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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    That doesn't mean you still can't have lots of sex. GET IT, GIRL!
    QFT. Ivy, stop being retarded and fuck that guy.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    i messaged said friend-of-a-friend on facebook when i got home, thanking him for walking me to my car and said i had a good time. he responded saying he's never on facebook and sorry for the delay, but he had a good time too.

    he's moving at the end of the year to new york. i feel like i shouldn't ask him to hang out since 1) he didn't ask for my number or kiss me or anything and 2) he's moving and probably doesn't want to get into anything serious.

    *sigh* i can't believe i finally work up the nerve to hang out with this guy and he's moving >
    Pretty sure it wont hurt to explore an area you have interest in, even if it will only be a limited time. Hell, you may even change each others minds

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    of course it probably makes the most sense to do the opposite of what Randy and his shaftmate Mugwog suggest.
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    Save it for when your feeling better ivy.Then fly out to New York for a fuck fest.

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    I don't think it could hurt to try to spend some time with him, Ivy. "End of the year" is still 2 months away. If you can treat it as something casual and not get attached, 2 months is enough time to figure out that he wasn't all you imagined he might be, or maybe to decide that he'd be worth taking some trips to NY for. Either way, it'd not become something you wish you'd gone for.

    How many people really, truly regret dating or sleeping with a person briefly? (Barring any lifelong consequences, I suppose...). Most of the time we regret not going for it and never finding out what could have been with that person.

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    I've come to the conclusion that I just have no interest in meeting new people to date right now. I went on a date Saturday and it was... fine. There was nothing wrong with the guy that I can really put my finger on, he was attractive enough, the date went okay, and yet I have no interest in seeing him again.

    At least all the other guys, I could find something WRONG with. It's disconcerting to realize that I'd rather just go out dancing, or hang out with my friends, than meet guys. :/

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    ^ wants the bad boys
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    Not really. I just hate dates. Come over and listen to music and fuck? Perfect. Dates suck.

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    I picked the guy I went on a date with over a week ago up from the airport on Monday wearing a self made shirt that says "ZERO FUCKS."

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

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    But have you fucked him yet?

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    self made shirts are rarely a good sign
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    But have you fucked him yet?
    No. I didn't even remember I was wearing the shirt until I went to the bathroom at his place and realized that it might be sending him mixed signals.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Not really. I just hate dates. Come over and listen to music and fuck? Perfect. Dates suck.
    OKAY, SF is only 6 hour drive away.
    You can choose music.
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    Sodomy is such a wholesome word, I wish I could find a tactful way to introduce it into conversation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    No. I didn't even remember I was wearing the shirt until I went to the bathroom at his place and realized that it might be sending him mixed signals.
    or posing a challenge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    or posing a challenge.
    Yes! If it's meant to be, he'll be wearing a self made shirt that reads "CHALLENGE...ACCEPTED" when we hang out tonight.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

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    or posing a challenge.
    *giggle*
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    That should earn him something.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Yes! If it's meant to be, he'll be wearing a self made shirt that reads "CHALLENGE...ACCEPTED" when we hang out tonight.
    Want to borrow my "ME SO HORNY" tshirt to confuse him?

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    Wear the ME SO HORNY shirt AND a strap-on cock !!
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Save it for when your feeling better ivy.Then fly out to New York for a fuck yeah fest.
    even better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Want to borrow my "ME SO HORNY" tshirt to confuse him?
    Please, please, really have a ME SO HORNY shirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Please, please, really have a ME SO HORNY shirt.
    Old pic, but...



    I also have a tank top that says "I will not love you long time"
    Last edited by Robin; 10-24-2012 at 12:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Old pic, but...



    I also have a tank top that says "I will not love you long time"


    is that you?
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    I can attest from a visual on Tinychat that is indeed Robin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    I can attest from a visual on Tinychat that is indeed Robin.
    It makes me want to try and be a better person.
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    Adorable.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Old pic, but...



    I also have a tank top that says "I will not love you long time"
    way to edit out the strap-on
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Well, hello.


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    nice pic, robin

    and as for the NY-bound guy, i gave him my number. i also asked him out friday. for someone not being on facebook much, this was a stupid idea of me to invite him out to a ticketed function, but fuck it. i'm working on a back-up plan. apparently no one i know wants to see demetri martin. unless you know me and want to go, hit me up

    also, this poor baby broke up his parent's marriage with uglyness:

    http://planetivy.com/news/12331/man-...ing-ugly-wins/



    Man divorces & sues wife for being ugly, wins

    Divorces are never pretty, but this one is pretty ugly. A man from northern China divorced and sued his wife for being ugly. He won $120,000 in the lawsuit and has once again made the world question the validity of phrases like "marriage" and "love".

    The northern Chinese man, Jian Feng, married his wife and was reportedly absolutely in love with her. Soon, as will happen, she became pregnant and gave birth to a baby girl, which was when the problems arose for Feng.

    He thought the baby was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified him. The baby resembled neither of her parents, so Feng demanded to know who the father was, because jumping to conclusions about your wife's faithfulness is the obvious thing to do when you have an ugly baby.

    As it turns out, his wife didn't cheat, but did gloss over the fact that she had spent $100,000 on intense plastic surgery to severely change how she looked before she met him. It's the kind of thing that can slip your mind on the first date. After his wife revealed this to him, Feng took the only right-minded course of action and divorced and sued her, claiming that she got him to marry her under false pretences. The false pretence presumably being that she was good looking. Incredibly, the (presumably male) judge sympathised with Feng and he won $120,000 in the case.

    It's usually the victim of court cases that you're supposed to feel sorry for, but it's kind of difficult to feel sorry for the man who is angry at his beautiful wife for being ugly at some point in her life. If you're going to feel sorry for anyone, feel sorry for their child, whom will forever be known as the baby that broke her parent's marriage - with her face.
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