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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    SMA, first cousin?
    Mom's sister's daughter.

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    Go on...
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Rule #1 about dating: Don't date your blood relatives

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Mom's sister's daughter.
    So first cousin by blood?

    Where do you live?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Sounds like he's stalking you
    Nah. We still hang out here and there, but it's only when there's a group of us or if I need something fixed on my motorcycle.
    He has a lady now. He's just been been more friendly with my brother because he wants to go on moto rides with him.

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    My first kiss was a step-cousin, but if there is a blood relation that's just icky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    My first kiss was a step-cousin, but if there is a blood relation that's just icky.
    It's legal in some states.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Mom's sister's daughter.
    All I hear in my head right now:
    "He's your cousin"
    "yeah but he's my FIRST cousin"

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    Legal to get MARRIED. He just wants to bang her.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    It's legal in some states.
    It being legal doesn't make it any less icky.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    If you're going to makeout/get down with your cousin, do it in a drunken/drugged out haze and make sure your cousin is at an equal level of inebriation or higher. That way, after it goes down, you sleep in another room. Make sure you leave no evidence of it going down and it can all be some sort of fucked up wet dream that will scare you when sobriety hits.

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    One of my cousins slept with his brother's girlfriend's mom.

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    A Thread About Incest.
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    One of my cousins slept with his brother's girlfriend's mom.
    Well see, that's OK

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    Things learned from SlowMotionApocalypse today; Transgendered people are mentally ill sexual deviants, but it's perfectly fine to seriously contemplate incest.

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    Cousin incest doesn't bother me that much.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Is there any incest that bothers you that much, amy?
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Oh god. That's just all sorts of wrong.




    In other news, I am still ambivalent if this guy likes me. He asked about the UCB show my roommate and I are going to tonight, but it's sold out. He said we should hang after, I said OK. Last night I asked him what he was up to (because I was bored) and he responded two hours later saying he was watching a movie. That's it. Does he not realize I'm trying to hang out with him or what??

    So basically, I'm debating if it would be ok to ask if he still wants to hang tonight. (Roommate wants to get food after, so I don't want to say no to her until I know about tonight.) Seeing as how he didn't respond well last night, am I right to assume he doesn't want to hang out anymore tonight after this UCB show? Should I just not contact him and go out with my roommate?

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    Kat: I believe I have told you this many times.

    STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH AND BE STRAIGHTFORWARD!

    "What are you doing?" does not translate to "I want to hang out" in everybody's head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Is there any incest that bothers you that much, amy?
    parent/child is wrong. anything between different generations is wrong. The other is interesting to me. This goes in with the bestiality thing. I've told you all about this before.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlecEiffel View Post
    Things learned from SlowMotionApocalypse today; Transgendered people are mentally ill sexual deviants, but it's perfectly fine to seriously contemplate incest.
    Hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    "What are you doing?" does not translate to "I want to hang out" in everybody's head.
    I guess I'm being reserved because I still don't know the degree to which he is "interested" in me. (ie: Dating? Cute girl I hang out with and kiss sometimes? Girl I kissed but just want to be friends with? Something else?)


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    Yeah, these are both me.

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    Aaaand with that, he just texted. But now he's asking if I want to hang out before the show.......Which won't work. I get off at 730ish, get home by 830ish and the show is at 930ish. Do I tell him no? Because I guess he just insinuated afterwords won't work for him.

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    Why not just be direct, tell him what you just told us (about it not working with your schedule), and asking if he can hang out after instead
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Oh god. That's just all sorts of wrong.




    In other news, I am still ambivalent if this guy likes me. He asked about the UCB show my roommate and I are going to tonight, but it's sold out. He said we should hang after, I said OK. Last night I asked him what he was up to (because I was bored) and he responded two hours later saying he was watching a movie. That's it. Does he not realize I'm trying to hang out with him or what??

    So basically, I'm debating if it would be ok to ask if he still wants to hang tonight. (Roommate wants to get food after, so I don't want to say no to her until I know about tonight.) Seeing as how he didn't respond well last night, am I right to assume he doesn't want to hang out anymore tonight after this UCB show? Should I just not contact him and go out with my roommate?
    Perhaps he is shy? Maybe he was watching a movie with HIS roommate? Don't set yourself up with other plans because you're setting yourself up to have an easy out incase your anxiety hits again.

    Maybe tell your roomie you'd like a date with this guy to the show that's sold out? I'm sure she'd be willing to give up her ticket instead of hearing about how your vag isn't being pounded as much as you want it to be.

    Also "what are you doing" makes it seem more like you want to option him, and plenty of guys in LA are already jaded at being some girls option rather than focus. If optioned off the bat, that doesn't really make a solid relationship, and the only reason a guy will stick around if you optioned him is because you're giving him pussy. Once a girl he likes comes around, he'll fly off like a bat in the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Aaaand with that, he just texted. But now he's asking if I want to hang out before the show.......Which won't work. I get off at 730ish, get home by 830ish and the show is at 930ish. Do I tell him no? Because I guess he just insinuated afterwords won't work for him.
    Just call him, have him come over at 815ish and you'll get off by 850ish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Why not just be direct, tell him what you just told us (about it not working with your schedule), and asking if he can hang out after instead
    Yes, this, yeeeesh. i might be asking you to hang out earlier because he doesn't want to wait. Stop over analyzing everything.
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    You could say, before doesnt worj, but would you be down to come chill at my place after? If not, how about Friday?
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    I'm starting to believe kat is an expert troll beyond all years

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