It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[romanticizer]

I don't understand how you can suck a cock and be freaked out about the balls. Just dumb.

[guedita]

Low hanging fruit

[Gundam]

Low hanging fruit on different Le7els would freak me out, but to bad I don't suck dick.

[Mugwog]

Ahh yes its too bad. Always wanted a blow job from a Gundam warrior.

[chairmenmeow47]

getting smitten seems to be a curse for me

[romanticizer]

Don't get smitten. That's what I do - works like a charm.

[frizzlefry]

Sad I avoided this thread for so long, I missed the short lived DP conversation and everything.

I seem to have an awful problem with making a great first impression or good first date but then I fuck up the required texting afterwards, or women just like to lie to my face...hussies

[TomAz]

Low hanging fruit on different Le7els would freak me out, but to bad I don't suck dick.

Yes you do.

[BROKENDOLL]

[frizzlefry]

I'm getting the notion that some boardies are the type who just stare and prod at penises like a scientist either before or after sex, do any men ever treat vulvas like this? More importantly, what's the plural for vulva? Apparently adding the S makes it misspelled, can't tell if spell check is just a prude or not

[TomAz]

vulvae

[marooko]

unit300021, read this part again.

That's how I met my ex-wife.

[Gundam]

Yes you do.

Noooooo!

[romanticizer]

I used to get really down about how vile men and dating are but I feel fine now. Maybe that is resilience or maybe I have become such a cold hard bitch I don't care anymore. I would like to think it is 80/20 mix.

I haven't felt the pitter patter of my heart in a long time. What I have learned this year, however, is that lust and genuine interest are really easily confused things. This has been the problem for myself and many of my friends the past year. I have been single now for the past 3 months and have effectively isolated myself enough to be stoked about it. I have been celibate for over a month as well because I'm over the casual sex thing. I want someone to actually know me really well (and care about what they know) before I feel comfortable being naked in front of them or having them fuck me. Am I asking too much?

[BROKENDOLL]

I used to get really down about how vile men and dating are but I feel fine now. Maybe that is resilience or maybe I have become such a cold hard bitch I don't care anymore. I would like to think it is 80/20 mix.

I haven't felt the pitter patter of my heart in a long time. What I have learned this year, however, is that lust and genuine interest are really easily confused things. This has been the problem for myself and many of my friends the past year. I have been single now for the past 3 months and have effectively isolated myself enough to be stoked about it. I have been celibate for over a month as well because I'm over the casual sex thing. I want someone to actually know me really well (and care about what they know) before I feel comfortable being naked in front of them or having them fuck me. Am I asking too much?

Maybe you should break it down to selling a bit here and there instead of asking too much in one lump setting.

[chairmenmeow47]

resuming smitteness.

[Robin]

resuming smitteness.

CURSED!!!
:P

I need to fall out of smittenness. It's not healthy for me.

[M Sparks]

unit300021, read this part again.

OH MY GOD I MIGHT NOT SPEND THE NEXT 50 YEARS WITH THIS PERSON SO I SHOULDN'T WASTE MY TIME!

[romanticizer]

Maybe you should break it down to selling a bit here and there instead of asking too much in one lump setting.

Fair enough. Disregard anyway. I'm PMSing to the enth degree and can't explain half of the crazy town things I have felt, said, thought, or done in the last three days.

[amyzzz]

resuming smitteness.

On the Today Show they were discussing attitudes women should have once they reach the age of 30, and not getting carried away with romantic relationships was one of them. You're just about there, Ivy.

[TomAz]

"enth"

[HotHamWater]

On the Today Show they were discussing attitudes women should have once they reach the age of 30, and not getting carried away with romantic relationships was one of them. You're just about there, Ivy.

Damn. Dissed by amyzzz?

[thelastgreatman]

Amy also thinks that 9 out of 10 kinds of sex/affection are gross and weird. I'm not sure that it's a great idea to take relationship advice from someone with the sexual development of a pre-teen.

[amyzzz]

lol, Randy is right. I don't care about sex much right now. BUT it was not my advice, in any case.

[downingthief]

I would rather die than to ever not care about sex.

[amyzzz]

I'd rather live.

[locachica73]

I would rather die than to ever not care about sex.

I feel the same way. I keep expecting that I will hit the age soon where companionship is more important, but I just haven't gotten there yet.

[Robin]

Now I'm wondering if I should just give up on companionship and just have sex.

[downingthief]

I feel the same way. I keep expecting that I will hit the age soon where companionship is more important, but I just haven't gotten there yet.

Same with me. I'm still a horny bastard.

[locachica73]

Robin, It's pretty much how I spent my early 30s, it worked out pretty well. Now I have both which is awesome!