It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[lehorne]

There are many ladies that know how to weild a cue with authority.

I know, I got smoked by a girl named Kelly out on Oahu a couple summers ago and I'm a decent player. Also a big fan of the women's nine ball tour (Allison "The Duchess of Doom" Fisher, "Lil Devil Girl" Ga-yung Kim, "Irish Invader" Karen Corr, Black Widow, all of them). Just saying that a poolhall is no place for non-players...there is nothing cute about missing the ball, then giggling about it while scouting the room afterward looking for attention. I don't find that funny at all and it brings down the collective environment.

[bluemamba]

Right before he dumped me, he was all, "Hey, do you remember my friend so-and-so from the party? You two should really hang out. You like all the same stuff, you hate on ravers and he likes Kraftwerk too."
To which I replied, "Oh, haha. Yeah."
And then he keeps going on and on about it: "Yeah you two should hang out, I think you'd get along. I was telling him you two should hang out and even he said, 'Well I hate ravers, but I love Kraftwerk' and I said, 'Well so does she."
And then he dumped me...so it was immediately afterwards I realized that I was being SET UP and DUMPED simultaneously and I was like WTF.
I guess that's "dating"! Ugh.

Where do you find these guys? He can't even break up properly.

I've never thought of it before. When I break up with a girl the goal is to get her out of my life, not relocate her.

Exactly

He was probably just trying to get his friend laid.

Can you blame him?

On a date right now. He brought me to the pool hall. What guy does that?

Where would your ideal place to be taken out be? Ideal date?

My boyfriend told me one of his ex's use to love giving oral and swallowed.
I told him he should have married her.
He just shook his head.

In disappointment??

[Robin]

Where would your ideal place to be taken out be? Ideal date?

I always enjoyed going someplace where we can have a picnic like a park or beach. Grill up some food, have some wine.
This way, we can just sit, relax and converse without having to worry about money or being rushed out by the server.

[Ha.SK]

I dunno if it was in disappoinment or maybe regret...I guess you'll have to ask him. I hate giving bjs.

[Gundam]

Ilovemunchingbox

[OnlyNonStranger]

I hate giving bjs.

Selfish.

[DirtyPistol]

I hate giving bjs.

[Ha.SK]

Louie Louie Louie Louieeeeee

[Robin]

I hate giving bjs.

Is there a good reason behind this?

[chairmenmeow47]

6 dates and over 2 months later i'm starting to get a wee bit smitten. by next coachella we'll be necking.

[Ha.SK]

Is there a good reason behind this?

Too much work involved and I don't get off on it...and a little degrading.

[chairmenmeow47]

how is pleasing someone degrading?

[Robin]

Too much work involved and I don't get off on it...and a little degrading.

Do you let him go down on you?

[guedita]

I feel like more often than not it's just hard to stop from laughing when there's a dick in your mouth. There is just something so comedic about it.

[Ha.SK]

I'm not into oral in general.

[Robin]

I feel like more often than not it's just hard to stop from laughing when there's a dick in your mouth. There is just something so comedic about it.

If I laugh the next time I go down on a guy, I'm going to blame it on you.

[guedita]

I am in general, though, amused by the penis.

[Ha.SK]

Lol

[kitt kat]

I am in general, though, amused by the penis.

As am I, but it doesn't detract from my general enjoyment of giving a cute guy a BJ. So, I dunno.

Dammit, now it's gonna make me laugh all the time too! Fuck.

[BROKENDOLL]

As am I, but it doesn't detract from my general enjoyment of giving a cute guy a BJ. So, I dunno.

Dammit, now it's gonna make me laugh all the time too! Fuck.

Kat, what would you do if you met a really cute guy, I'm talkin' a total babe... and the moment he dropped trou, you were faced with about the ugliest monstrosity of a weiner that you had ever gone head to head against? Would you look up at his total babe face and be able to overlook the deformities down below, or would you let out an instant, "Ewwwwww, there's no way I'm putting that in my mouth, that's just yucky!" And then just start laughing like all the rest of the times a BJ fell into play?

[Mugwog]

Is there a good reason behind this?

I feel like more often than not it's just hard to stop from laughing when there's a dick in your mouth. There is just something so comedic about it.

As am I, but it doesn't detract from my general enjoyment of giving a cute guy a BJ. So, I dunno.

Salute to the women of the board who BJ

[Gundam]

The act of oral is about pleasing your partner, and should be fun for both parties.

Girl goes down on me...
Dick in her mouth as she begins to laugh.
Me: why are you laughing?
Her: there is a dick in mouth.... Hahahah
me: I love you... Now finish up.

[Robin]

I hate you guys, cause I think I'm seriously going to laugh the next time I go down on someone.
Right now, I'm picturing Cara pointing at a penis and just laughing hysterically.

[Goatchella]

I feel like more often than not it's just hard to stop from laughing when there's a dick in your mouth. There is just something so comedic about it.

I want to make you laugh

[SuperFocus]

Kiss after dick? Or brush teeth first

[Gundam]

Kiss after dick? Or brush teeth first

The kiss if death, and no brushing... Kills the mood.

[guedita]

What? Kiss your partners after oral you fucking goons.

[euphonicfiend]

I have a question that's off topic. Is it wrong to accept drinks offered at shows/bars/festivals from a person of the opposite sex when you are in a relationship? Now when someone offers to buy me a drink - I always say " I have a boyfriend who is over there ( points to boyfriend) but you are welcome to buy me a drink" - Is that wrong or not okay to do?

[Robin]

Kiss after dick? Or brush teeth first

That's the dude's decision. If he wants to kiss me, great. If not, then I will brush my teeth.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

i want all of our fluids everywhere during sex. Putting your dick in someone's mouth and then expecting them to brush their teeth before kissing you is fucking weird.