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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post

    For $80 (thats the price of admission for yourself + wingman) you could order your favorite meal,booze and have your local drug dealer bring you a personalized dose of your favorite illicit substance and have a grand ole time compared to the nightmare these meetup parties can be. DJ'd a J-Date once in Manhattan where the chemistry between attendees was worse than that of a 7th grade fall dance
    Right. The premise of it makes no sense to me. I showed up at my bar last night in sweats and three different guys bought me drinks all night long and then one gave me a fistful of narcos.

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    Were any of those guys under 40 years old?

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    most people don't have our kind of fun , Cara. believe it or not, most people don't like dives or drugs.

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    Most people do Vigo, they just exclude you

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Were any of those guys under 40 years old?
    2 of them! 1 is just a friend at the bar. Narco-friend from Newport Beach here on business was 36 and owns his own company...swell guy.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    yes yes mugwog, the dive-drug crowed has been so exclusive. im just now breaking in.

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    Lotsa friendly business men buy you drinks and give you scrips, huh, Vigo? I'm sure.

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    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    She sounds like a sweet girl...
    Truth be told, half way through our "conversation" I thought "this must be what it is like talking to guedita for the first time"
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Lotsa friendly business men buy you drinks and give you scrips, huh, Vigo? I'm sure.
    yes, because I'm the life of the party. What do you do for your free shit? I wonder

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    I just show up.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Truth be told, half way through our "conversation" I thought "this must be what it is like talking to guedita for the first time"
    You've painted yourself quite an image of me. Again, I'd only disappoint.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Did I really forget to post about the pot plantation owner who tried to get me to run away to Humboldt Co. with him after we talked about weed and techno for 2 hours on my last flight home?

    I'm still annoyed that I threw away his number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Did I really forget to post about the pot plantation owner who tried to get me to run away to Humboldt Co. with him after we talked about weed and techno for 2 hours on my last flight home?

    I'm still annoyed that I threw away his number.
    You made a huge mistake.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    we could of been in weed heaven right now.
    Last edited by getbetter; 10-18-2012 at 01:11 PM.

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    Just like supre

    amirite?
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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    i spent the night hanging out at a party with a friend-of-a-friend i have always liked. he walked me to my car. plur.
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    I was at a dive bar last night and this guy told me that I'm his fantasy cougar.

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    You're not even old enough to be a cougar. Was he 13?

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    haha, I bet Robin is like really 45 and just seems very young

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    Your bet would be wrong.
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    i bet she's young and looks like she's 45
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    Either way she's asian and is as tight as a 12 year old

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I was at a dive bar last night and this guy told me that I'm his fantasy cougar.

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    I think I've said "lip, lip mystockings, lip them" like 2000 times in my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Your bet would be wong.
    Fixed.
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    Never seen that movie. Will watch now, Thx.

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    ^ mind about the be blown
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i spent the night hanging out at a party with a friend-of-a-friend i have always liked. he walked me to my car. plur.
    i messaged said friend-of-a-friend on facebook when i got home, thanking him for walking me to my car and said i had a good time. he responded saying he's never on facebook and sorry for the delay, but he had a good time too.

    he's moving at the end of the year to new york. i feel like i shouldn't ask him to hang out since 1) he didn't ask for my number or kiss me or anything and 2) he's moving and probably doesn't want to get into anything serious.

    *sigh* i can't believe i finally work up the nerve to hang out with this guy and he's moving >
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    You're not even old enough to be a cougar. Was he 13?
    Even if I was into younger guys, I would prefer to be called a "puma."
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    i messaged said friend-of-a-friend on facebook when i got home, thanking him for walking me to my car and said i had a good time. he responded saying he's never on facebook and sorry for the delay, but he had a good time too.

    he's moving at the end of the year to new york. i feel like i shouldn't ask him to hang out since 1) he didn't ask for my number or kiss me or anything and 2) he's moving and probably doesn't want to get into anything serious.

    *sigh* i can't believe i finally work up the nerve to hang out with this guy and he's moving >
    That doesn't mean you still can't have lots of sex. GET IT, GIRL!


    I finally have a "date" on Friday. I haven't been on a date since probably around March. Some dude from OKCupid. Due to the World Series schedule, meeting up with him on the evenings is kind of out of the picture for about the next week. We found out that we work near each other, so we're meeting up on our lunch break. He knows that I work in HR, so I'm really tempted to treat this like an interview.

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