It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[guedita]

Same. I added some food coloring to jizz and wrote: "IT'S OVER" on my tits once. Snapped a nice little poloraid and put it in the mail. Asshole never even paid me back for the postage.

[IceyHotshot]

Was a small piece of latex inside of you at the time?

[unit300021]

Seriously that son of a bitch, it's the least he could have done. I'll tell you what, if you ever break up with me like that, I'll make sure to double the postage for you.

[kreutz2112]

I'll triple the postage if you just send me the picture. We don't even have to go on a date.

[Mugwog]

I only send naked pictures, but always with a grocery bag over my head.

A lady who has some mystery...nice.

I've never sent/received a sext or naked picture. Even when I was with my ex.

Just send me some naked photos, I swear they won't end up in TomAz's PM box. Even if they do, he can't fap to them, it's like sharing fine art.

[SoulDischarge]

I learn so much about you wacky straight people in this thread.

[bmack86]

I would like to casually date someone with a passion for and hefty supply of prescription pills; what is the best website to use for that?

www.facebook.com/bmack86

[bmack86]

I'm 30-years old. I guess I've just been involved with whores.

Yup.

[kitt kat]

www.facebook.com/bmack86

HAHAHAHA

[MoSetsfire]

let me tell you what sucks, liking a girl whose still hung up on her ex.

[locachica73]

You know what sucks even more? Being the girl still hung up on the ex.

[IceyHotshot]

You know what sucks extra more?

... actually, I don't have anything to add to that chain of thought. I think it's fine to vent or be unhappy with one's situation but also want to keep it constructive... which brings me to the following:

Girl I was talking to from OKC stopped replying, it's been a couple days. Probably no date after all. You know what though? That's okay. At least I found out the site can work to some degree, now I just have to keep putting myself out there with others. And continue to work on meeting people in person too.

I'm not even completely sure I'm ready to date, or when I will be, which is also fine. I've stopped thinking in terms of "never": never going to be ready, never going to happen. Hopelessness serves no purpose.

[SoulDischarge]

You know what sucks extra more?

Having no ex to be hung up on.

[locachica73]

This guy emailed me through plenty of fish and we started talking, he seemed really nice, almost too nice for me probably. But I am trying to break my bad habits so I continued the conversation. We were talking on the phone and at some point I mentioned the car I drive. He asks if I drove the same car 4 years ago, which I did. Apparently we went on a date before, right before I met Nick. I didn't even remember until he brought it up. I have gone out with so many dudes I am now recycling.

[OnlyNonStranger]

Awww, he remembers you.

[obzen]

That is pretty hardcore.

[locachica73]

Awww, he remembers you.

I felt bad that I didn't remember, apparently we even made out in my car. Ugh, at least I didn't sleep with him and forget. So yay for that...

[OnlyNonStranger]

So are you going to go for round two?

[locachica73]

Probably not, I told him I would meet up with him yesterday but I found it way to easy to cancel those plans. Which means I am not all that excited to see if there is a spark there. I also remember him being kind of a bad kisser, now that I remember actually kissing him.

I am talking to 2 other guys and I am a lot more interested in meeting them.

[Bud Luster]

Loca, are these all guys you met via online dating sites?

[Courtney]

Hahaaa Audra. That's pretty fantastic. Phoenix isn't THAT small.


On my end, I'm in Seattle now and reveling in the number of cute, nerdy-looking guys around my age everywhere I go. It's like walking down the aisles of my own little dating supermarket.

[miscorrections]

Hate to be the one to say it, but they're all either paired off, gay, or gay and paired off.

[miscorrections]

I have sincerely considered spending some quality time at my neighborhood lesbian bar.

[Courtney]

NOOOOOOO. Now I'm sad again.

[Courtney]

Although not about the lesbian thing. I can work with that.

[miscorrections]

Sorry. It's visually delightful but seems rather fruitless, particularly since we have such a high number of hot dads. Young, cool, hot dads. Sigh.

[locachica73]

Loca, are these all guys you met via online dating sites?

Yeah, once I got past the creeps I actually had real conversations with a couple decent guys. All of which have good jobs and cars. Although they all also have kids, eek.

Courtney, Phoenix is huge but that is the way my luck goes. Awhile back I was dating a guy from this website, we had gone out twice and he was instantly the we guy. Told me how much he liked me, how much he wanted to date me, making all these we type plans. It was right before my birthday and my sister had gotten me tickets to see Alicia Keys, I mentioned to the guy that I was going and he said he was going to... with a buddy who just broke up with his girl, blah blah. I get to the concert and who is sitting right in front of me, on a date with another girl... Yep, the we guy. That is just my kind of luck.

[OnlyNonStranger]

How can you say eek at them having kids when you yourself have kids?

[locachica73]

Because my kids are grown, so the idea of dating a guy with younger kids freaks me out. One guy only has temp custody and the kids are 12 so that's not as scary as the guy with the 1 and 4 year old.

[HotHamWater]

A good-looking woman messaged me on OKCupid. She actually referenced my profile and showed a sense of humor. A nice change from the cookie-cutter thoughtless messages that I'm used to getting.

I'm sick of the variety of beautiful women that I meet only wanting me for sex. So degrading. I'm ready for a change of pace.