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    At least you aren't this guy


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    I stopped deleting numbers from my phone after that, just changed names to DON'T ANSWER.
    yes. i had a few of those for a few years. when i broke up with the guy i used to live with, his friend kept calling me to notify me of his house parties and also asking me to bring the "hot ladies". because ya know, i have a gaggle of them just waiting to go to some nerdy douchebag's house. plus you forget these people's names, do not answer is much easier!!!
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    So either we're missing a big step here, or this guy jizzed everywhere because of some heavy kissing?
    presumably his penis was out and alert, right? or did the jizz shoot through his pants and hit the dashboard?

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    So many questions.
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    I'm picturing her planning to go down on him in the car and he finished before she could stop making out.

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    Maybe she was also giving him a handjob? Or he was rubbing on her?
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    Jizzplosive Penis Syndrome

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    Highest quality reading.
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    March 5, 2011

    Had a date tonight, so didn't go to the gym - no weight lifting. Accidentally came all over the dashboard of her car- sprinted away, maybe 200-300 feet. Walked the remaining 2.1 miles home. Burned: 200 calories?

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    He had reached down and removed himself from his pants without my knowledge, I tend to keep my eyes closed while kissing. I felt him tense up and heard him make the noise, I jumped back and there it was. Then he asked me if I had anything to wipe up, I was shocked, searched my car and all I found was a plastic grocery bag. I handed it to him, he tried to wipe himself off, threw the spooge bag at me and got in his car and drove off. It took all of 5 minutes. When he called and I finally figured out who he was, his reasoning for bolting was he was obviously very embarrassed, that has never happened to him before...

    My friends and I nicknamed him prejack.
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    He threw it at you? Wtf? That's horrible
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    "threw the spooge bag at me."

    Gold medal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I stopped deleting numbers from my phone after that, just changed names to DON'T ANSWER.
    i was about to post how fucking funny this is..

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    threw the spooge bag at me
    .. til I read this. now I'm just in awe.

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    if you live in the same city, are good morning/good night texts really necessary?
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    I'm sorry but I love that shit. I'm a needy bitch though.
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    I would say they're unnecessary regardless.

    Or rather "Good morning" isn't much of a conversational gambit and "good night" is even worse.
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    Nick and I text each other good morning & good night every day that we aren't together. I think it's a nice way to wake up. I don't know that I would be down to do that when first talking to a guy though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    if you live in the same city, are good morning/good night texts really necessary?
    It's kind of sweet, but from what I've heard in other threads this guy is sending you texts about other tedious stuff. That's where it get's annoying.

    "Good morning"

    20 min. Later.

    "I just drank a latte."

    60 min. Later

    "Do you like pudding?"
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    i guess i should add "are they necessary with someone you met for coffee twice within the past two weeks?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    It's kind of sweet, but from what I've heard in other threads this guy is sending you texts about other tedious stuff. That's where it get's annoying.

    "Good morning"

    20 min. Later.

    "I just got drank a latte."

    60 min. Later

    "Do you like pudding?"
    exactly!!!!
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    That's too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    I would say they're unnecessary regardless.

    Or rather "Good morning" isn't much of a conversational gambit and "good night" is even worse.
    well that's true. i guess i mean i kind of understanding texting more when you don't see each other very often as it keeps you in touch, but you're right that it's not really producing conversation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i guess i should add "are they necessary with someone you met for coffee twice within the past two weeks?"
    No, he's either a creep or or he's ultra needy/super desperate or he's emotionally stunted
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    Absolutely not necessary. Gah, it would make me crazy if someone I just had a couple of casual dates with was texting random shit to me. He would so get cut off at the knees.
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    Todd and I talk on the phone, maybe once during the week in the evenings, but we don't ever text or Facebook each other. We see each other on weekends only so we can give each other time and space and to do what we need to, and then by the weekend we're really excited to see each other. Having things at more of a distance is different but it's been really refreshing.
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    I've known my dude for like 5 years and we live 1000 miles away and we're totally cool not even talking through any format for a week at a time if it happens that way. That's a good way to burn yourself out on a person real fucking quick.
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    This thread depresses me. I'm never going to be a winner.
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    How about if says "I just drank a latte...naked"?
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    Rey and I text each other ALL the time. We even have the "good morning" and "good night" texts. But we do live about 3,000 miles apart.

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    I forgot that was a thing. An adorable thing. You crazy kids.
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