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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblinon View Post
    I got a text from the schizophrenic chick I mentioned before asking if I want to have sex tonight. Also found out that she's a stripper now.

    My current dating life in a nutshell.
    Tap it and take pics.


    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    It was a second date. And he brought me upstairs and showed me two empty bedrooms and said, "THIS IS WHERE OUR KIDS WOULD SLEEP." Do I really need to explain further?
    Kitt Kat wants somebody to do that for her on the 2nd date and she will be hooked forever.

    btw see if these work, probably less gun toting maniacs and maybe more level head execs

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    God I hate you.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Tap it and take pics.
    You can't lose your virginity vicariously, you realize?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    way to go, tommy!

    so the guy i canceled on last week texted a few days ago to ask how i'm feeling. he asked about why i am sick and offered to help me out (and as he said, even though we've never met). kinda weird, but kinda nice too. i tihnk i'll try to at least meet him before surgery. he's at least on the southern part of town like me. i also got a message from someone pretty adorable this weekend, even if he does look like a house music dj.

    and in other news, i got a message from a guy who is into chess and keeping it real
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Hope you feel better soon.
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    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    and in other news, i got a message from a guy who is into chess and keeping it real
    You got my message? The chess thing is bullshit, though, I just like to keep it real all day e'ry day.

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    You say chess like it's a bad thing.

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    it's more an odd combo. i picture it being side in the voice of niles crane.

    and thanks, FB after surgery i think i will be finally feeling better!
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Got home really wasted last night around 330am my lady friend was passed out in my car. I went inside and passed out on my couch immediately, leaving my phone in my car. Woke up at 7am realizing I had left her in the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Got home really wasted last night around 330am my lady friend was passed out in my car. I went inside and passed out on my couch immediately, leaving my phone in my car. Woke up at 7am realizing I had left her in the car.
    Such a gentleman. Was she alright? She didn't puke did she?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Got home really wasted last night around 330am my lady friend was passed out in my car. I went inside and passed out on my couch immediately, leaving my phone in my car. Woke up at 7am realizing I had left her in the car.
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    She was fine, pissed off at me rightfully so. I also had forgotten about a sourdough jack too. Tequila.

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    Stop driving drunk!

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    Honestly, driving drunk is probably like the fourth or fifth most harmful thing he does to society.
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    What kinda bimbo just sits in the car like a dog instead of getting out and knocking on the door?
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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    I'm hoping she was still sleeping when he finally came to retrieve her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Honestly, driving drunk is probably like the fourth or fifth most harmful thing he does to society.
    If you factor in the fact that he might eliminate himself from the human race in the process, it's even further down the list, almost to the point of coming out the other side and making the comically short list of things he does that are beneficial to society.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    You talking about usefulness in society? That's like Supre talking about dating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    What kinda bimbo just sits in the car like a dog instead of getting out and knocking on the door?
    once a person in our group of friends was too drunk and passed out in the back of the car. i was the only one not completely smashed, so when we got inside i commented to her boyfriend that she was still out there. they brought her in, and after i left i guess she got up to go pee in the middle of the night and just peed on the stairs.

    point is, sometimes a bitch just needs to stay in the car.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post

    point is, sometimes a bitch just needs to stay in the car.
    This statement made my morning.
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    I have very little in common with this woman, but I'm halfway tempted to be a creeper and just see if she'll sleep with me. Then I'll be no better than the weirdos who message you ladies every single day.

    I think it's because she's Russian. Her broken-English typing is charming.


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    If she didn't want creepers, then she wouldn't have posted that picture.

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    She said she wants a "God fearing, mature man." Oh, I really like her answer to this question:

    The six things I could never do without

    cheat on my partner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    I think it's because she's Russian. Her broken-English typing is charming.

    That and those tits. Good lord, those tits.
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    I like the Coachella package they sent out this year. we now all have a snail.....cr****
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    In 12 more years, that snail will be nice and ready for you to fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    That and those tits. Good lord, those tits.
    They do look pretty fun.

    She claims to be religious, so maybe this is where my religious tattoos (from when I was actually religious a long time ago) can come in handy.

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    damn those are nice tits.
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    fake profile. she's gonna say you can fuck her after you wester union her some money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    fake profile.
    kinda had the same thought. obviously you've met her so she's not fake, but damn, way to score, tommy!

    *edit* i may be confusing the date and the picture, sorry.
    Last edited by chairmenmeow47; 08-20-2012 at 09:12 AM.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Did Tommy say he met her? I didn't get that from his post with the picture.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    oh i thought this was of his date. i keep my browser small at work so i wouldn't be surprised if i missed that.
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