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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Drop some pubes on their shoulders and whisper in their ears, "I've chosen you for the ritual."

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    Just insert some subliminal moans into the conversation.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Fluorescent arrow pointing to crotch area.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I'll never forget that fishstick throw last year.

    Felt so alive.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Wear t-shirts with Georgia O'Keeffe designs on them.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Or one that reads I wanna get fucked!

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    just press your foot into his dick under the table and let him run with it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    just press your foot into his dick under the table and let him run with it
    I also recommend this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I suppose I don't want it to happen at my apartment, though. Because then he'll know where I live. Theoretically, we break into a mattress store and do it there.
    You should hit on a mattress salesman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Perhaps I'll just "sneeze" a lot in a way that sounds an awfully lot like I'm saying "I'll sleep witttchhhhhhYOU!"
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    I'm now a man on a mission to date more and stop being single after watching the movie "Young Adult" for the first time last night.

    Some of it hit home and cut deep. I don't wanna end up like that!

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    That's really what you got out of that movie?
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    I'm sitting at a coffee place waiting for my car to get inspected, and one of the two barista guys just came and sat down at the table next to me with his girlfriend and the quantity of pda is unusually obnoxious.

    "What time did you leave this morning?'

    "9am"

    <<kiss>>

    "Did you finish that bio assignment?"

    "No I hate it."

    <<kiss>>

    "I can help you with it if you don't mind it being a little silly."

    <<kiss>>


    PUKE.

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    Don't be jelly.

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    Specifically

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    I know logically that I have been like that before in the initial phases of a relationship when if you're in proximity you physically cannot resist making contact. I know it's not that bad. I mean, they aren't shoving tongues down each other's throats. But it's just so disgustingly happy.

    I regret giving him a dollar tip.

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    Was there baby talk? That shit makes my skin crawl.
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    Ha, no baby talk, thank goodness. That would have made me want to punch somebody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Specifically
    Also, this stuff is disgusting. Do not buy it.

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    I wont eat any food product from hawaii that isnt a macadamia nut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    But it's just so disgustingly happy.

    I regret giving him a dollar tip.
    I kinda miss those disgustingly happy moments.
    And you pretty much just gave him money for a show.

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    I recently hung out with this guy. I thought it went swell. This afternoon, I asked him if he wanted to hang out tonight, but he declined saying he had to give his cat a bath. seriously?

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    maybe he didn't think "I'm washing my hair" sounded masculine enough

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    Maybe he should get into contact with Guedita.

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    I forgot how much fun falling in love with somebody is.
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    So I went on another first date last night. Here's a tip, gentlemen, don't preface a story by saying "Oh, so this is really funny," unless your story is actually really funny. In any case, I did decide that I wasn't completely repulsed by this guy and that I would have sex with him, but I still don't have the confidence to make that sort of move, so I ended up having three drinks with the bloke and listening to so many funny stories. He told me about this one friend he had who wore argyle shorts and he and his other friends made fun of the guy for wearing argyle shorts. Hilarious.

    I stopped by my local dive bar on my way home from the date and ended up smoking pot with one of the bartenders in the bathroom and trying to convince the owner to pull up the carpet of the bar and let me host a roller-skating night there. Then a Scottish guy invited me home (across the street) with him, but he phrased it, "You're welcome for a drink?" as we were walking out, and I thought he was telling me that I had rudely not thanked him for having already bought me a drink at the bar, so I got flustered and then declined the offer. He sort of looked like a hobbit, but a Scottish hobbit.

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    I just did a google image search on "Scottish Hobbit" and this was the first image that populated -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I recently hung out with this guy. I thought it went swell. This afternoon, I asked him if he wanted to hang out tonight, but he declined saying he had to give his cat a bath. seriously?
    Robin, clearly this man does not a dirty pussy.

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    "You're welcome for a drink?" is cracking me the fuck up bahahaha
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    That's some smooth shit right there.

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