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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Quote Originally Posted by Distorted_Jungle View Post
    My guess is about 5'2", red hair and latin. Unless she has another friend that also works there I belive she's talking about my wife.
    Yes! So cute.
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    So you went on a date, the guy made out with you, he had to work in the morning so he couldn't stay over, you asked him what he was doing tomorrow which he just told you--working--and when you asked what about at night he said he'd see you again... and you're bummed out?

    Quick poll of the men in the room: how fucking fast would you flee screaming from a woman who is this hard to please? Kat, the fact that you act like this and then still ponder aloud why you're having trouble with men is so lacking in self-awareness that it boggles the mind.

    Know what men want in a woman more than big tits? Actually being pleasant to date. Someone who doesn't overanalyze every second of your time together, someone who doesn't make you feel guilty for being responsible about the fact that you have to be up early for work in the morning, someone who won't for some fucking reason be disappointed when you agree to see them less than 24 hours from now. The single most valuable quality a woman can have is cheerfulness. Work on it.
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    Well said Randy.
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    Maybe she secretly wants to be miserable.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Cheerfulness? Really?

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    As with most things, Randy overstates the case but his ideas have merit.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Cheerfulness? Really?
    And good blow jobs.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Maybe she secretly wants to be miserable.
    I don't think it's a secret
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Maybe she secretly wants to be miserable.
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theresalwaysone View Post
    This.
    I'm too lazy to read through everything, yall talkin about Kat again?
    Quote Originally Posted by nerdtram View Post
    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    hahahaha yes.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Kat posts once and you all go back and forth for analyzing her for an entire page. This thread is so weird.
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    who needs porn....Gunnz posts make me very ready.




    oh the things i would do.


    for a few minutes...then i could care less.

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    Now I know why they call it a crotch rocket.
    The inside of my legs feel like I was riding a guy all night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    hahahaha yes.
    she's a masochist, or an attention whore. Either way, you can't fix some one who is unwilling to learn or evolve.
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I think the problem is that I don't really want to go on dates. I am horrible at dating. I just want to skip the whole category and be in a relationship where I have a guy who will sit around and watch sports or whatever without bugging me while I sit around and read trashy women's magazines, and then have awesome sex together later.
    This would be awesome if you are an orphan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I think the problem is that I don't really want to go on dates. I am horrible at dating. I just want to skip the whole category and be in a relationship where I have a guy who will sit around and watch sports or whatever without bugging me while I sit around and read trashy women's magazines, and then have awesome sex together later.
    Hahaha. Missed this the first time around. Replace "sports" with "old movies" and "trashy women's magazines" with "Pinterest" and you've just described my marriage.

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    You know when you edit your posts out in the interwebs cause you told the truth about something then realized you're a douch, and other people hate that its out there for others to see? Yeah, that just happened.

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    Supre? A douche?

    Tell me more.
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    I hardly think I'm an attention whore. I just really need the advice.

    He texted this afternoon and had to cancel; his band got time in their studio and they need to finish mixing. Kinda bummed, because I turned down hanging out with the stupid hot guy (he had Devo tix) to hang with this new guy. Bleh. I'm busy tomorrow and I think he was going out of town anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore. I just really need the advice.

    He texted this afternoon and had to cancel; his band got time in their studio and they need to finish mixing. Kinda bummed, because I turned down hanging out with the stupid hot guy (he had Devo tix) to hang with this new guy. Bleh. I'm busy tomorrow and I think he was going out of town anyway.
    You can take this however you want because ultimately I am a stranger, but you come off as a narcissist who has no idea how to deal with narcissism. It seems like the pattern in your stories is either some one hits on you or gives you some attention and you tend to gravitate to the idea that its more serious than it needs to be, or then you gravitate towards a guy you think should have an interest in you but doesn't.

    I could be way off, because like I said I am a stranger, but I would advise you if I could, to not read so much into every situation and to let things grow organically. Life is shades of grey, and not every situation has to come to a clear conclusion immediately.

    But I am off, time to drown the night away. Have a good night.
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    She's Woody Allen.

    (1) neurotic overexposure of everyday mundanities regarding relationships with the opposite sex

    (2) "I'd never want to join a country club that would have me as a member"

    (3) You know, when she's 50, she'll be banging her 18 year old stepson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Kat, please continue to keep us apprised of your misadventures. Haters can go fuck themselves.
    Do you realize that if everybody, not just haters, but everybody, were to actually be able to go fuck themselves, this thread wouldn't exist?

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    And why is chest hair phone line dude calling the airport to make a flight reservation?
    You aren't even gonna believe this, but I found chest hair phone line dude at our local aviary trying to get a flight out of Dodge before Kat could confuse him anymore. It was I who was responsible for recommending a place that had airplanes.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Bev, go Fuck your man in the ass while he sleeps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Why are you all reading and trying to decipher BD's posts?
    Let's just chalk it up to the board reaching a new low and leave it at that! lol

    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    You know when you edit your posts out in the interwebs cause you told the truth about something then realized you're a douch, and other people hate that its out there for others to see? Yeah, that just happened.
    See what I mean? Suprefan: Turning douchiness into an event...

    I expect we'll reach rock bottom before you know it...

    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Bev, go Fuck your man in the ass while he's asleep
    And we're there! Geez...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Is everyone aware of this tumblr?

    http://itsnotokokcupid.tumblr.com/

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    I use nesting dolls to explain things all the time. Like how if you have kids, and your kids have kids, and then their kids have kids, like how small are they gonna get? Itíll just get into a ridiculous nesting doll situation.
    i don't see a problem here

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Is everyone aware of this tumblr?

    http://itsnotokokcupid.tumblr.com/
    Do women on okcupid (or dating websites in general) have to put up with the nonsense of these constantly? Geez. Though some of them are rather clever, and would probably be effective a few dates in, not as a complete stranger.

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    Arguably, yes. I deleted my OKCupid account after a brief venture into the world and now I wish I had just de-activated it so that I could have contributed some of the messages I got to that site. Although I think I posted some on here.

    I suppose some people approach online dating/messaging with the "if I cast my vastly inane net as wide and far as possible, I'm bound to get something."

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