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    Give the dogs to NeighborhoodCreep since his ex took his dogs.

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    ... did nobody else find that hilarious? I mean, I'm sorry for your break up and all, but you gotta love that the point of consternation in the breakup being "where does the dog go?" And the answer turned out to be, "the dog left him too."

    Just needed to mellow the vibe with a drink

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    I found it hilarious. It was like a god damn country song
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    To those who can't figure out how to cook: do they know how to read? How hard is cooking if you can?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Give the dogs to NeighborhoodCreep since his ex took his dogs.
    Only if it's a smaller dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    To those who can't figure out how to cook: do they know how to read? How hard is cooking if you can?
    I don't know a lot of cooking terminology and I don't have all the special cooking utensils. At least that is what I tell myself. Also sometimes I don't know what ingredients ARE or where to find them. Maybe I'm making excuses, but cooking seems so daunting to me. I just never felt comfortable or enjoyed doing it.
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    If you don't know the terminology it's hard to follow a lot of recipes. Although, I find they are making them easier to follow for people who don't have basic knowledge.

    My sister and I grew up in the same house but she hated helping mom in the kitchen, and until 15 years ago she couldn't boil water without burning it. She is a pretty good cook now but can only cook from recipe books. I was a nerdy kid and had no friends, so I spent a ton of time in the kitchen with my mom and learned a lot, I don't own a recipe book. I just throw shit in a pan and it usually turns out pretty good.
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    Chiffonade even throws me off. Google is awesome for cooking help though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I don't know a lot of cooking terminology and I don't have all the special cooking utensils. At least that is what I tell myself. Also sometimes I don't know what ingredients ARE or where to find them. Maybe I'm making excuses, but cooking seems so daunting to me. I just never felt comfortable or enjoyed doing it.
    - the internet will tell you what things are
    - the internet has videos of people doing the terminology you don't understand
    - you don't HAVE to have all of the cooking utensils. I keep forgetting to buy a whisk, but a fork works fine in its place.
    - you don't have to follow the instructions to an exact T and it's ok if you don't have every single food or spice. There's leeway in cooking.

    I don't consider myself a good cook, just adequate, and I'd like to learn more.

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    food.com or foodnetwork.com give small tutorial popups on my facebook feed all the time. This is how I learned not to put tomatoes or onions in the fridge. I also perfected my steak this way. I make a damn good steak.
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    I just hate fucking doing it. HATE. I know I have to and it's cheaper, but I hate it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I just hate fucking doing it. HATE. I know I have to and it's cheaper, but I hate it.
    You should have just said that in the first place instead of making excuses as to why you can't cook.

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    yeah if i don't understand something when i am cooking i look it up or ask someone. some cookbooks like the joy of cooking are really helpful for me because it's more than just a recipe. for example, the pie dough section has a few pages about how to prepare the dough that you wouldn't gather from a list of ingredients.

    and last night i met up with this guy i used to date a few years ago so that he could give me back this book i'd lent him. we planned to just have happy hour, but it was like 8:30 when i realized i absolutely had to get home. i had a really good time and we will probably go out again soon. he kissed me on the cheek when we left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtticusGrinch View Post
    Amy, how do you feel about a services trade? I will come over and cook for you, and in exchange you can iron my shirts because I hate doing that.
    I have seen your plates, I would do your laundry, fold and iron if you were cooked for me.
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    I did make myself spaghetti last night, and that is the first time I cooked anything in weeks. And it's SPAGHETTI. I've been eating out a lot or preparing raw meals.
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    Something something cooking with Menik something.
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    Something something cooking with Menik something.
    Almost as good as his Survivor audition tapes.
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    Living alone I enjoy preparing meals much more. I buy a lot of frozen fish and chicken, thaw it, season it, bake it up. Have it with boiled potatoes and veggie salads, or I cook steaks, make chili, pasta dishes sometimes. I stir fry stuff far more often than using the oven and I only cook a meal at a time, there aren't usually a lot of leftovers. I don't make complex dishes but I do make stuff that's pretty healthy and tastes half decent. I use a lot of salsa, tomato sauce, and Rotel when I can get my hands on some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I don't know a lot of cooking terminology and I don't have all the special cooking utensils. At least that is what I tell myself. Also sometimes I don't know what ingredients ARE or where to find them. Maybe I'm making excuses, but cooking seems so daunting to me. I just never felt comfortable or enjoyed doing it.
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    Thank you, Tom and Marlo. Actually, thank you more, Marlo.
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    I'm seeing not one, but two guys who like to text a lot. They seem be be texting a lot on different days so it works out ok.
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    Amy, I think you could learn to cook if you invested in the internet.

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    My go-to site. I even have the phone app.

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    I really love Cook's Illustrated, which is a magazine and a series of books, the same people who do the America's Test Kitchen tv show. It goes into great detail about why they reached they conclusions they have in the recipes, and the science behind everything. it's very practical and well-written. I learn a lot about utensils and ingredients and everything. It's amazing.
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    Just ANYTHING besides TV dinners. Fuck that. They taste shitty and are pretty expensive. Shit even hamburger helper and a pound of lean ground beef is bone head easy, cheap, and taste pretty good. And then you can even add to it easily! Hell, hide the box before the girl comes over and just say you did it on your own. Basic.

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    My girlfriend and I have been making Chipotle-style burrito bowls as of late. So easy to put together, very tasty, and extremely filling.
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    My go-to site. I even have the phone app.
    But how the hell am I supposed to know what "recipe" means? Your foodie lingo confuses me.
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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Speaking of cooking, Cara just cooked our dinner using a half a cup of water per a cup of rice.
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