Page 315 of 480 FirstFirst ... 310311312313314315316317318319320 ... LastLast
Results 9,421 to 9,450 of 14397

Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

  1. #9421

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    1 NO SHIT
    2 NO SHIT
    3 NO SHIT
    4 NO SHIT
    5 NO SHIT
    6 NO SHIT
    7 NO SHIT
    8 NO SHIT

    Here is some real advice, for guys at least. Online dating services are like at home treadmills/weights/dvd work outs. If one doesn't already do some form of exercise (gym, running, swimming, etc) and/or one is too lazy and unmotivated to do that shit, purchasing that at home equipment and dvd will NOT get his/her ass in shape and it will NOT motivate him/her to get in shape and it will NOT motivate him/her to live a healthier life and it will NOT motivate him/her to even use the shit that was just bought.
    Those things are there for the convenience of those that already have the determination to get in shape and stay in shape and live an active lifestyle and/or for those that already live that way.

    How does this relate, in my opinion, to online dating? Same thing. If a male has always been too scared to talk to (let alone meet) women, online dating will not help, in fact, it may hurt. It only gives a false sense of comfort hiding behind a computer screen. A scared, nervous, timid guy runs the risk of never actually growing out of that phase when constantly relying on emails, online photos, profiles, questionnaires, surveys, all that bullshit.
    It seems, to me, that this online dating is most beneficial for those that actually get themselves out there and already interact w/ the opposite sex (or same sex, depending on preference). Online dating just adds a level of convenience to be taken advantage of by those that actually have an idea of how to interact with another interested party.

    Of course, the other side of the coin, I admit this shit can be used to help someone's balls drop, just like at home fitness equipment can help someone really get in shape that was always out of shape. So what do I know. And it's worth saying that I am completely inexperienced in online dating, I've only been dabbling the past few weeks...with success I might add (though I do consider myself incredibly lucky in one case, honestly, I hardly had a part in how fortunate I've been with this one particular woman).
    Last edited by Dogvolta; 10-03-2012 at 11:50 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mammoth85 View Post
    I hope Wario and Donkey Kong don't conflict.

  2. #9422
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    22,182

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I'm dating this guy from South India and I know that English isn't his first language and maybe the British do this too and that's just what he was taught but he always says "today evening" in text messages. Is that a British thing? What the hell is that?

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

  3. #9423
    Coachella Junkie Drinkey McDrinkerstein's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    DTLA, CA
    Posts
    20,596

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I'm dating this guy from South India and I know that English isn't his first language and maybe the British do this too and that's just what he was taught but he always says "today evening" in text messages. Is that a British thing? What the hell is that?


    However, this was my favorite answer:
    last.fm
    4/5/14 - Trentemoller - Fonda // 4/9/14 - The Knife - Fox Theater Pomona // 4/22/14 - Dillinger Escape Plane - Glasshouse// 5/23/14 - 5/26/14 Punk Rock Bowling - Las Vegas
    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

  4. #9424
    Coachella Junkie jackstraw94086's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    8,279

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I'm dating this guy from South India and I know that English isn't his first language and maybe the British do this too and that's just what he was taught but he always says "today evening" in text messages. Is that a British thing? What the hell is that?
    you know what he means. The bigger question is whether he does that Indian sideways head nod thing where you can't tell if they're nodding in agreement or disagreement. That shit's ambiguous.

  5. #9425
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Gallifrey
    Posts
    39,999

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    The bigger question is whether he does that Indian sideways head nod thing where you can't tell if they're nodding in agreement or disagreement. That shit's ambiguous.
    I was just about to post this. Damn that can be confusing.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

  6. #9426
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    40,256

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I need a gif of this sideways nod business.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

  7. #9427
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Gallifrey
    Posts
    39,999

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    can't find one, just youtubes.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

  8. #9428
    Coachella Junkie Drinkey McDrinkerstein's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    DTLA, CA
    Posts
    20,596

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    i love youtube comments so much

    last.fm
    4/5/14 - Trentemoller - Fonda // 4/9/14 - The Knife - Fox Theater Pomona // 4/22/14 - Dillinger Escape Plane - Glasshouse// 5/23/14 - 5/26/14 Punk Rock Bowling - Las Vegas
    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

  9. #9429
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Gallifrey
    Posts
    39,999

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

  10. #9430
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Gallifrey
    Posts
    39,999

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

  11. #9431
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    22,182

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    ^ That's who I'm dating, actually.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

  12. #9432
    Member NachoCat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    2,499

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Online dating is the easiest thing Ive ever done. I thought I was going to hate this whole dating game and going through the motions of all the questions and blah blahhh blahh. Honestly though, its pretty exciting to just go out and meet some random person and see how it goes. Women are easy.

  13. #9433
    old school ThatGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    3,912

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    you know what he means. The bigger question is whether he does that Indian sideways head nod thing where you can't tell if they're nodding in agreement or disagreement. That shit's ambiguous.
    I went to India for work a few years back, and the way it was explained to me is that a head shake isn't meant to be agreement or disagreement - it's more a physical gesture that they understand you. At first it is confusing as hell though.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

  14. #9434
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    40,256

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Thanks for posting that. I did not picture it in my head correctly.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

  15. #9435
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,175

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by NachoCat View Post
    Online dating is the easiest thing Ive ever done. I thought I was going to hate this whole dating game and going through the motions of all the questions and blah blahhh blahh. Honestly though, its pretty exciting to just go out and meet some random person and see how it goes. Women are easy.
    i'm sure you do well

    i'm thinking that now that i'm thirty, i need to learn to accept a little cushion in the pushin. almost every message i get is from someone chubby. not that i'm thin myself, but i guess i am just superficial.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  16. #9436
    Coachella Junkie getbetter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    East Palo Alto
    Posts
    8,152

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    ^ That's who I'm dating, actually.
    He better be coming to max cooper.I wanna make him a special hat with lights on it.
    Last edited by getbetter; 10-03-2012 at 09:16 PM.

    Trentemoller @ Mezzanine 04/06/14
    The Knife @ The Fox 04/15/14
    Factory Floor @ The Independent 04/16/14
    The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's 04/17/14
    Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's 04/26/15
    Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch 05/02-04/14
    The Decemberist @ Crystal Ballroom 05/30/14
    Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds @ The Warfield 07/07/14


    Last.fm
    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



  17. #9437
    old school ods..'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Las Vegas
    Posts
    5,114

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i'm thinking that now that i'm thirty, i need to learn to accept a little cushion in the pushin. almost every message i get is from someone chubby. not that i'm thin myself, but i guess i am just superficial.
    you'll come around

  18. #9438

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I got another date off OKC. I'm pretty sure she's overweight though can't really tell from pictures. But I can't be picky. She's into metal and likes Sunn O))) and seems extremely opinionated. Should be fun.
    Philip Glass Ensemble - Philip Glass - Tycho - William Tyler - Nickel Creek - Jandek - The Mountain Goats - Hopscotch 2014

  19. #9439
    Member saranater's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Location
    calgary
    Posts
    94

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    You don't want to date the extremely hot ones that are online dating. Every guy I've been on a date with that is über hot from a site has a serious personality flaw, if he has personality at all, that is. Just this week a guy told me I'm probably good at swimming because of my big boobs. What a waste of a pretty face. I'm exclusively dating less attractive men fom meow on. No more pretty boys.

  20. #9440
    Wheels Of Cheese
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Drinking Milk
    Posts
    6,969

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    If she likes Sunn o))), then you're good to go.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

  21. #9441
    Coachella Junkie Mugwog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    6,671

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Every guy must pay his fat woman tax

  22. #9442
    Coachella Junkie chiapet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    SF
    Posts
    20,675

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    "Look, (____)" I said, "sometimes I just have to get high and lock myself in my house and watch hours of television with complete disregard for whoever I might have made plans with."
    Same but without the television. I don't want to even try to date anymore. Need to just find some guys for the aforementioned activities. All future dates should take place inside my apartment.

  23. #9443

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I work out frequently, I value staying in shape and feeling good and healthy (honestly I do it to feel physicaly good and mentally good/clear, not because I want to be muscles malone, in fact, I am lacking in the bulk department). Does that make me shallow for being bothered by how many overweight women are on dating sites?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mammoth85 View Post
    I hope Wario and Donkey Kong don't conflict.

  24. #9444
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    22,182

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Are you bothered by how many overweight women there are in real life? You live in the United States, pal.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

  25. #9445

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Are you bothered by how many overweight women there are in real life? You live in the United States, pal.
    Well said. I will eat my words.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mammoth85 View Post
    I hope Wario and Donkey Kong don't conflict.

  26. #9446
    old school HotHamWater's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    A thematic narrative
    Posts
    2,610

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Pal

  27. #9447
    old school Robin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,032

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Well said. I will eat my words.
    And I will eat this candy bar while looking up profiles on a dating site.

  28. #9448
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    22,182

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Some guys initiate the most boring conversations ever on OKC.

    You ate stunningly beautiful!
    I did. But I found it a bit salty. I hear breathtakingly gorgeous is better on the palate
    That was a typo. I meant you are stunningly beautiful.
    OH. Thanks for deciphering that for me. I had no idea.
    What do you do for fun?
    Ketamine. Binge eating Sushi. Karaoke. Sometimes all at once.
    I like watching movies.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
    6/28: Robyn & Royksopp @ Bill Graham

  29. #9449
    Coachella Junkie chiapet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    SF
    Posts
    20,675

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    "Ketamine."

    I actually just laughed out loud at work and now people wonder what I'm doing. It's bad enough that I was already painting my nails and reading the board rather than doing anything productive.

  30. #9450
    MENACING Courtney's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    15,947

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Ha Heidi.

    I don't understand the way some of you talk about dating/sleeping with overweight people. It seems pretty simple to me: if you are attracted to someone, date/sleep with that person. If you're not, don't. Why would anyone embark on any sort of relationship, however temporal or long-lasting, when one does not find that relationship appealing?

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 41
    Last Post: 11-27-2012, 08:11 PM
  2. The Coachella Message Board Thread Index Thread
    By SoulDischarge in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 06-30-2011, 07:35 PM
  3. Replies: 183
    Last Post: 10-03-2009, 11:12 PM
  4. Warrior Queen rubs one out on stage
    By SubBass49 in forum Line Up/Artists
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 04-19-2009, 09:27 AM
  5. Thread in which you talk to me about speed dating.
    By TommyboyUNM in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 134
    Last Post: 12-11-2008, 08:39 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •