It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[Robin]

I really don't feel like getting an STD test more than once a year, though.

[amyzzz]

The only times I've been really horny have been times when I've been mentally ill or on drugs, so horniness is just a sign to me that something is wrong. So I guess that does not help.

[locachica73]

Even in a committed relationship I would continue to get STD tests once a year.... I have trust issues though.

[Robin]

I do get them once a year.
Not sure if my insurance would cover more than that, though.

I'm due for another test in a couple months. If I come up positive on anything, those 2 guys I've been with in the past year better watch out for my wrath.

[algunz]

Same with me. I'm still a horny bastard.

It keeps getting better with age too, but I think I may have a problem though.

[downingthief]

It keeps getting better with age too, but I think I may have a problem though.

Damn straight!

[locachica73]

It keeps getting better with age too, but I think I may have a problem though.

Agreed!!!

So what is the age where it starts going downhill? 50's? I am going to get as much in as I can before then.

[Robin]

It keeps getting better with age too, but I think I may have a problem though.

Then I can't wait to grow up!

[thelastgreatman]

Does anyone else imagine that Amy's vagina is somehow in the shape of a frown?

[downingthief]

It keeps getting better with age too, but I think I may have a problem though.

What do you mean by "problem"?

[GuyInTucson]

Does anyone else imagine that Amy's vagina is somehow in the shape of a frown?

A bearded frown.

[thelastgreatman]

It should be renamed Swanson

[TomAz]

I don't imagine Amy's vagina at all.

[thelastgreatman]

I picture it like The Ark of the Covenant.

[downingthief]

I picture it like The Ark of the Covenant.

Your face will melt if you see it?

[amyzzz]

It depends on which way you look at it.

re: frowny face

[thelastgreatman]

Your face will melt if you see it?

I was thinking more "hasn't been opened in a millennium."

[TomAz]

And comes with a list of things you're not allowed to do.

[amyzzz]

It is open for business one day a month!

[thelastgreatman]

... what in the flying fuck does that have in common with The Ark Of The Covenant, Amy?

[amyzzz]

Nothing, I'm just stating how things are, not trying to justify your weird metaphor.

[algunz]

What do you mean by "problem"?

I am entirely too self-indulgent.

[thelastgreatman]

Show of hands, guys--if your wife made a rule that she'd allow you access to her uninterested, grimacing vagina one day a month... wouldn't you just never bother? I mean, you could be fucking a fake pussy that's probably better lubricated and more talented.

[MoSetsfire]

I'd cheat on her. Wouldnt even feel bad about it either.

[locachica73]

I am entirely too self-indulgent.

That's a problem????

[Hannahrain]

Wait for me. Wait wait wait.

It, too, will forever be ignored by top men.

[amyzzz]

Take enough anti-depressants and you just don't care about a lot. I care more at this point that I'm different from my peers and not so much about missing out sexually. I do miss the LSD sex a little maybe.

[algunz]

That's a problem????

Not yet.

[downingthief]

Wait for me. Wait wait wait.

It, too, will forever be ignored by top men.

Hannah FTW!

[downingthief]

Not yet.

Indeed...a good problem to have.