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    had an asian budtender serve my medicine today who wore a bikini top covering up soft, squishy b-cup breasts. Her stomach was large and protruding outwards with a shiny ornament in her navel. After purchase she gave me a wax concentration bong rip inside the store which later on made me very horny. Massaged myself up & down thinking about many I've been intimate with and ones I've wanted to. Including the budtender.

    Could that have been PF?
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    No. PF walks stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lehorne View Post
    thought so, but anyone else (not sure if I believe that guy)?
    im a whitey. sorry to burst your fantasy buddy. why does it matter?
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    unfortunately it just does this time. And sometimes impatience is the best way to get laid.

    Plan to go back next Friday to buy a few prerolls ($5 each) from her and describe exactly what happened while horny post-wax hit the prior week. Details of her body under the clothes awaiting the spread eagle missionary position I had entered her in mentally. The warmth, the glove-like feeling. Either she gets wet or I get kicked out.
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    Probably the latter.
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    Maybe both.

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    Hey Ron, did you pull your shirt out and mock them for not having any boobs? Nah, you like that shit.

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    To tell or not?
    I have a friend that likes this girl; the girl told him that she wants to take things slow and see where it develops. She now has a boyfriend but has not told my friend that there is no chance in hell. I wanna tell my friend cause he keeps asking me if she asks about him (my friend is away for a couple of months).

    What say you?
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    Tell.
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    tell
    .................................................. ..............
    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    telll, fuhh that bishh for playing with your bois heart

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    Quote Originally Posted by dillycup View Post
    telll, fuhh that bishh for playing with your bois heart
    I know. I told him but she is my friend too and I told her she needs to tell him that her feelings werent as strong; she said she would do it soon but I felt compelled to be the one to break the news.
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    Smooches. =)

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    Let her tell.

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    tell that bitch to tell. fucking selfish pussy she is.
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    You all are making some serious assumptions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    To tell or not?
    I have a friend that likes this girl; the girl told him that she wants to take things slow and see where it develops. She now has a boyfriend but has not told my friend that there is no chance in hell. I wanna tell my friend cause he keeps asking me if she asks about him (my friend is away for a couple of months).

    What say you?
    She has a boyfriend but she wants to take things slow with your friend? Tell your friend to wait until she is single, if she's exploring options with another guy but not breaking up with her boyfriend, WTF?
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    If I were to make assumptions, it sounds like he and she had some connections and she said let's take it slow, but then he left and she found somebody else.

    If that's the case, then let her tell. If she's a "selfish pussy," then balls out . . . you should go ahead and tell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    She has a boyfriend but she wants to take things slow with your friend? Tell your friend to wait until she is single, if she's exploring options with another guy but not breaking up with her boyfriend, WTF?
    These things are always so complicated so here it is:
    Both of them were single a month back, she had feelings for him, him for her, and they both agreed to take things slow and see where it develops. She starts talking to other guy and develops stronger feelings for him. SHe tells me this two weeks ago and that there is no feelings for my friend; i tell her to tell my friend soon and she says she will. Today I find her boyfriend hugging up on her and afterwards she tells me that they are dating. I tell her to tell my friend, and she promises to do it before the week is over.....i beat her to the punch
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    Smooches. =)

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    What kind of two timing succubilious vagina could it have taken to confuse and manipulate you two geniuses into this convoluted and hateful love triangle. You better do something unthinkably stupid for our sex you dumb dumb nightmare.

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    Sounds like her boyfriend is beating everyone to the lunch.

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    That was a spellcheck not a cunnulingus

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    The story checks out, particularly if the friend is in her 7th period math class and the new boyfriend is in her 4th period history class.

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    She should just fuck both of these fools and blow their minds.

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    Maybe they'll go away.

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    The boyfriend had enough sense to make it herstory and not history. The kid in math class just couldn't add it all up.

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    Okay I'll stop.

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    If I had a nickel for every time a chick I liked was fucking someone else... I would never masterbate.

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    Ohhh I just heard a good one:

    No one will ever say a guy is hung like a giraffe, unless his cock was colored yellow with black spots on it, in which case it doesn't matter because he doesn't have much time to live.

    Hahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packer View Post
    Sounds like her boyfriend is beating everyone to the lunch.
    Yeah, its done and over with now so alls shitty that ends shitty.
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    Smooches. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    Yeah, its done and over with now so alls shitty that ends shitty.
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