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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    This would piss me off. I don't mind texts or getting messages, I enjoy knowing that the person I am interested in wants to tell me about his day, or is thinking about me. If I don't answer though, it's because I have something more important going on.

    I broke up with a guy I was dating because my dad had passed away and I was dealing with that. He kept texting me and calling me because he felt I was shutting him out. I tried to explain that there was just a lot of family obligations I had to take care of. He just didn't get it, at one point I was away from my phone for like 30 minutes and when I got back to it I had around 20 missed phone calls from him. I got pissed and broke up with him over the phone in front of everyone. I feel a bit bad about that, but fucking Christ, 20 miss calls? Do people not know how caller id and voice mail work?
    Do not feel bad about that.
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    Gotta watch what you say on Gchat, unless you're utilizing the 'off the record' function, old conversations are searchable in your email forever, as well as used for the adverts.
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    so i agreed to go out with a guy sunday. we exchanged numbers. i asked him his name, because we didn't say that part. he sent me about a five picture slidshow that ended with his name. then later in the day he asked "u have more pics?". there are five on the site, almost all full body, some dressy, a normal one, an outdoorsy one, wtf!? we haven't even met. how many pics do you need? i don't know why i found that off-putting, but now i don't want to go out with this guy. i want my money back. never paying to date again. i think i'm just better alone.
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    Seems like he was fishing for nudes.
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    You should send him 5 photos of the exact same picture of yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    Seems like he was fishing for nudes.
    It’s like when I’m trying to hook up on grindr, scruff, jack’d, adam4adam, bros4bros, OKCupid, craigslist or manhunt. I have half a dozen recent pics available for viewing - face, torso and one jockstrap - and the dude still asks for more. When this happens, I know he means the coveted dick pic (which I won’t do over social media or e-mail). What’s the female equivalent of a dick pic? Still the muff shot?
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    i'm sure it's a boob or ass shot.

    i made it clear on my profile i want a long-term relationship. i can get sex just fine. cara's idea may be the best approach lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    It’s like when I’m trying to hook up on grindr, scruff, jack’d, adam4adam, bros4bros, OKCupid, craigslist or manhunt.
    do you use the same pic on all these? I know someone that has a "nice" profile on A4A and a "slutty" profile on grindr. He's been caught at least twice. Why not stick to 1?
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    Why does this guy have a slideshow of pictures of himself that culminates in the presentation of his name at the ready?

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    First pic: I
    2nd pic: V
    3rd pic: Y
    4th pic: That's me!
    5th pic: IVY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    do you use the same pic on all these? I know someone that has a "nice" profile on A4A and a "slutty" profile on grindr. He's been caught at least twice. Why not stick to 1?
    I stick to one and done. It's worked well so far, size queens aside (though my endowment has never came into question if my gentleman caller is lucky enough to get to the the hook-up stage with me).
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    I met a guy today. He's a lawyer and he's very charming and extremely into history. He has bad taste in movies, but I might be willing to overlook that. He talks an awful lot which works for me because I don't, and he's paternalistic which, again, works for me because I'm an idiot about making decisions.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    He might be a serial killer
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I met a guy today. He's a lawyer and he's very charming and extremely into history. He has bad taste in movies, but I might be willing to overlook that. He talks an awful lot which works for me because I don't, and he's paternalistic which, again, works for me because I'm an idiot about making decisions.
    Good luck with the talks a lot part. I dated this girl for a while who talked most of the date and originally I thought this was great since it made up for my general inability to carry a conversation, but now it just annoys the crap out of me whenever I meet her because after we run out of things to discuss she spends like 2 extra hours talking about stuff I definitely do not care about and it's impossible to interrupt her to say I want to go.
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    that is why most people stop seeing people who are annoying when we aren't dating them anymore
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    Yeah that's a good point and also something I learned today and will now put into practice.
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    I think the broader point is it's better to date someone because the conversation feels natural than because "this other person talks a lot so I don't have to"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    He might be a serial killer
    Holy shit I'm dating Patrick Bateman. That'd actually be kind of hot.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Browsed OKC for a while. Annoying, annoying, oh here's a girl that seems really cool. Do I want to message her? Nah, we'd probably go out for a couple months then it'd burn out. Let's check tinder... swipe right, swipe right, swipe right, left, left, right... match. Check profile. "I love Jesus, he's my best friend." Shut off my phone and place my fork into my frozen TV dinner. Ah, the bachelor's life.
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    Is there a cooking thread?

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    There is a Cooking Thread, but I have had quite a hard time trying to convince paul that not eating microwavable food isn't terrifying.
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    If everyone in this bitch knew how to cook some Thai, this thread would be null.





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    I like some Thai food sometimes, but it's one of my least favorite foods. And I like almost everything.
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    We can all agree that Amy will never date anyone who is an adjusted and productive member of society, right?
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    I don't date guys without jobs, and they're usually pretty well-off. This guy showed me his childhood home yesterday which is in a really nice part of town somewhat near MY childhood home (which I also showed him). Is that weird that we showed each other our childhood homes? Lol. I don't know. I like him. He's geeky and he says he's kinky, so we'll see. He also makes it sound like he is going to shower gifts on me which I've never had happen to me before.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Careful, he might think kinky is doing it with the lights on. Don't go pulling out the latex gloves yet.

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    I met this other guy on Saturday, and I'm afraid we talked TOO MUCH about what we like sexually. I need to learn how to shut the fuck up.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    There is a Cooking Thread, but I have had quite a hard time trying to convince paul that not eating microwavable food isn't terrifying.
    Ok, I have a couple mid year resolutions.

    1. Learn how to cook.

    2. Learn how to meet people (women and men) in public settings. I'm fairly disenchanted with online dating at this point, so I need to figure out how to get out of my shell/deal with my social anxiety and just talk to people. It's probably not as hard as it seems.
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    Those are good goals, Icey.

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    Men who do not know how to cook is a big turn off for me.

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