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    Amy, I think you could learn to cook if you invested in the internet.
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    My go-to site. I even have the phone app.

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    I really love Cook's Illustrated, which is a magazine and a series of books, the same people who do the America's Test Kitchen tv show. It goes into great detail about why they reached they conclusions they have in the recipes, and the science behind everything. it's very practical and well-written. I learn a lot about utensils and ingredients and everything. It's amazing.
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    Just ANYTHING besides TV dinners. Fuck that. They taste shitty and are pretty expensive. Shit even hamburger helper and a pound of lean ground beef is bone head easy, cheap, and taste pretty good. And then you can even add to it easily! Hell, hide the box before the girl comes over and just say you did it on your own. Basic.

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    My girlfriend and I have been making Chipotle-style burrito bowls as of late. So easy to put together, very tasty, and extremely filling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by santasutt View Post
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    My go-to site. I even have the phone app.
    But how the hell am I supposed to know what "recipe" means? Your foodie lingo confuses me.
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    101 Recipes for Getting Laid
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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Speaking of cooking, Cara just cooked our dinner using a half a cup of water per a cup of rice.
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    hehehe oopsie

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    Heather never makes the amount of coffee that i want her to make
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    Do you think it's passive aggressive or are you just a pussy?
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    I am not sure how those two options are related to each other in this instance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Speaking of cooking, Cara just cooked our dinner using a half a cup of water per a cup of rice.
    Ha. Did you end up with tahdig? Cuz' that shit's delicious.

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    Lawyer guy stopped texting me already. So much for that. He asked me some probing questions like "do you suffer from depression?" and I said yes, so maybe that disqualified me or something. I wasn't too invested in it anyway.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    what is it with lawyers and weird texts? you're better off, amy!
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    We all meet up each and every friday to discuss the most insane responses to our weird texts. It's really fun.

    If you are stumped by any task due to not understanding terminology in this day and age, then you probably need more than just cooking lessons. As others have said, the internet is the most amazing tool for cooking and learning about cooking.

    Cutter recommended the pre-boxed Hamburger Helper, but I'd push the Zatarain's boxes. They've got tons of flavor, are easy to make and give you big meals.
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    Guys are weird. Oh well. I have a date after work today.

    Maybe someday I'll find something I want to cook.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    What I found works best for me, Amy, is to find one meal I really love and get great at it, then move on to the next meal. If it's something I really love, I don't mind having it a few times in a few weeks, and that allows me time to practice so that I can get better quickly and hone my techniques.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I am not sure how those two options are related to each other in this instance.
    Well I mean, why the fuck does she do that? Have you said to her, "Honey, what the shit--I need more coffee than that in the morning, could you please [this much] coffee?" If she still refuses, she's being passive-aggressive. If you can't get your message across, you're a pussy.
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    wtf, i had two guys message me thanking me for "liking" something of theirs that i definitely did not like. thanks, match. what a useless site. plus no one i have messaged has responded. at least now i know that spending money isn't worth it.
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    No one I ever like on my own ever responds to me. I just wait for guys to talk to me.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    in my fairly limited experience I met much more fun and down to earth girls on Tinder rather than OkC. I can imagine it doesn't work the other way around though...
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    So cologne-sprayed-letter-gift-card-$20 guy contacted my friend again yesterday The last time she heard from him, if we remember, was about a month after the birthday gift/letter (to which she did not respond) when he texted her a link to that sad Sam Smith break up song. Last night, he texted her a link to this poem:

    The Song of Wandering Aengus
    BY WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS
    I went out to the hazel wood,
    Because a fire was in my head,
    And cut and peeled a hazel wand,
    And hooked a berry to a thread;
    And when white moths were on the wing,
    And moth-like stars were flickering out,
    I dropped the berry in a stream
    And caught a little silver trout.

    When I had laid it on the floor
    I went to blow the fire a-flame,
    But something rustled on the floor,
    And someone called me by my name:
    It had become a glimmering girl
    With apple blossom in her hair
    Who called me by my name and ran
    And faded through the brightening air.

    Though I am old with wandering
    Through hollow lands and hilly lands,
    I will find out where she has gone,
    And kiss her lips and take her hands
    ;
    And walk among long dappled grass,
    And pluck till time and times are done,
    The silver apples of the moon,
    The golden apples of the sun.
    THE CREEPIEST.

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    "hahahahahaha bro, that shit must be freaking her the fuck out! ROFLMAO"
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    I want nothing to do with supperficial and otherwise vapid women.

    I dont want to goto their parties any more. Sing happy birthday. Pretend I like them. I dont care how sexy any of them might be.

    I'm over the dating scene, party scene and single life all together.

    I want only to surround myself with family, friends and coworkers who are down to earth and who at least sense that there is a deeper and more sincere life at hand and actively try and work at it.

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    My friend got the following message from some creeper on OK Cupid:

    You're so pretty. You look just like Nicole Brown Simpson.

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    Ugh, that is freaky.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packer View Post
    I want nothing to do with supperficial and otherwise vapid women.

    I dont want to goto their parties any more. Sing happy birthday. Pretend I like them. I dont care how sexy any of them might be.

    I'm over the dating scene, party scene and single life all together.

    I want only to surround myself with family, friends and coworkers who are down to earth and who at least sense that there is a deeper and more sincere life at hand and actively try and work at it.
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    So I jumped on the Tinder bandwagon. Already 400% more successful than OKC. (But I only did OKC for like two weeks at most before I hated it.) To whoever said that there's more down to earth girls- well yeah, in my also very limited experience, I've met some pretty cool guys that I felt were really fun and grounded. Granted, they are either from out of town just visiting for work or very recent transplants. I am using it strictly for new adventure friends and perhaps fwb, but definitely not looking for a soul mate through a fucking phone app.

    Can't wait for my date tonight!
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