It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[algunz]

All you need is that one extra day.

[lehorne]

heh, one of my old part time IT engineers is a guitarist in a prog/metal band. And his bassist did my website. I'm in sales and don't care for metal.

[romanticizer]

my first love added me to facebook today.

I guess Leap Day is reconnect with people in your past day. First love posed an interesting prospect to me. Working out what to do.

[guedita]

Meet Benjamin, whose OKCupid handle is MaknUrToesCurl

hi there! how long have you been using this site? your very beautiful , as well as very sexy!!! where about are you from ? I live over by valley fair mall in san jose , do you knwo where thats at? my names Benjamin by the way nice to meet you

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

As your lawyer, I advise you to let him make your toes curl.

[romanticizer]

Meet Benjamin, whose OKCupid handle is MaknUrToesCurl

[rjadams90]

I just got a girlfriend after 2 years of being single! Yay me!

[romanticizer]

CONGRATS!

[suprefan]

Meet Benjamin, whose OKCupid handle is MaknUrToesCurl

Hook that dude up with Kit Katt, theyre from the same neighborhood.

[weeklymix]

Yes, more relationship advice from suprefan.

[obzen]

lul, supre really hasn't gotten over katt yet.

[MoSetsfire]

I guess Leap Day is reconnect with people in your past day. First love posed an interesting prospect to me. Working out what to do.

wants to be shaggin buddies huh. happens all the time.

[chiapet]

Well, I did not get raped/molested/murdered on my blind date with a weirdo.

[M Sparks]

After 6 dates...we both decided to back off a bit. We enjoy each other's company, but something just isn't "there". Good times, though...good times.

Better 6 than 100. I know.

[romanticizer]

wants to be shaggin buddies huh. happens all the time.

Not exactly.

[greghead]

Does he want a kidney?

[romanticizer]

No. I'm in a really stressful/unfortunate position right now and he's very graciously offering me an "out" but I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[chiapet]

I forgot to mention that my date included partial nudity and soft core porn.

And I wore heels for 5 hours and only complained once. I feel super dateable compared to the beginning of the month.

[romanticizer]

How high was the heel? Soft-core porn on the first date? Man. I guess I'm an old fashioned lady.

[Mugwog]

Well, I did not get raped/molested/murdered on my blind date with a weirdo.

You seem disappointed

[chiapet]

The heels weren't exceedingly high, like 3.5"? I just never wear heels, so I'm awkward....

[MoSetsfire]

I've come to the conclusion that I'm an asshole, and my inability not to voice my opinion all the time is going to lead to me being single forever.

[Mugwog]

Kanye is not a good role model

[MoSetsfire]

Kanye is not a good role model

ha, I cannot help it. It's like a tick. If I see something or hear something I deem as stupid, I have to voice my opinion as to why. I CANT STOP

[nathanfairchild]

Fine line between being constructive and being rude.

[Mugwog]

Just think, if you had kept your mouth shut you would have gotten a blow job.

[GuyInTucson]

Well, I did not get raped/molested/murdered on my blind date with a weirdo.

I forgot to mention that my date included partial nudity and soft core porn.

Go on...

[Courtney]

Hahaaa Heidi's dating life seems be significantly different from mine. Unless if you count seeing a Nan Goldin exhibit at an art museum or something like that as partial nudity and softcore porn.

[insbordnat]

I forgot to mention that my date included partial nudity and soft core porn.

Partial nudity as in top half or bottom half?

[mountmccabe]

ha, I cannot help it. It's like a tick. If I see something or hear something I deem as stupid, I have to voice my opinion as to why. I CANT STOP

That's what the internet is for.

Afterwards, though. "Hold on, I gotta post about this" isn't going to endear you to anyone either.