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    Quote Originally Posted by Packer View Post
    If I had a nickel for every time a chick I liked was fucking someone else... I would never masterbate.
    Because you'd be asphyxiated by change?

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    I don't think he has pockets so he would have troubles masterbating and holding all of his nickels
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    Don't you fret, little guy. A few more heartbreaks and you'll be able to afford those pockets.

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    Of course, then you won't have any nickels to put in them. You'll be like a one-man autoerotic Gift of the Magi.

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    so i want to create a match.com profile in an effort to meet men interested in having a relationship that eventually includes children. or at least people who can afford to go to dinner with me. any tips for how to create my profile? i tend to make a lot of jokes and avoid describing myself. i also tend to pic pictures where i am having fun as opposed to looking sexy.
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    Try to be genuine and be honest with what you want.

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    I think the "fun" pictures are a good idea.

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    i do get a lot of messages about my pics being different from what people normally see. i just know the pics i like don't always equate to what men like.

    and i want to be honest, but i have a feeling posting "my doctor said after my fourth surgery in two years that i need to decide if i want kids or not" will scare people off. i just don't know how to say that i want kids within the next few years without sounding scary
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    Well, it will sound scary to some guys, but certainly there are men in your age range who are on that site hoping to find someone to create a family with in the next couple of years as well.

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    that is true. i also want to be clear that i want to take time to get to know someone first i guess. this all feels kinda awkward to discuss. but i guess i have never felt like i had choices with dating. more like "wow, this person actually wants to spend time with me! lock that shit down!"
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    You are so adorable that I think if you are just honest and write what you really want on your profile you will have loads of great responses. Good luck!!!
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    You're a dick, Randy.

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    Been lurking of late, couldn't help but mention the blatantly obvious: Vigo has a new alias? Packer?

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    Yes.

    A few weeks ago in tinychat -- and now fuck, I can't remember who was in there with me, Vigo asked if we wanted to pull a prank on the message board. What's the prank, I asked, thinking he had at the very least a skeletal outline of something 'funny' that could rival the hilarious prank he and birdie pulled about him getting punched in the nose. Nope. He wanted me to come up with the prank.

    (I'm still working on what it might be).

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    first message is in all caps from a guy with bad facial hair talking about no drama. already regretting my decision.
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    what kind of facial hair are we talking about here? GOATEE? BAD STACHE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    first message is in all caps from a guy with bad facial hair talking about no drama. already regretting my decision.
    It seems like women on dating sites have to put up with an inordnate amount of stupidity. This girl I am talking to right now mentions her name five times in her profile and writes "you should message me if you remember my name". I think one of the reasons she's responded to me is that I am one of the elite few who remembered her name (or read her profile in the first place)

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    A close friend lists herself as bi, and gets the "wanna have a threesome?" message at least twice a day. Just that and nothing more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Try to be genuine and be honest with what you want.
    Hows that worked out for you on platforms other than Tinder?

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    Quote Originally Posted by superfan View Post
    Hows that worked out for you on platforms other than Tinder?
    Well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Yes.

    A few weeks ago in tinychat -- and now fuck, I can't remember who was in there with me
    It was you, me Vigo and one other, Patrick maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    You're a dick, Randy.
    I'm just saying, if that's not already a site, it should be.
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    over one hundred various responses, but only one person seems interesting and he is "not sure" about kids. i feel like i wasted my money.

    and bad facial hair was a goatee.
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    Good luck Ivy! Don't make dating sites your only option. Go out and have fun.. Hopefully you'll meet a friend of a friend that's perfect for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    over one hundred various responses, but only one person seems interesting and he is "not sure" about kids. i feel like i wasted my money.

    and bad facial hair was a goatee.
    I had good luck with eHarmony...that is where Alicia and I met.

    I did a trial of match.com prior to joining eHarmony, but didn't think it did a good job of finding the best matches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    It was you, me Vigo and one other, Patrick maybe?
    It was me. Have you come up with a plan, Gue?

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    This is amazing.
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    I'd like the board's general concensus please.
    My ex and I are still in constant communication because were sharing our dog. We still have friends in the same circles, and while it's easier to deal with the dog stuff when things are amiable, I don't consider him my friend. We're polite and cordial when we see each other at a gathering for example, but I can't say "friends" in a true sense. And were both seeing other people, and trying to move on in our own way. But getting distance from him in my life has been difficult.

    He asked me yesterday if I would remain his "in case of emergency" person in his phone and at work since he has no family here and I know his mom in Australia, and know who all his different friends are that would need to be notified if something happened to him. There was a part of me that hesitated because I don't want my life any further tangled with him than it already is, but I caved and said fine thinking it wasn't really any harm, even though it makes me feel like it's just another thing that ties us together.

    Did I do the wrong thing by allowing him to continue relying on me? Or is this just a harmless request?
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    I don't think this is a significant escalation, especially if you are going to continue sharing a dog. Because as long as you share that dog you are never going to get much distance.

    This acknowledges a history but it's not like he's going to introduce you around/show you off as "my emergency contact". It's an impersonal form that hopefully will not ever matter.

    If you are both on Facebook I would want to be friends with him but have my default settings so he can't see my posts and unfollow him so I don't see his posts. Thus you have as much distance as possible but if the worst would happen you have a way of investigating his life, seeing if he was still in contact with the friends you know. Alternatively you could have him send a one-time email of contact information that you mark read without reading and file it away.
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