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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    "hahahahahaha bro, that shit must be freaking her the fuck out! ROFLMAO"
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I want nothing to do with supperficial and otherwise vapid women.

    I dont want to goto their parties any more. Sing happy birthday. Pretend I like them. I dont care how sexy any of them might be.

    I'm over the dating scene, party scene and single life all together.

    I want only to surround myself with family, friends and coworkers who are down to earth and who at least sense that there is a deeper and more sincere life at hand and actively try and work at it.

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    My friend got the following message from some creeper on OK Cupid:

    You're so pretty. You look just like Nicole Brown Simpson.

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    Ugh, that is freaky.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packer View Post
    I want nothing to do with supperficial and otherwise vapid women.

    I dont want to goto their parties any more. Sing happy birthday. Pretend I like them. I dont care how sexy any of them might be.

    I'm over the dating scene, party scene and single life all together.

    I want only to surround myself with family, friends and coworkers who are down to earth and who at least sense that there is a deeper and more sincere life at hand and actively try and work at it.
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    So I jumped on the Tinder bandwagon. Already 400% more successful than OKC. (But I only did OKC for like two weeks at most before I hated it.) To whoever said that there's more down to earth girls- well yeah, in my also very limited experience, I've met some pretty cool guys that I felt were really fun and grounded. Granted, they are either from out of town just visiting for work or very recent transplants. I am using it strictly for new adventure friends and perhaps fwb, but definitely not looking for a soul mate through a fucking phone app.

    Can't wait for my date tonight!
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    I have a coffee meets bagel date tonight, a tinder date tuesday, a coffee meets bagel date thursday, and a tinder date friday. I have a couple tinder dates at FYF too.

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    Sounds like a lot of bagels.
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    i have not heard the phrase "coffee meets bagel date".
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Should call it hot dog meets bagel IMO

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    It is another dating site that is far superior to okcupid

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    "cream cheese is the lube" joke goes here.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    It is another dating site that is far superior to okcupid
    I thought it was you "cleverly" describing dates where you'd meet someone at a place that served coffee and bagels.

    Though now I'm not sure which is worse. What does this dating site entail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I thought it was you "cleverly" describing dates where you'd meet someone at a place that served coffee and bagels.

    Though now I'm not sure which is worse. What does this dating site entail?
    Everyday, you see only one match. That person also sees you. There is a very very brief profile and up to 4 pictures. You can either press "like" or "pass". If both parties "like" a temporary phone number is assigned for a few days on which you can text each other.

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    Tinder dates? I thought tinder was for hook ups? What on earth are you going to do with these men?
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    That's what I thought too until I started using the app. None of these girls are interested in just sex, or at least none of the ones I match with. Tis a shame.

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    I went on a date Monday that I think is probably how it felt to be on a date with me a year ago. This girl seemed extremely uncomfortable and standoffish, had her arms crossed the whole time from the very beginning, and was a bad conversationalist. I was surprised when I asked "do you want to leave?" about an hour in that she wanted to stay longer, but I did end up calling it a night like five minutes after that. It was like pulling teeth.

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    Maybe you are too sexed up now?

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    not only was paying for match a complete dating fail for me, but apparently it's a financial fail too because they renew subscriptions automatically and i wasn't aware. i didn't think i could feel any stupider for giving match a shot, but here we are. the one date i had was so not worth this.
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    We'll, you've got a whole months worth of chances now.







    (I hope you've already called and canceled.)

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    their phone system has been down all day. i went on their website, found a chat option, pulled the "i just got out of the hospital" card (which is technically true), and they are issuing a refund. thank god. never again.
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    how long does a "coffee date" usually last? Asking for a friend.
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    I would guess around a half an hour, or longer if the date is going well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    how long does a "coffee date" usually last? Asking for a friend.
    20-30 minutes if it sucks, 1 hour or more if it's good

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    Boy has the world changed

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    I think coffee dates are a nice change though. Being on a lunch or dinner date can really suck if you know within the first 10 minutes that there is no connection, but you still have sit and eat with the person.

    I went out with some girlfriends to watch football on Sunday. Some guy sat next to me and tried to flirt, it was all very cute, he even ordered a mimosa (yum)... Then he introduced himself "hi, my name is ________ but everyone calls me hot sauce". I couldn't take anything he said seriously after that. If you are over 21, you need to stop going by your high school/college nickname.
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    Agreed. Especially if it's a Tinder/Match/OkC thing then dinner dates are not a great plan if there is no spark.

    My new strategy is the afternoon park date with a bottle of wine. Easy escape, cheap, good people watching etc
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    I had 8 first dates in August, they were all cheap or free, and they were all boring.

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    I had one tinder date that was really a blast the month before, and we both agreed there was a spark, but she moved a week later. Kinda weird that she went out with me at all but it was fun so I'm not complaining.

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