It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[VigoTheCarpathian]

back to boobies then: your favorite subject

[jackstraw94086]

It's not shallow to state that there's a higher percentage of overweight women on dating sites. I'd bet that is factually correct. And it's not a big problem to exclude them from your dating pool - everyone has aesthetic likes and dislikes, and if you know your particular dislikes are 100% dealbreakers then better to know that and move on.

Granted, I feel like most people don't necessarily broadcast their preferences, for fear of being seen as shallow/cruel/whatever, but everyone has them.

If this is in reference to the discussion about calling people who shun heavy girls shallow then you're talking about a different set of people than you're defending here. This wasn't a "people are attracted to different things" issue. Of course if you're simply not attracted to a heavy woman there's no reason to try and force it simply to buck a stereotype. I wouldn't call someone shallow if their lack of attraction is genuine and not programmed. I'm talking about the people, out of insecurity and fear of disapproval from friends/parents/whatever, don't open themselves to the possiblity of getting to know someone who they might otherwise have if those external influences didn't exist. These are the people who espouse the "no fat chicks" language and mentality. It is perfectly justifiable to call those people shallow and brush them off. It is really a far stretch to call that simply a "choice". It's a handy little consequence of society's tolerance for it that those people can be filtered. If someone else enjoys those people then that's a choice in itself too I guess.

[chairmenmeow47]

What are you average at? Are you trying to offend us?

i miss you

And I agree huge tits are not nearly as popular as most girls used to think. I feel like these days girls generally seem to get that though. The whole big tit thing is pretty much just sitcom fodder at this point.

i agree with this, it's kind of like how the media gives women the impression that all men are hard 24/7 and just BEGGING us to have sex with them at any time. then when we as women are rejected after making a sexual advance, we instantly think there must be something wrong with us or we're missing something when really the guy may not be in the mood.

age also makes a difference. i've noticed that as i've gotten older, some men have been less able to keep up with me sexually.

[jackstraw94086]

age also makes a difference. i've noticed that as i've gotten older, some men have been less able to keep up with me sexually.

It might help of you brought them a sandwich

[JorgeC]

anyone getting laid during fleet week in SF yet??

[Robin]

anyone getting laid during fleet week in SF yet??

I'm bringing this guy I really like to Hardly Strictly on Saturday. I'm hoping to get him really drunk.

[jackstraw94086]

Just give him enough to break the ice.
You don't want to give him whiskey dick.

Of course if it takes too much alcohol to pry his pants open maybe you're fishing at the wrong hole.

[ods..]

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.

ln the morning, if my face is a little pufffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.

I can do a thousand now.

[jackstraw94086]

speaking of an ideal filtering online dating site profile pic

[IceyHotshot]

In other news, just set up a date with another woman. Hooray, options!

[RotationSlimWang]

Poor guy.

Horse Tranquilizer is inaccurate in both respects.

[RotationSlimWang]

Also, I don't even know what the fuck the original debate was there. Whether or not fat people can get laid? Most people are fat, so clearly the answer is they can. On women it's more forgivable because y'all are supposed to be soft and curvy and squish when squished. Also, it's annoying as fuck to try to bang the shit out of a really skinny girl properly. Nothing makes my boner retreat from its standard glory faster than the feeling of a pointy pelvic bone slapping against mine when I rear back and go deep-cunt on her.

[phonographer]

Horse Tranquilizer is inaccurate in both respects.

I learned from Scully in an episode of X-Files right after reading that.

[jackstraw94086]

woe to thee, poor skinny girl. Would that thou should know the exquisite pleasure of Randy's deep-cunting.

[chairmenmeow47]

i heard the horse tranquilizer thing in armageddon. RIP michael clark duncan.

[locachica73]

I'm really into watersports. I love to drink pee. I love older women. Looking to hookup and get nasty.

EW!

[ENluv12]

^wut?

[Dogvolta]

EW!

Ew? It's not like YOU'RE drinking it...

[locachica73]

I don't care who's drinking it, it's fucking filthy.

[Dogvolta]

maybe I shouldve thrown in a or something to signify the sarcasm

[amyzzz]

It's sterile.

[chairmenmeow47]

better to find out about water sports sooner than later i would guess.

[locachica73]

Maybe a , then I would have known you thought it was filthy too. How can I assume you aren't also into drinking old lady pee?

[miscorrections]

I don't care who's drinking it, it's fucking filthy.

In the grand scheme of things pee really isn't as gross as semen.

It's sterile.

Not technically true. That gets bandied about a lot but once it hits the urethra it's not sterile anymore.

[locachica73]

I haven't considered semen gross since my teen years.

[miscorrections]

Then I fail to see your issue with pee.

[locachica73]

Pee is a waste product of your body, just like shit, I don't want either in my mouth. I don't consider semen to be a waste product.

[miscorrections]

Urine is 95% water and the rest is mostly ions. Semen is...a bunch of sugars and proteins and enzymes and WIGGLY LITTLE CREATURES in a mucus base.

[jackstraw94086]

Comparing sperm and semen to urine, which is the product of your kidneys filtering waste and toxins out of your blood, is ludicrous.
Neither one was sculpted by nature with the intent to end up in one's mouth, but it's pretty obvious which will cause greater harm in the long run. If animal bodies were better off keeping all that stuff recycled then we wouldn't piss, and need to drink far less often. And to call it simply a matter of taste is to be completely ignorant of basic biology. The human instinctual revulsion to urine and all excretions exists for a reason.

Getting your jolies from getting pissed on results from a different wiring system.

[RotationSlimWang]

woe to thee, poor skinny girl. Would that thou should know the exquisite pleasure of Randy's deep-cunting.

There's a holiday for them to congregate and have a big group cry about missing out on my length.