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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    How is licking/sucking/nibbling on ears gross?

    I'm with you on feet though.
    I hate the sound, the feeling, the wetness in my ear. Plus, my mother had a boyfriend when I was little who use to want to "tell me a secret" and would always stick his tongue in my ear. So it has always just been gross to me.
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    That is gross, Audra. Yuck.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by saranater View Post
    Actually... come to think of it, I had a creepy message on a dating site once from a man offering to be my slave-boy. Maybe I can find him. /genius
    I had one of those too, and now that I haven't had time to clean my apartment in weeks, I feel stupid for deleting his message so quickly.

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    Just get a few bdsm props and order him to clean your house every week. Nice.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Nibbling and sucking are all fine as long as the attention is not spent for too long on non effective zones. Toes, ears, backs of knees, belly button, etc are fine for a short period of time. Why do people choose to let it linger? Move on, dude.

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    It is not always non-effective.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    It may get things started, but please . . . Move on.

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    Amy is saying that such an approach could work for other people. Curiously enough your body is not the be-all end-all dictionary of erogenous zones.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Thank you, Corinna.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Earlobes.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Probably going to tie up my lady, bring her back the 80s, throw a ball gag on her and wear out a vibrator on her clit tonight, possibly a kitty butt plug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Probably going to tie up my lady, bring her back the 80s, throw a ball gag on her and wear out a vibrator on her clit tonight, possibly a kitty butt plug
    I don't think anyone gives two shits. You're fucking tiresome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Thank you, Corinna.
    I wasn't disregarding what you were saying. I understood. I just couldn't relate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Amy is saying that such an approach could work for other people. Curiously enough your body is not the be-all end-all dictionary of erogenous zones.
    It should be.

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    AAAAAAAHHHH I was looking through my texts messages because I have a really bad habit of not saving contacts and I found this really in depth message that was all emotional and ask who it was??? The Text was just a month old and I never saw it before.Ends up being Super fucking crazy girl from a year ago and I didn't even bone .:/ I'm never going text "Who is this?" again to old messages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    I don't think anyone gives two shits. You're fucking tiresome.
    Sounds like someone's jelly

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    No one's "jelly." We just continue to find you an insufferable piece of shit.

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    Thursday quiver matches...

    30 / M / Bisexual / Seeing someone
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    Well first of I am a chrononaut, though at this point I've only mastered traveling *forward* in time.
    I am also an oneironaut....

    26 / M / Bisexual / Single
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    I'm black, vegan, queer, radical. And I wanna love ya.

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    The middle one is an AIDS risk.
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    the bottom one cries during sex
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    Now I wonder if I should have mentioned time travel in my profile.

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    hey guy, if you are really interested, don't ask me the same questions more than once. and "i'm driving" is a retarded excuse. also "o" and "ur" are not words. DENIED.
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    haha, I find myself now using u in text, but I refuse to use ur. I don't know why I find one ok and not the other.

    I was talking to a guy who manages a midas car repair shop, I was thinking I had found a cool guy and could get some free car repairs. Then he mentioned he has no license due to the fines he hasn't paid off from his prison stay... DENIED!
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    Anyone who texts while driving can get shot in the face.

    And lets have some Sonic Youth decency and use yr at least.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Anyone who texts while driving can get shot in the face.

    And lets have some Sonic Youth decency and use yr at least.
    I guess they dont have an iphone, so they cant dictate their text and look like they know how to spell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    And lets have some Sonic Youth decency and use yr at least.
    This is how it's done.

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    High five to that.

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    I have been dating a guy for about a month and a half. I really like him a lot. I find myself less and less interested in dating other people at the same time. It's nice.

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    I have a business trip coming up outside of Boston. I'm going to try to dick down this hot firefighter friend of mine while out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    hey guy, if you are really interested, don't ask me the same questions more than once. and "i'm driving" is a retarded excuse. also "o" and "ur" are not words. DENIED.
    I have no job, im 120lb overweight, i have 5 bastard children living in 5 different states, i cant cook, im unclean, i cant dance, but i ALWAYS spell out my pronouns in text messages. Lets fuck?


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