It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[guedita]

This sounds like exactly something my roommate would say.

This is the awkward moment in which it is revealed that I am your roommate.

[Mugwog]

I would love to see Kat and Cara as roomies for a reality show.

[nosurprises12]

"Kat and Cara" is pretty snappy

[kitt kat]

This is the awkward moment in which it is revealed that I am your roommate.

*dun dun dun*

[kreutz2112]

I didn't think the conversation could get anymore boring than IceyHotshot's love life. I was wrong.

[guedita]

I'm more in favor of a Coachella Message Board reality show a la Bachelor Pad

[miscorrections]

I didn't think the conversation could get anymore boring than IceyHotshot's love life. I was wrong.

Seriously. If I wanted to be bored at work I'd do my fucking job.

[guedita]

I didn't think the conversation could get anymore boring than IceyHotshot's love life. I was wrong.

Tell us about the time you made out with your cousin again.

[kreutz2112]

Seriously. If I wanted to be bored at work I'd do my fucking job.

Remember when we would get bored with what was being talked about in chat so we'd talk science and everyone would shutup? The good old days.

Tell us about the time you made out with your cousin again.

Second cousin. And unfortunately I never made it passed 1st base.

[TomAz]

My date tonight better be worth the 14 episodes of Frasier I'll have to wait til tomorrow to watch.

Do you think Niles will ever confess his love to Daphne?

[stinkbutt]

Isn't 1st base making out?

[guedita]

I'm much more invested in whether or not Roz will finally out herself as a bestiality enthusiast and go for it with Eddie, Tom.

[EastLos01]

Hey... remember that time that Niles won the Truck at the Sonics Game... that was nice.

[TomAz]

I'm much more invested in whether or not Roz will finally out herself as a bestiality enthusiast and go for it with Eddie, Tom.

Oh I think she'd need a larger dog than Eddie, don't you?

[miscorrections]

Amy? Do you have an opinion?

[amyzzz]

Oh I think she'd need a larger dog than Eddie, don't you?

Srsly.

[Mugwog]

Oh I think she'd need a larger dog than Eddie, don't you?

That dog was hung sir.

[guedita]

Oh I think she'd need a larger dog than Eddie, don't you?

In my fan fiction script, this is the exact advice that Frasier recommends to her when she calls in sick to work specifically so that she can call into his show to ask for his advice on the matter.

[amyzzz]

Offer it available for free on the internets, get a contract from Kindle and watch the money roll in.

[chairmenmeow47]

i wanna date the guy with the gun and the knife.

[locachica73]

Hahaha

[suprefan]

Your mind-numbing overanalysis is better than anything Supre has to offer, so there's that.

More to offer than your alcohol numbed point of view?

[cutterbutter]

You'll be back to square one, still needing practice ...

At least then the mental block of making it special will be gone and the next time will come quicker, hopefully.

[miscorrections]

More to offer than your alcohol numbed point of view?

That zing shook me to the depths of my (admittedly very shallow) soul.

[chairmenmeow47]

how the fuck do people get dates on OK cupid without a picture?!

i signed in at like 5 something this morning and this guy i went out with once months ago was IMing me. the last time we spoke, it was for me to tell him i didn't want another date and him to respond with how he was seeing a girl, but that her boobs weren't big enough. we aren't friends dude.

[guedita]

I don't know what this means.

You need to get yourulled from behind you. By me. Bad.

[Robin]

how the fuck do people get dates on OK cupid without a picture?!

i signed in at like 5 something this morning and this guy i went out with once months ago was IMing me. the last time we spoke, it was for me to tell him i didn't want another date and him to respond with how he was seeing a girl, but that her boobs weren't big enough. we aren't friends dude.

You went on a date with a guy from OKC that didn't have a picture?

[chairmenmeow47]

no, sorry, two different things. the first question is the result of people without pictures messaging me. it's a fucking dating site, what is wrong with people?!

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Riggins is my best alias

[guedita]

Would like to know some deets on DruggyFestivalGuy's dating life.