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    I'm a jock so I call people nerds, you used the word dolt as an insult. I win.

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    Now he's just baiting me with these comma splices.

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    Hey rubber toe, it's a message board not a English essay. NERD

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    I'm sorry. You're an adult male who refers to himself as a jock and calls people you assume aren't athletic nerds?

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    Yupp, I'm not assuming shit Rubbertoe73 is a puny nerd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Just take a dive in, go for a kiss, make the first move and be somewhat more aggressive out of nature. Once you break past the initial barrier, it will get easier and easier. Just don't expect full blown love off the first swing, or the first player you meet on the field. Stay away from the internet. Last thing any one wants to hear about is your nonsocial life. All will be good my friend, and you do not want to remain a virgin; the vagina is just too wonderful.
    What would be worse, though? Remaining a virgin or getting that first taste and it ends up being your only taste?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    What would be worse, though? Remaining a virgin or getting that first taste and it ends up being your only taste?
    If shes a great gal, thats all that matters. Otherwise, remember the taste the other flavors.

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    I had the opportunity to have shameless drunk sex this past weekend with a good looking guy with an English accent. Of course, my prude self halted everything before we even made it to second base. I'm kinda kicking myself for that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    If shes a great gal, thats all that matters. Otherwise, remember the taste the other flavors.
    No tasting other flavors, once and only once...ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I had the opportunity to have shameless drunk sex this past weekend with a good looking guy with an English accent. Of course, my prude self halted everything before we even made it to second base. I'm kinda kicking myself for that one.
    do English accents generally butter your bread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    No tasting other flavors, once and only once...ever.
    Then you're in hell already. Punany is delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    do English accents generally butter your bread?
    English and Australian accents butter the biscuits of most American women

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    do English accents generally butter your bread?
    <--- has a thing for uk accents.. send em my way
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    do English accents generally butter your bread?
    Oh, fuck yes! It's so sexy.
    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    <--- has a thing for uk accents.. send em my way
    The next time I get UK visitors, I'll make sure to send them to you.

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    So I spent basically all of Saturday with that "stupid hot guy" went to a day show, a bar, grabbed food AND went to a late night movie.

    Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

    I have given up. He must be gay. You don't call up a girl you've previously dated and ask her to hang out with you all fucking day and don't make a move on her unless you're gay.

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    Did YOU make a move?
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    As if.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    I have given up. He must be gay. You don't call up a girl you've previously dated and ask her to hang out with you all fucking day and don't make a move on her unless you're gay.
    Or maybe, just maybe, he values you more as a person than as a piece of meat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Or maybe, just maybe, he values you more as a person than as a piece of meat.
    This is adorable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    This is adorable.
    Also, Exhibit A as to why I am still a virgin.
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    Has anyone read the break-up diet blog? And if so, does anyone else find the author to be an imbecile? Though if her intent was to help people lose weight via vomiting after reading her nauseating drivel, she is more brilliant than I could ever imagine.

    http://www.thebreak-updiet.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    So I spent basically all of Saturday with that "stupid hot guy" — went to a day show, a bar, grabbed food AND went to a late night movie.

    Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

    I have given up. He must be gay. You don't call up a girl you've previously dated and ask her to hang out with you all fucking day and don't make a move on her unless you're gay.
    Did you turn him gay?

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    lawl
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Or maybe, just maybe, he values you more as a person than as a piece of meat.
    Awww, this is so sweet. And totally indicative as to why you're still a virgin.

    Girls like being a piece of meat when the mood hits. Look at Kat. She's disappointed he didn't objectify the hell out of that ass. Nice guys don't get laid.


    EDIT: and Kat, at what point do you say, "So are we going to fuck, or what?" Because that's what you're going to have to do with all these losers you're going out with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    So I spent basically all of Saturday with that "stupid hot guy" — went to a day show, a bar, grabbed food AND went to a late night movie.

    Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

    I have given up. He must be gay. You don't call up a girl you've previously dated and ask her to hang out with you all fucking day and don't make a move on her unless you're gay.
    weren't u the one that posted this? youve-been-brod
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    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    So I spent basically all of Saturday with that "stupid hot guy" went to a day show, a bar, grabbed food AND went to a late night movie.

    Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

    I have given up. He must be gay. You don't call up a girl you've previously dated and ask her to hang out with you all fucking day and don't make a move on her unless you're gay.
    weren't u the one that posted this? youve-been-brod
    .................................................. ..............
    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    crushing blows.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
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    Sounds like IceyHotshot and kitt kat can solve one anothers needs. Katt, what do you think?
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    When the "need" becomes more than the "want," there's going to be a problem. Both of you chill. It will happen.

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