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    I have a coffee meets bagel date tonight, a tinder date tuesday, a coffee meets bagel date thursday, and a tinder date friday. I have a couple tinder dates at FYF too.

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    Sounds like a lot of bagels.
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    i have not heard the phrase "coffee meets bagel date".
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    Should call it hot dog meets bagel IMO

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    It is another dating site that is far superior to okcupid

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    "cream cheese is the lube" joke goes here.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    It is another dating site that is far superior to okcupid
    I thought it was you "cleverly" describing dates where you'd meet someone at a place that served coffee and bagels.

    Though now I'm not sure which is worse. What does this dating site entail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I thought it was you "cleverly" describing dates where you'd meet someone at a place that served coffee and bagels.

    Though now I'm not sure which is worse. What does this dating site entail?
    Everyday, you see only one match. That person also sees you. There is a very very brief profile and up to 4 pictures. You can either press "like" or "pass". If both parties "like" a temporary phone number is assigned for a few days on which you can text each other.

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    Tinder dates? I thought tinder was for hook ups? What on earth are you going to do with these men?
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    That's what I thought too until I started using the app. None of these girls are interested in just sex, or at least none of the ones I match with. Tis a shame.

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    I went on a date Monday that I think is probably how it felt to be on a date with me a year ago. This girl seemed extremely uncomfortable and standoffish, had her arms crossed the whole time from the very beginning, and was a bad conversationalist. I was surprised when I asked "do you want to leave?" about an hour in that she wanted to stay longer, but I did end up calling it a night like five minutes after that. It was like pulling teeth.

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    Maybe you are too sexed up now?

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    not only was paying for match a complete dating fail for me, but apparently it's a financial fail too because they renew subscriptions automatically and i wasn't aware. i didn't think i could feel any stupider for giving match a shot, but here we are. the one date i had was so not worth this.
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    We'll, you've got a whole months worth of chances now.







    (I hope you've already called and canceled.)

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    their phone system has been down all day. i went on their website, found a chat option, pulled the "i just got out of the hospital" card (which is technically true), and they are issuing a refund. thank god. never again.
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    how long does a "coffee date" usually last? Asking for a friend.
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    I would guess around a half an hour, or longer if the date is going well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    how long does a "coffee date" usually last? Asking for a friend.
    20-30 minutes if it sucks, 1 hour or more if it's good

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    Boy has the world changed

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    I think coffee dates are a nice change though. Being on a lunch or dinner date can really suck if you know within the first 10 minutes that there is no connection, but you still have sit and eat with the person.

    I went out with some girlfriends to watch football on Sunday. Some guy sat next to me and tried to flirt, it was all very cute, he even ordered a mimosa (yum)... Then he introduced himself "hi, my name is ________ but everyone calls me hot sauce". I couldn't take anything he said seriously after that. If you are over 21, you need to stop going by your high school/college nickname.
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    Agreed. Especially if it's a Tinder/Match/OkC thing then dinner dates are not a great plan if there is no spark.

    My new strategy is the afternoon park date with a bottle of wine. Easy escape, cheap, good people watching etc
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    I had 8 first dates in August, they were all cheap or free, and they were all boring.

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    I had one tinder date that was really a blast the month before, and we both agreed there was a spark, but she moved a week later. Kinda weird that she went out with me at all but it was fun so I'm not complaining.

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    Never mind.
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    really you want to strike the middle ground between a coffee date prude and a coked out mess.

    But it's a sad (read: amazing and fun) fact that the best dates involve alcohol. Even if it's one or two drinks to loosen up a little. The very best involve 5+ drinks, then all the fun starts.
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    That's all I was saying. Thank you.

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    i try to stick to drinks or coffee/tea too. gives both parties an out.

    and maybe the girl went out with you even though she was moving because it was tinder.
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    I have yet to have a successful coffee/drink date. But I've had awesome success with a different approach- The come as you are approach. Like if I've upgraded the guy from Tinder to my phone number to send a picture of the fun thing I'm doing and they say, "hey that looks awesome" then they get invited, and so far it's been pretty rad. Someone here asked me what I'm doing with these guys from Tinder if I'm not using it as a hook up tool. Well, so far; Dog park, long board to food trucks, random shows on the weekday, night hike on a full moon, backyard movies, listening party/bbq. All activities have had great results.. so much that I now have two guys sorta too infatuated with me and want me as a gf already. But anyway, the point is that I just sort of invite them to whatever I'm already doing and they come as they are to that- no prep, no weird introductions, no anticipation. Just show up, leave if you want (but they never want), and everyone can pick how intimate or talky they want to get. Usually they get really talky/flirty on the walk/bike/board/drive home when we're both loose and both can gauge how much of a bullshitter the other one is because you've already watched them behave for a few hours without really talking much.
    I guess it's the opposite of a coffee date.
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    So cologne-sprayed-letter-gift-card-$20 guy contacted my friend again yesterday The last time she heard from him, if we remember, was about a month after the birthday gift/letter (to which she did not respond) when he texted her a link to that sad Sam Smith break up song. Last night, he texted her a link to this poem:



    THE CREEPIEST.
    3 weeks ago, he sent her a text message about how he missed kissing her. She has still NOT RESPONDED to any contact he has had with her since she ended things on the phone with him in March. She blocked his number.

    Last night, he sent her this via whatsapp. So he's clearly aware that she has blocked his number. The "stuff" he refers to below is the $20 generic Walmart bought hoodie he left at her apartment back in March. Again, they went on 5 dates.

    Ya know, the nice things would have been to mail my to me. But instead I got a pile full of nothing, along with a big dose of heartache and months of wondering what I did to you that made you cut all contact. I don't think you'll ever understand how deeply you wounded me. I forgive you though. I must have done something to make you run away without saying a word. I just wish I knew what it was so I don't make the same mistake in the future. I hope you're well.
    She's starting to experience actual fear that he is going to go further with this bizarre stalking and actually confront her in person at her apartment or in public.
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