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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Amy you kinky, kinky girl.


    What's wrong with liking feet people? Ladies, maybe you don't know, but all of you don't have amazingly pretty feet. Some of you have weird fucking monkey toes or a thumb-like big toe. I love seeing a woman with gorgeous soft feet. I will worship that shit, and then jack off on them. Then we can talk about your day.
    I have pretty feet. I wear sandals damn near every day so I force myself to get pedicures so they don't look jacked up. I just don't want anyone to kiss, suck, lick or rub them. But to each their own, honestly. We all have our own kink, I just prefer not to introduce myself with mine. Maybe life would be easier though if we did, just have a big sign that says "I fucking love __________".
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    A friend of mine, while very low on cash, accepted a very strange Craiglist ad once. For $150 she laid on her stomach in her underwear while a man stood behind her masturbating, and them came on her feet. The entire thing took 15 minutes. She said he was very polite.
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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Yeah my friends were telling me that there are men willing to pay upwards of $500 for golden showers.

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    Does the girl have to do it or take it, Cara?
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    To give or recieve? not that I could do either, just curious.
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    Do it.

    But I mean, I'd probably let someone pee on me for $500, too.

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    I'll pee on all 3 of you for $600 (total)

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    I am pretty much down with most sexual adventures except anything that involves piss or shit, feet, multiple partners, animals and extreme pain. I am sure there are a lot of things I am not mentioning, but it's because they are far outside my thought processes.
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    Are you down to get "Superman'd"?

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    Great, now I have to go home and google superman'd.
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    I have the complete opposite in taste to you, Audra. hahaha.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Are you down to get "Superman'd"?
    The Spiderman is way funnier and makes more sense than The Superman.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Here I thought I was pretty knowledgable about sex, and there is this whole comic book sub basement I haven't even explored.
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    They're just funny things to do with semen
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    lol, ok, then I will probably avoid googling. Thanks for the heads up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    Sales is only in the office Tuesdays and Fridays, so he's not around today. Let's come up with something to decorate his desk with.
    Put a card on his desk with "I know what you did on OK Cupid" written inside with a hand drawn picture of Audra's foot.
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    I want to date my date's war veteran housemate's painkiller supply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Nobody has any idea what you're talking about, you elaborate anti-drug campaign.
    Anti-drug campaign? I've never said no to drugs, you dimwit!

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    Exactly.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Everyone feel free to keep shitting on what was a temporarily mildly entertaining thread.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    But Rick's foot fetish co-worker.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Do it.

    But I mean, I'd probably let someone pee on me for $500, too.
    Call up R Kelly.

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    Cara's too old.
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    Yeah but she looks like she's 14, he might go for it.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    By which I mean that she's a gawky motherfucker.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I'm not sure why I haven't put you on ignore yet, considering how you never post anything of interest. Perhaps it's because maybe 2% of the time your inanity can at least spur some quality snaps.

    This is not one of those times.
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    What kind of fucking idiot friends do you have? If he had the flu he wouldn't cancel on his date to... what? Get her sick? Make himself even sicker?

    Kat, have you ever questioned whether maybe your problem is that everyone who surrounds you are fucking morons? All these people who think that being on the internet is weird and fill your head with constant doubts, just MAYBE they're part of why you're so besieged by insecurity?
    Ah, but I totally didn't believe him (my friend) because I totally believed the guy I'm sorta-seeing when he said he was sick. My friend and my roommate were trying to cinvince me otherwise, which I thought was totally strange. Better to trust myself than friends, I guess.

    He hung out with me on Monday, as soon as he was feeling better. I was able to hang with him for a little bit yesterday, too.

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    Dannnnggggg burn randy didn't see that coming.Should of realized if katt doesn't listen to us why would she listen to her "real" life friends.Besides katt probably just happy to get some from someone that hasnt gotten her in one of her subjectable awkward state.
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    After reading supre's article about eharmony and other various sites dedicated to playing cupid, I'm curious if any of their questionnaires take personality disorders into consideration before they start doing their mathematics and matchmaking... Because I don't care how much a couple has in common as far as interests or ideals go... those are just the things you'll miss about the relationship once you realize that, "Surprise! Guess who's got issues!" And, suddenly, you're faced with having to re-ask yourself if this was such a good idea, or if you feel it was a good enough idea to perhaps overlook an issue or two. That's when you can start learning about love...

    Better yet, if you're the one with the issues, however big or small they may be, share them. I'm not advocating that you bring along your inner-psycho-twin on a date and let her loose, or leave your date stranded because you saw her talking to another guy, but a little heads up ahead of time as to why you even have an inner-psycho-twin, or why he has a problem with jealousy, could make a huge difference in the future of the relationship. How would you know if a person might not in fact understand and perhaps accept your little quirks unless you let them know? In fact, I think it might ease your partners mind because, guess what? He also has his own little twin with issues!!! I'd like to think that both parties would learn these things before they go getting their hearts all tangled up. And then maybe they could step back and analyze their "twins" and then decide if their other shared interests are strong enough to overlook and accept the other person for who they are and what makes them tick...

    Audra's potential foot lover was about as open and up front as you can get...it was up to her to decide whether or not she could overlook that from the get go... Now, what if it hadn't been mentioned ahead of time and they had gone on a date... maybe even a 2nd date, or better yet, 2 months into a relationship...and just when she's thinking about how to explain the butterflies in her stomach, he decides to blow his load on her foot. It may or may not remain an issue by that time, or the guy is gonna end up with a beer in his lap and feelings will get hurt.

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