regularly, anyway.

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