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    This pick-up artist stuff has been going on for a long time. I guess people are just now noticing because there are douchey names attached to the techniques.

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    my brain refuses to comprehend or finish reading any of this bullshit. i either have all the game or none at all.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I had a lot of fun tonight. I decided I need a little fun, being a grown up is overrated anyway.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Was there fingerbanging?

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    No, it was not allowed. I made a rule.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    What did he bang you with then?

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    No banging at all. I wanted to have something to look forward to.
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    Good luck with that

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    Well, fuck me a sad face...I've been negged...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    What about J$$$ situations?
    Pragmatism, positivism, relativism and personalism?

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    Hook, line, and sink her...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Pragmatism, positivism, relativism and personalism?
    Hook jokes. Never not funny. Unless BD is making them.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Good luck with that
    I snorted.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Good luck with that
    I don't need luck, I have skill.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I told myself I was not going to date anyone with a kid. Well, what do you know. Met a girl with a kid. Had a really great time with her the other night, shes insanely hot and I am definitely in to her. Do I just get out now and save myself the trouble or go ahead and see what happens?
    Last edited by NachoCat; 09-26-2012 at 08:55 AM.

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    Just make sure you are on the same page with her.

    If she has a kid and is looking for a serious committed relationship and you're not into that, then stringing her along is extra horrible. But if you're both down with fun times, no kid-related-whatever involved, then there's no problem.

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    I had the most awkwardly hilarious status check with a guy the other night. It went approximately like this:

    Him: I did this thing with this girl.
    Me: Wait, like a date?
    Him: Um.
    Me: It's ok if it's a date, we're not monogamous.
    Him: No it wasn't a date. Wait, are you dating other people?
    Me: Um.
    Him: ??
    Me: Yes I am.
    Him: Ok.
    Me: But only because you are looking for good sex, and I probably eventually want to find someone who wants more than that.
    Him: Wait when did I say that?
    Me: The other night?
    Him: I don't think I said that.
    Me: You didn't?
    Him: I didn't.
    Me: What does that mean?
    Him: I want more than just good sex.
    Me: Oh.
    Him: Ok.
    Me: Ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Him: No it wasn't a date. Wait, are you dating other people?
    I see what he did there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I had the most awkwardly hilarious status check with a guy the other night. It went approximately like this:

    Him: I did this thing with this girl.
    Me: Wait, like a date?
    Him: Um.
    Me: It's ok if it's a date, we're not monogamous.
    Him: No it wasn't a date. Wait, are you dating other people?
    Me: Um.
    Him: ??
    Me: Yes I am.
    Him: Ok.
    Me: But only because you are looking for good sex, and I probably eventually want to find someone who wants more than that.
    Him: Wait when did I say that?
    Me: The other night?
    Him: I don't think I said that.
    Me: You didn't?
    Him: I didn't.
    Me: What does that mean?
    Him: I want more than just good sex.
    Me: Oh.
    Him: Ok.
    Me: Ok.
    Kitt kat, meet your future.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Hopefully by the time Kat is 30, she will be way less awkward than me. She has many years to learn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Hopefully by the time Kat is 30, she will be way less awkward than me. She has many years to learn.
    Are you really only a year older than me?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Kitt kat, meet your future.
    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Him: I did this thing with this girl.
    Me: Wait, did you text her?
    Him: Um.
    Me: I've been waiting for you to reply to my text for hours, and you're texting another woman?
    Him: No it wasn't a text. Wait, are you fucking insane?
    Me: Um.
    Him: ??
    Me: Yes I am.
    Him: Ok.
    Me: You texted me you are looking for good sex, and I might want to find someone to hang out with me at shows and stuff too.
    Him: Wait when did I text that?
    Me: The other night?
    Him: I don't think I texted that.
    Me: You didn't?
    Him: I didn't.
    Me: What does that mean?
    Him: I gotta go.
    Me: Oh.
    Him: Ok.
    Me: Ok.
    THIS is Katt's future.

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    bwahahahahaha.
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    No, that's her present.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    Awkward situation?

    ABORT! ABORT!!
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    Texting Awkward: The Kitt Kat Story.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Kitt kat, meet your future.

    There he goes again neggin katt.
    Translation


    Ty Segall / Cold Beat/WAND @ GAMH 01/29/15
    Sparks @ Ace Hotel 02/14/15
    Caribou @The Fillmore 03/01/15
    The Pop Group @ GAMH 03/11/15
    Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriets 05/30/15


    Last.fm



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    She's getting dicked down at the moment, she'll be back soon.

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    i would have dicked down the pizza delivery driver so bad if he hadn't forgotten my 50 cent wings.
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