It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[SoulDischarge]

I know we don't say it enough, but it's so good to have you back.

[greghead]

Hahahahaha, holy shit.

[guedita]

wasn't there an episode of cheaters where he got stabbed?

Yes. On a fishing boat. That he and the Cheaters crew stormed during "The Confrontation."

[TallGuyCM]

If only they were nieces you could find out what a vagina is.

[thewoodenman]

Being a bit of a dick in the first message really improves reply rate. Couple more dates lined up. Promise not to talk about them endlessly.

That is all.

It is definitely in your best interest to share a few of these successful conversations here for the greater good of this thread.. and quite possibly the entire forum. Don't let us down, fella!

[amyzzz]

We're all rooting for you, Icey! Except Corinna I mean.

[Mugwog]

Being a bit of a dick in the first message really improves reply rate. Couple more dates lined up. Promise not to talk about them endlessly.

That is all.

You're evolving...Gooooood!

If only they were nieces you could find out what a vagina is.

Lulz to the wallz

[IceyHotshot]

Well, I did just get a message from a girl telling me the story of how she gave herself two black eyes once.

[Mugwog]

You talking to Guedita?

[guedita]

Wut? Worst I ever did to myself was pull my calf. While napping.

[mountmccabe]

Damn you nap hard

[suprefan]

The man I date must know who Joey Greco and Tommy Grand are.

I wish there was a reality television dating show revival. Blind Date, Elimidate, The 5th Wheel...

[getbetter]

So when are we going to hear your story supre?

[kitt kat]

Dude and I were supposed to hang but he texted saying he is sick. Said he still wants to hang tomorrow, so just trying to remind myself that this all could be legitimate reasons and not anything off.

[SoulDischarge]

Cara, Supre, and kroqken all sharing an apartment together and looking for love would be premium reality television programming.

[miscorrections]

What, is supre the morlock in the basement?

[SoulDischarge]

I'm more picturing Jim in Garfield Without Garfield.

[xuclarockerx]

https://www.facebook.com/ken.scalir

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I had to downplay how much of a Maury fan I am on a date last night.

So did the love of Maury come up organically, or did you bring it up and then realize it needed scaled back after his reaction?

[guedita]

He brought it up as a way to make fun of his coworkers that watch Maury during their break so I felt compelled to minimize the regularity and frequently of my own viewership. I've got just enough class to not bring up my own obscene television habits on the first date.

[captncrzy]

https://www.facebook.com/ken.scalir

We know who Ken is. Thanks for continuing to provide useless information.

[M Sparks]

This one is the most depressing thing ever.

[marooko]

"Oh, really?!" HAHAHA!

[MoSetsfire]

I've realized lately that I use social media and IM to interact way too much with girls I like. It's a very misleading form of communication because it doesn't necessarily translate into something productive.

[chairmenmeow47]

define "misleading" and "productive".

[MoSetsfire]

I met a girl a few months ago through some mutual friends... We started texting back and forth and before you know it, talkin to her between 10-12 hours a day. It never went anywhere, asked her out, she said yes but then never followed through and then it just fizzled out.

its always been one of my worst habits... If i get excited about a girl I dont keep my cool. I havent posted on my facebook since Friday now, and I've blocked most of my gchat save my close friends. Lesson learned the hard way I suppose.

[JorgeC]

i don't know how anyone can talk to someone for 10-12 hours a day. Little alone for months. Why wasn't the meetup proposed much earlier? You would have found out if she was serious much quicker rather than being a flake (her not you).

[marooko]

Did she at least text you tits?

[IceyHotshot]

Now I'm getting replies on OKC of the type where it'd almost be better to get no reply. i.e. I write something clever about something in their profile and ask a question and they reply with "haha yeah, [restated portion of profile]" - what's the point of replying at all if that's what you're going to do?

[guedita]

Yeah how in the hell do both of you have time to talk for 10-12 hours a day and what the fuck would you talk about?

* did you consider she might have mistook you for her new gay BFF?