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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    I would love to see Kat and Cara as roomies for a reality show.

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    "Kat and Cara" is pretty snappy
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    This is the awkward moment in which it is revealed that I am your roommate.
    *dun dun dun*

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    I didn't think the conversation could get anymore boring than IceyHotshot's love life. I was wrong.
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    I'm more in favor of a Coachella Message Board reality show a la Bachelor Pad

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    I didn't think the conversation could get anymore boring than IceyHotshot's love life. I was wrong.
    Seriously. If I wanted to be bored at work I'd do my fucking job.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    I didn't think the conversation could get anymore boring than IceyHotshot's love life. I was wrong.
    Tell us about the time you made out with your cousin again.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Seriously. If I wanted to be bored at work I'd do my fucking job.
    Remember when we would get bored with what was being talked about in chat so we'd talk science and everyone would shutup? The good old days.

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    Tell us about the time you made out with your cousin again.
    Second cousin. And unfortunately I never made it passed 1st base.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    My date tonight better be worth the 14 episodes of Frasier I'll have to wait til tomorrow to watch.
    Do you think Niles will ever confess his love to Daphne?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Isn't 1st base making out?
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    I'm much more invested in whether or not Roz will finally out herself as a bestiality enthusiast and go for it with Eddie, Tom.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Hey... remember that time that Niles won the Truck at the Sonics Game... that was nice.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I'm much more invested in whether or not Roz will finally out herself as a bestiality enthusiast and go for it with Eddie, Tom.
    Oh I think she'd need a larger dog than Eddie, don't you?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Amy? Do you have an opinion?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Oh I think she'd need a larger dog than Eddie, don't you?
    Srsly.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Oh I think she'd need a larger dog than Eddie, don't you?
    That dog was hung sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Oh I think she'd need a larger dog than Eddie, don't you?
    In my fan fiction script, this is the exact advice that Frasier recommends to her when she calls in sick to work specifically so that she can call into his show to ask for his advice on the matter.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Offer it available for free on the internets, get a contract from Kindle and watch the money roll in.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    i wanna date the guy with the gun and the knife.

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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Hahaha
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Your mind-numbing overanalysis is better than anything Supre has to offer, so there's that.
    More to offer than your alcohol numbed point of view?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    You'll be back to square one, still needing practice ...
    At least then the mental block of making it special will be gone and the next time will come quicker, hopefully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    More to offer than your alcohol numbed point of view?
    That zing shook me to the depths of my (admittedly very shallow) soul.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    how the fuck do people get dates on OK cupid without a picture?!

    i signed in at like 5 something this morning and this guy i went out with once months ago was IMing me. the last time we spoke, it was for me to tell him i didn't want another date and him to respond with how he was seeing a girl, but that her boobs weren't big enough. we aren't friends dude.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I don't know what this means.

    You need to get yourulled from behind you. By me. Bad.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    how the fuck do people get dates on OK cupid without a picture?!

    i signed in at like 5 something this morning and this guy i went out with once months ago was IMing me. the last time we spoke, it was for me to tell him i didn't want another date and him to respond with how he was seeing a girl, but that her boobs weren't big enough. we aren't friends dude.
    You went on a date with a guy from OKC that didn't have a picture?

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    no, sorry, two different things. the first question is the result of people without pictures messaging me. it's a fucking dating site, what is wrong with people?!
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    Riggins is my best alias
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    Would like to know some deets on DruggyFestivalGuy's dating life.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Anyone use the app Plenty of Fish? POF

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