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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    tell
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
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    telll, fuhh that bishh for playing with your bois heart

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    Quote Originally Posted by dillycup View Post
    telll, fuhh that bishh for playing with your bois heart
    I know. I told him but she is my friend too and I told her she needs to tell him that her feelings werent as strong; she said she would do it soon but I felt compelled to be the one to break the news.
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    Smooches. =)

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    Let her tell.

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    tell that bitch to tell. fucking selfish pussy she is.
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    You all are making some serious assumptions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    To tell or not?
    I have a friend that likes this girl; the girl told him that she wants to take things slow and see where it develops. She now has a boyfriend but has not told my friend that there is no chance in hell. I wanna tell my friend cause he keeps asking me if she asks about him (my friend is away for a couple of months).

    What say you?
    She has a boyfriend but she wants to take things slow with your friend? Tell your friend to wait until she is single, if she's exploring options with another guy but not breaking up with her boyfriend, WTF?
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    If I were to make assumptions, it sounds like he and she had some connections and she said let's take it slow, but then he left and she found somebody else.

    If that's the case, then let her tell. If she's a "selfish pussy," then balls out . . . you should go ahead and tell.
    Last edited by algunz; 05-28-2014 at 10:24 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    She has a boyfriend but she wants to take things slow with your friend? Tell your friend to wait until she is single, if she's exploring options with another guy but not breaking up with her boyfriend, WTF?
    These things are always so complicated so here it is:
    Both of them were single a month back, she had feelings for him, him for her, and they both agreed to take things slow and see where it develops. She starts talking to other guy and develops stronger feelings for him. SHe tells me this two weeks ago and that there is no feelings for my friend; i tell her to tell my friend soon and she says she will. Today I find her boyfriend hugging up on her and afterwards she tells me that they are dating. I tell her to tell my friend, and she promises to do it before the week is over.....i beat her to the punch
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    Smooches. =)

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    What kind of two timing succubilious vagina could it have taken to confuse and manipulate you two geniuses into this convoluted and hateful love triangle. You better do something unthinkably stupid for our sex you dumb dumb nightmare.

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    Sounds like her boyfriend is beating everyone to the lunch.

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    That was a spellcheck not a cunnulingus

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    The story checks out, particularly if the friend is in her 7th period math class and the new boyfriend is in her 4th period history class.

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    She should just fuck both of these fools and blow their minds.

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    Maybe they'll go away.

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    The boyfriend had enough sense to make it herstory and not history. The kid in math class just couldn't add it all up.

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    Okay I'll stop.

    9/21 - Arsis @ New Royal Dive
    10/28 - Tycho @ North Park Theatre
    10/30 - The Rural Alberta Advantage @ Soda Bar
    11/4 - United Nations @ Los Globos
    11/12 - DFA 1979 @ House Of Blues
    11/14 - The Presets @ North Park Theatre
    11/29 - Cake @ Del Mar

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    If I had a nickel for every time a chick I liked was fucking someone else... I would never masterbate.

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    Ohhh I just heard a good one:

    No one will ever say a guy is hung like a giraffe, unless his cock was colored yellow with black spots on it, in which case it doesn't matter because he doesn't have much time to live.

    Hahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packer View Post
    Sounds like her boyfriend is beating everyone to the lunch.
    Yeah, its done and over with now so alls shitty that ends shitty.
    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Smooches. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    Yeah, its done and over with now so alls shitty that ends shitty.
    Whenever I'm feeling low, I just like to think of Roy Orbison fucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packer View Post
    If I had a nickel for every time a chick I liked was fucking someone else... I would never masterbate.
    Because you'd be asphyxiated by change?

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    I don't think he has pockets so he would have troubles masterbating and holding all of his nickels
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    Don't you fret, little guy. A few more heartbreaks and you'll be able to afford those pockets.

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    Of course, then you won't have any nickels to put in them. You'll be like a one-man autoerotic Gift of the Magi.

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    so i want to create a match.com profile in an effort to meet men interested in having a relationship that eventually includes children. or at least people who can afford to go to dinner with me. any tips for how to create my profile? i tend to make a lot of jokes and avoid describing myself. i also tend to pic pictures where i am having fun as opposed to looking sexy.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Try to be genuine and be honest with what you want.

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    I think the "fun" pictures are a good idea.

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    i do get a lot of messages about my pics being different from what people normally see. i just know the pics i like don't always equate to what men like.

    and i want to be honest, but i have a feeling posting "my doctor said after my fourth surgery in two years that i need to decide if i want kids or not" will scare people off. i just don't know how to say that i want kids within the next few years without sounding scary
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    Well, it will sound scary to some guys, but certainly there are men in your age range who are on that site hoping to find someone to create a family with in the next couple of years as well.

    11/20: The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore
    11/21: DJ Harvey @ PW
    11/24: mr. Gnome @ Bottom of the Hill
    11/25: DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist @ Fox Theater Oakland
    11/28: Dixon @ TBA
    12/1: Angel Olsen, Kevin Morby @ GAMH
    12/4: Avi Buffalo @ Brick and Mortar
    12/6: Dream Police @ Brick and Mortar
    12/11: tUnE-yArDs, Cibo Matto @ Fox Theater Oakland
    12/12: Ancient Methods @ Mercer
    12/13: RRose, Carlos Souffrant @ TBA
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar

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