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    Something something cooking with Menik something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Something something cooking with Menik something.
    Almost as good as his Survivor audition tapes.
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    Living alone I enjoy preparing meals much more. I buy a lot of frozen fish and chicken, thaw it, season it, bake it up. Have it with boiled potatoes and veggie salads, or I cook steaks, make chili, pasta dishes sometimes. I stir fry stuff far more often than using the oven and I only cook a meal at a time, there aren't usually a lot of leftovers. I don't make complex dishes but I do make stuff that's pretty healthy and tastes half decent. I use a lot of salsa, tomato sauce, and Rotel when I can get my hands on some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I don't know a lot of cooking terminology and I don't have all the special cooking utensils. At least that is what I tell myself. Also sometimes I don't know what ingredients ARE or where to find them. Maybe I'm making excuses, but cooking seems so daunting to me. I just never felt comfortable or enjoyed doing it.
    boil1 [boil] Show IPA
    verb (used without object)
    1.
    to change from a liquid to a gaseous state, producing bubbles of gas that rise to the surface of the liquid, agitating it as they rise.
    2.
    to reach or be brought to the boiling point: When the water boils, add the meat and cabbage.
    3.
    to be in an agitated or violent state: The sea boiled in the storm.
    4.
    to be deeply stirred or upset.
    5.
    to contain, or be contained in, a liquid that boils: The kettle is boiling. The vegetables are boiling.
    verb (used with object)
    6.
    to cause to boil or to bring to the boiling point: Boil two cups of water.
    7.
    to cook (something) in boiling water: to boil eggs.
    8.
    to separate (sugar, salt, etc.) from a solution containing it by boiling off the liquid.
    noun
    9.
    the act or an instance of boiling.
    10.
    the state or condition of boiling: He brought a kettle of water to a boil.
    11.
    an area of agitated, swirling, bubbling water, as part of a rapids.
    12.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Thank you, Tom and Marlo. Actually, thank you more, Marlo.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I'm seeing not one, but two guys who like to text a lot. They seem be be texting a lot on different days so it works out ok.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Amy, I think you could learn to cook if you invested in the internet.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    My go-to site. I even have the phone app.

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    I really love Cook's Illustrated, which is a magazine and a series of books, the same people who do the America's Test Kitchen tv show. It goes into great detail about why they reached they conclusions they have in the recipes, and the science behind everything. it's very practical and well-written. I learn a lot about utensils and ingredients and everything. It's amazing.
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    Just ANYTHING besides TV dinners. Fuck that. They taste shitty and are pretty expensive. Shit even hamburger helper and a pound of lean ground beef is bone head easy, cheap, and taste pretty good. And then you can even add to it easily! Hell, hide the box before the girl comes over and just say you did it on your own. Basic.

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    My girlfriend and I have been making Chipotle-style burrito bowls as of late. So easy to put together, very tasty, and extremely filling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by santasutt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    My go-to site. I even have the phone app.
    But how the hell am I supposed to know what "recipe" means? Your foodie lingo confuses me.
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    101 Recipes for Getting Laid
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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Speaking of cooking, Cara just cooked our dinner using a half a cup of water per a cup of rice.
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    hehehe oopsie

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    Heather never makes the amount of coffee that i want her to make
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    Do you think it's passive aggressive or are you just a pussy?
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    I am not sure how those two options are related to each other in this instance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Speaking of cooking, Cara just cooked our dinner using a half a cup of water per a cup of rice.
    Ha. Did you end up with tahdig? Cuz' that shit's delicious.

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    Lawyer guy stopped texting me already. So much for that. He asked me some probing questions like "do you suffer from depression?" and I said yes, so maybe that disqualified me or something. I wasn't too invested in it anyway.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    what is it with lawyers and weird texts? you're better off, amy!
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    We all meet up each and every friday to discuss the most insane responses to our weird texts. It's really fun.

    If you are stumped by any task due to not understanding terminology in this day and age, then you probably need more than just cooking lessons. As others have said, the internet is the most amazing tool for cooking and learning about cooking.

    Cutter recommended the pre-boxed Hamburger Helper, but I'd push the Zatarain's boxes. They've got tons of flavor, are easy to make and give you big meals.
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    Guys are weird. Oh well. I have a date after work today.

    Maybe someday I'll find something I want to cook.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    What I found works best for me, Amy, is to find one meal I really love and get great at it, then move on to the next meal. If it's something I really love, I don't mind having it a few times in a few weeks, and that allows me time to practice so that I can get better quickly and hone my techniques.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I am not sure how those two options are related to each other in this instance.
    Well I mean, why the fuck does she do that? Have you said to her, "Honey, what the shit--I need more coffee than that in the morning, could you please [this much] coffee?" If she still refuses, she's being passive-aggressive. If you can't get your message across, you're a pussy.
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    wtf, i had two guys message me thanking me for "liking" something of theirs that i definitely did not like. thanks, match. what a useless site. plus no one i have messaged has responded. at least now i know that spending money isn't worth it.
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    No one I ever like on my own ever responds to me. I just wait for guys to talk to me.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    in my fairly limited experience I met much more fun and down to earth girls on Tinder rather than OkC. I can imagine it doesn't work the other way around though...
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    So cologne-sprayed-letter-gift-card-$20 guy contacted my friend again yesterday The last time she heard from him, if we remember, was about a month after the birthday gift/letter (to which she did not respond) when he texted her a link to that sad Sam Smith break up song. Last night, he texted her a link to this poem:

    The Song of Wandering Aengus
    BY WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS
    I went out to the hazel wood,
    Because a fire was in my head,
    And cut and peeled a hazel wand,
    And hooked a berry to a thread;
    And when white moths were on the wing,
    And moth-like stars were flickering out,
    I dropped the berry in a stream
    And caught a little silver trout.

    When I had laid it on the floor
    I went to blow the fire a-flame,
    But something rustled on the floor,
    And someone called me by my name:
    It had become a glimmering girl
    With apple blossom in her hair
    Who called me by my name and ran
    And faded through the brightening air.

    Though I am old with wandering
    Through hollow lands and hilly lands,
    I will find out where she has gone,
    And kiss her lips and take her hands
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    And walk among long dappled grass,
    And pluck till time and times are done,
    The silver apples of the moon,
    The golden apples of the sun.
    THE CREEPIEST.

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