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    Super hardcore foot fetishists like to masturbate onto people's feet. Count yourself lucky if all he wants to do is suck your toes.
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    Masturbate WITH.

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    I've only had to deal with the toe sucking. I'd be fine with a bit of spooge on the toes. It ends up everywhere else, so what's the difference?

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    spooge on toes > sucking toes

    one of my high school boyfriends was into toe-sucking. he was also into beating and raping. just sayin'...
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    That's a fine line to walk.


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    It feels good though. I think other bits are worse than feet.
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    I am not into that but maybe the next time I pick up someone kinda dumb and naieve I will bring it up. Sometimes it's more of a thrill seeing how they respond to the mention of some acts than the acts themselves.
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    But would you? If she said yes? What if her feet where not clean? ew.
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    It feels good though. I think other bits are worse than feet.
    probably. i just really hate feet and have spent an insane amount of time cleaning and pampering mein to keep them from being gross. i'm also super ticklish, which is probably why i don't enjoy it.
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    If all the guy wanted to do was masturbate onto them, I could work my way up to that, but there is no touching of the feet. I don't find any bits as disturbing as feet. I think the next gross bit in line is having someone lick or suck on my ears or belly button. EW.
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    This from two ladies who love blow jobs. Priorities.
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    I have no problem with people touching or sucking in most places, but the toes are sooooo ticklish. My giggles and instinct to pull away made it all very unsexy.

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    ewww, the last guy i dated tried to lick my ear. i almost threw him off me.

    i'm sure it doesn't make any logical sense, but yes, blow jobs are way more fun!!!! blow jobs for all!!! why can't i find a decent guy who just wants blow jobs all the time?
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    ummm
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    Yeah, I am actually not sure how it would morph into sexytime because of the ticklish thing. But it does feel good. I see the potential there.
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    LOOK AT ME I LIKE TO BLOW PENISES LOOK AT ME HEY GUYS ARE YOU LOOKING DID YOU HEAR THAT I LIKE TO BLOW PENISES
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    I'M A GIRL ON THE INTERNET AND I TOTALLY LOVE PENISES YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME NOW RIGHT
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    If there's other stimulation happening, maybe there's potential.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I'M A GIRL ON THE INTERNET AND I TOTALLY LOVE PENISES YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME NOW RIGHT
    Go dip your tips.

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    haha, it does feel like that sometimes, Corinna.
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    haha, it does feel like that sometimes, Corinna.
    you brought up blowjobs, not me.
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    will you sluts settle down
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    I said sometimes, not necessarily this time.
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    This from two ladies who love blow jobs. Priorities.
    If finding penis sexier than feet is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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    Yeah, I know. I wish I felt that way.
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    How is licking/sucking/nibbling on ears gross?

    I'm with you on feet though.

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    Nibbling on ears is terrific.
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    Hmmm I think I would require he provide me with weekly pedicures if he were going to suck my toes, which he probably would approve of since providing pedicures would be like masturbation for him.

    I wonder if any guys have car cleaning fetishes. Or laundry-doing fetishes. I should put out a kijiji ad.

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    Actually... come to think of it, I had a creepy message on a dating site once from a man offering to be my slave-boy. Maybe I can find him. /genius

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    How is licking/sucking/nibbling on ears gross?

    I'm with you on feet though.
    not gross, just odd-feeling. i guess in my case the guy was literally licking my ear like a dog. a little ear play is fine though.

    my date was postponed to next week. i feel like i should ask one of the other candidates out for thurs, but i'm feeling like pulling a cara/audra/heidi. top-tier candidates only.
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