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    Post the picture!

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    lol, maybe when I get home, if I can do it from my phone. After further review he is definitely naked, and probably holding his penis. Ugh.
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    It's only been a month, booty calls that are consistent aren't going to be an instant find, unless you put your standards low, which it seems like you are not. Perhaps your local area doesn't have the prime selection... Maybe you should just find a youngn' you can train and then let loose back into the wild. A few female friends of mine have enjoyed training a younger man for booty calls.

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    I am too old for youngins that need training. I would also like to be able to have a conversation with this person. I have gone the younger route for most of my 30's and it gets old. I just want a MAN who doesn't wear affliction, ed hardy or tap out, who doesn't chest thump, who likes something other than light beer, who occasionally smokes but doesn't stay high, someone who has a car, a valid drivers license, no probation or parole, no meth habits or anything more serious than the occasional bump when they have partied to hard, maintains a full time job with possible benefits, etc. So basically I have no clue what I want, but I am pretty sure on what I don't want.
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    I always get bothered by people saying that a person "has to have a car"...

    I mean, I know I tend to be an exception to the rule... but still... I think that's a harder line than say "is self-reliant"...

    I don't have a car, but I never have a problem getting anywhere I need without needing to either borrow a car from someone, or bum a ride, or be picked up... But then, I live in the middle of a major metropolitan area with great public transportation and Zipcar for those times that I actually need to drive somewhere...

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    I would like to casually date someone with a passion for and hefty supply of prescription pills; what is the best website to use for that?

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    Phoenix and the surrounding area is pretty big and our public transportation sucks. So it's a little more important. I am overly nice so somehow I end up loaning my car out to others, leaving myself stranded. Also, it would just be nice for a guy to pick me up for a date occasionally. Keep in mind though that I am nearing 40 so it's a little different than guys in their early 20's.
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    I would like to casually date someone with a passion for and hefty supply of prescription pills; what is the best website to use for that?
    Oldpeoplemeet.com

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    it's pretty much impossible to get around without a car in the phoenix metro area, unless you live like walking distance from work or you live on a straight bus line. the mass transportation system here is pretty much worthless. if audra wanted to come visit me, it would be a half hour drive or a 6 hour bus ride. also, if you're pushing 40 in this city, there is NO excuse for not having a car. but i probably would date someone in a city with proper mass transit, say san francisco, who didn't have a car.

    things are going better with the guy i've been seeing after a fun weekend together. i can't believe it's been like six months now.
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    I just wish it didn't all feel so filthy. There has to be some happy medium between fucking strangers and getting married.
    This is sort of my problem with Internet dating; all the stories I hear seem to just involve casual hooking up and/or dudes who want to touch yr feet. Where are all the normal dudes at?? Where are the dudes who just want to be a boyfriend for a bit?

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    #gurlzbeinggurlz

    We're there, just too boring for you to bother replying to or dealing with.

    Pretty sure most girls on dating sites are either beat, or have absurdly high standards which I can sort of understand because these sites make it so easy to say no and keep looking for Mr. Perfect.

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    Loca, it sounds like you just need to move away from your locale. I feel as you get older the catches have been caught.

    Also Guedita: Just date an oral surgeon. You can easily say the vicodin he rx'd you didn't work for your mouth pain. So then he will give you some percocet and loving in a dentist chair.

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    This is sort of my problem with Internet dating; all the stories I hear seem to just involve casual hooking up and/or dudes who want to touch yr feet. Where are all the normal dudes at?? Where are the dudes who just want to be a boyfriend for a bit?
    You aren't allowed to ask this without even giving it a chance first.

    Now go continue celebrating your recent sexscapade.

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    Also Guedita: Just date an oral surgeon. You can easily say the vicodin he rx'd you didn't work for your mouth pain. So then he will give you some percocet and loving in a dentist chair.
    This still sounds like way too much work. Perhaps what I'm looking for is a deaf-mute MD who absentmindedly leaves signed Rxs strewn about. I guess it would be cool if they liked sushi but I don't want to be too picky.

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    This still sounds like way too much work. Perhaps what I'm looking for is a deaf-mute MD who absentmindedly leaves signed Rxs strewn about. I guess it would be cool if they liked sushi but I don't want to be too picky.
    Have you tried NA meetings?

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    I have little interest in getting off of my couch to find the love of my life, so no.

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    According to naked picture guy ass pictures are a normal dating ritual now... Who knew? I usually try to know someone better before they get naked pictures. At least well enough to know they won't upload them to the internet. Ok, it's official, I am not ready. But it was a fun idea for a few hours.
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    I've never sent/received a sext or naked picture. Even when I was with my ex.

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    I've received naked pictures once. I received a text from her asking which one I liked better and she sent me two different poses of her naked. It was pretty awkward considering I was at work at the time and I really didn't know how to respond to it. I ended up telling her I liked the first picture but my boss liked the second one better. She wasn't to happy about that but then I told her it was OK because my boss was blind.
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    you should have said your boss was gay
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    Yeah that would have worked also but he isn't gay but he is actually blind so it all worked out in the end. Needles to say that was last time I got any pictures from her and about a month later stopped talking to her all together, but for different reasons though.
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    ahahahaha
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    I've never sent/received a sext or naked picture. Even when I was with my ex.
    I only send naked pictures, but always with a grocery bag over my head.

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    I thought it was just standard operating procedure to send nudes to/receive nudes from someone with whom you're involved. Did that not happen with you, Kat, because you're against it?

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    I thought it was just standard operating procedure to send nudes to/receive nudes from someone with whom you're involved. Did that not happen with you, Kat, because you're against it?
    In what universe is that SOP?

    Is this what's become of the youth?

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    In what universe is that SOP?

    Is this what's become of the youth?
    I'm 30-years old. I guess I've just been lucky, or have been involved with whores.

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    I agree with spiggums, it's a little crass. Much more polite to send pictures of bacne and strange moles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I agree with spiggums, it's a little crass. Much more polite to send pictures of bacne and strange moles.
    now that's sexy!

    Just saying though... you'd think by now most people would know that if you send off naked pictures of yourself the odds of them ending up online are pretty damned high. It's not even necessarily a matter of "how much do I trust this guy"...

    Hell, in the case of an ex of mine who had filmed herself with a guy.. it was an ex who found it on her hard drive and held on to it for a couple years before putting it out on the internet...

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    i only break up with people via sexy pictures
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    Same. I added some food coloring to jizz and wrote: "IT'S OVER" on my tits once. Snapped a nice little poloraid and put it in the mail. Asshole never even paid me back for the postage.

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