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    I use to try to cover dating costs more often because I felt it was my job since I made more money and considered myself an independent woman. I also have a lot more expenses though, and would spend money I shouldn't because I wanted to go out and felt bad about having the guy pay. I went to pay a tab the other day and had to think a lot harder about how much to tip than I should have. I realized it had been several months since I had paid a tab. I felt bad for a minute. I think it should just depend on who has more "extra" money at the time.
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    Yeah I haven't really stressed about it, except she did treat to me a really nice oyster bar, the bartender even handed me the check directly and then she snatched it claiming that because I drove us around a state park all day that she should cover it. I would have protested but it was a pretty hefty bill so I just resigned in my head to get her next time, or to just sex her up later that night cause I'm just an object like that now I guess.
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    She wanted to treat you. Learn to accept it graciously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzlefry View Post
    Yeah I haven't really stressed about it, except she did treat to me a really nice oyster bar, the bartender even handed me the check directly and then she snatched it claiming that because I drove us around a state park all day that she should cover it. I would have protested but it was a pretty hefty bill so I just resigned in my head to get her next time, or to just sex her up later that night cause I'm just an object like that now I guess.
    She pays for your oysters. You eat her clams without question. That's the deal.

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    I want to see psychic friend's appearance if haven't already. Is she asian?
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    Like, the Asianest.
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    thought so, but anyone else (not sure if I believe that guy)?
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    She wanted to treat you. Learn to accept it graciously.
    Sexy times aren't gracious?

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    She pays for your oysters. You eat her clams without question. That's the deal.
    You're just...a terrible person
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    inward as well as outward grace.

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    can I say I'm back in the bone zone?
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    You're just...a terrible person
    I'm really a romantic, so to see your reaction to my crude joke being that gives me hope that your relationship is something much more worthwhile than a meaningless throw.

    On topic, don't let the social constructs of gender roles or playing into a reversal of them trip you up. Money means nothing to some people, so in her mind, the gesture of you driving around with her in itself had equal value to the meal. Instead of thinking in terms of dollar signs, consider the cost of effort and time. Oh, and maybe she just really likes you and hopes that by showing no stress in her paying, it sends you the message that it's a serious/trustworthy relationship you've gotten yourself into.

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    can I say I'm back in the bone zone?
    passivetheory?

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    he doesn't live AZ.
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    Ahh so what you are saying is that it was definitely an AZ boardie... Whatever the case, git it, sister!

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    spill it, amy. inquiring minds, etc etc.

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    No, I meant passivetheory doesn't live in AZ. It's an okcupid guy, and I'm afraid of spilling too much anymore in case he ever finds out. I told you all too much about my french guy after all.
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    But I'm afraid if I don't find someone already into bdsm, I'm going to get labeled as a freak. :/
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    did this guy take your whole fist too

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    He is not into butts. or fisting. As far as I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    But I'm afraid if I don't find someone already into bdsm, I'm going to get labeled as a freak. :/
    Wait, you're into BDSM?

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    I can live without fisting. A guy has to know how to do it before I want it to be done.
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    had an asian budtender serve my medicine today who wore a bikini top covering up soft, squishy b-cup breasts. Her stomach was large and protruding outwards with a shiny ornament in her navel. After purchase she gave me a wax concentration bong rip inside the store which later on made me very horny. Massaged myself up & down thinking about many I've been intimate with and ones I've wanted to. Including the budtender.

    Could that have been PF?
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    No. PF walks stairs.

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    thought so, but anyone else (not sure if I believe that guy)?
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    unfortunately it just does this time. And sometimes impatience is the best way to get laid.

    Plan to go back next Friday to buy a few prerolls ($5 each) from her and describe exactly what happened while horny post-wax hit the prior week. Details of her body under the clothes awaiting the spread eagle missionary position I had entered her in mentally. The warmth, the glove-like feeling. Either she gets wet or I get kicked out.
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    Probably the latter.
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    Maybe both.

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    Hey Ron, did you pull your shirt out and mock them for not having any boobs? Nah, you like that shit.

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    To tell or not?
    I have a friend that likes this girl; the girl told him that she wants to take things slow and see where it develops. She now has a boyfriend but has not told my friend that there is no chance in hell. I wanna tell my friend cause he keeps asking me if she asks about him (my friend is away for a couple of months).

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    Tell.
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