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    He might be catholic? I most likely sound ignorant saying this, I am aware. I only say this because my ex was Catholic and he had a painting of Jesus in his house, but he was not super religious. Just kinda had the title that he was catholic because that was how he was brought up.
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    i have lots of saints, Mary and Jesus stuff around my house and i'm barely catholic at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    how do you know it's his wall?
    I thought of that, then I thought maybe he lives with his mother and it's his mother's Jesus painting (EEK). I think it's all just a sign that I am overly picky and don't really want to date.
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    Some people also just like religious art and iconography.
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    Also: could there be a more boring objection in dating? This thread rarely delivers.
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    What about your hot dating life? Any body suckin on them pepperoni nips?

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    If my torso was a pizza I'd eat myself every day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I have been talking to a guy who is my age, has a job, a car, etc. I was kind of excited to meet him, but then he sent me a photo and there is a big painting of Jesus on the wall behind him. It made me lose interest. I might be being overly picky but I just don't do the religious thing very well.
    Maybe he was at a family member's house, and it was just a picture of himself he was comfortable with posting. Maybe being too picky.
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    I don't really know about pizza mechanics.
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    My girlfriend wants me to lick her ass. I am disgusted at the thought and confused why she would ask me to do such a thing. She said everyone is into it now. It freaks me the fuck out. If this is what dating is like these days I would rather just keep being single and buying the odd blowjob here and there.
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    wuss.
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    As long as she's clean what's the big deal? I don't know that "everyone" is into it, or that that's a meaningful endorsement either way, but people have been putting their mouths on everything for a real long time.
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    i'd lick your crust anyday
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    Just have her rim you back

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    What about your hot dating life? Any body suckin on them pepperoni nips?
    more like gatorade bottle caps
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    Loca, I don't think you're being too picky. I'd hope people have enough awareness to look at what's in the background of a photo they post to a dating site, since most people would make a decision regarding whether to read/look further or not based on that photo. Meaning, I doubt he didn't notice Jesus was in the background. So at minimum, it's a person who doesn't mind people assuming he is religious.

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    Maybe it will lead to some good "punishment for sins" sex?

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    The photo wasn't on the site, if it had been I wouldn't have answered his first email, this was photo he text me. I just seem to find a lot of not so good reasons to dismiss guys who seem interested in me. Too many texts, not enough texts, he mentions feet, he is geographically undesirable, he has a kid, he works nights, he likes country music, etc. I have probably 10 guys phone numbers in my phone that have been interested in meeting and I just keep finding reasons not to. I have even been dismissing guys because of their punctuation and grammar, which is funny considering how horrible I am at both myself. I just want to get past all the getting to know people crap and find someone to fuck, but I don't want to fuck anyone without getting to know them.
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    And there is your problem . . .

    fuck away . . .

    you don't need to get to know them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    The photo wasn't on the site, if it had been I wouldn't have answered his first email, this was photo he text me. I just seem to find a lot of not so good reasons to dismiss guys who seem interested in me. Too many texts, not enough texts, he mentions feet, he is geographically undesirable, he has a kid, he works nights, he likes country music, etc. I have probably 10 guys phone numbers in my phone that have been interested in meeting and I just keep finding reasons not to. I have even been dismissing guys because of their punctuation and grammar, which is funny considering how horrible I am at both myself. I just want to get past all the getting to know people crap and find someone to fuck, but I don't want to fuck anyone without getting to know them.
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    I do miss the days where I cared less about knowing someone and more about fucking them... There is just too much guilt now when I have random encounters.
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    Well, I'm worse than you. I just delete every single message I get from any guy. Even the ones who seem to be attractive and normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    The photo wasn't on the site, if it had been I wouldn't have answered his first email, this was photo he text me. I just seem to find a lot of not so good reasons to dismiss guys who seem interested in me. Too many texts, not enough texts, he mentions feet, he is geographically undesirable, he has a kid, he works nights, he likes country music, etc. I have probably 10 guys phone numbers in my phone that have been interested in meeting and I just keep finding reasons not to. I have even been dismissing guys because of their punctuation and grammar, which is funny considering how horrible I am at both myself. I just want to get past all the getting to know people crap and find someone to fuck, but I don't want to fuck anyone without getting to know them.
    I automatically reject anyone who sends me a duckface picture.

    And poor spelling always turns me off, even when they are responding to my "I Am A Sugar Daddy" ads, disregarding the fact that being a decent speller might put someone at a financial advantage, therefore less likely to need whatever "help" I may provide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    The photo wasn't on the site, if it had been I wouldn't have answered his first email, this was photo he text me. I just seem to find a lot of not so good reasons to dismiss guys who seem interested in me. Too many texts, not enough texts, he mentions feet, he is geographically undesirable, he has a kid, he works nights, he likes country music, etc. I have probably 10 guys phone numbers in my phone that have been interested in meeting and I just keep finding reasons not to. I have even been dismissing guys because of their punctuation and grammar, which is funny considering how horrible I am at both myself. I just want to get past all the getting to know people crap and find someone to fuck, but I don't want to fuck anyone without getting to know them.
    Man I'd love to find someone with a foot fetish. Daily foot massages.

    Also, being picky when online dating is a necessity. Of those 10 guys in your phone, you'd be lucky if one of them was worth wasting the makeup and a clean pair of underwear for a date. Assuming you put on fresh underwear for dates. I guess thats a big assumption.

    Back to my hole.

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    Yeah, I agree, a foot fetish would be nice.
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    Getting your toes sucked is kind of weird. Massage is one thing, but most like to suck and it has always felt a bit off for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saranater View Post
    Man I'd love to find someone with a foot fetish. Daily foot massages.

    Also, being picky when online dating is a necessity. Of those 10 guys in your phone, you'd be lucky if one of them was worth wasting the makeup and a clean pair of underwear for a date. Assuming you put on fresh underwear for dates. I guess thats a big assumption.

    Back to my hole.
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    fuck that toe shit. feet are fucking gross. i don't care if they've been through a bleach wash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Getting your toes sucked is kind of weird. Massage is one thing, but most like to suck and it has always felt a bit off for me.
    Meh. If I could find a guy that the only flaw about him was wanting to suck my toes, I'd probably marry him. Decent dudes are hard to find.

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