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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    In all fairness though, divorcees can go either way. I was crushin pretty hard on this divorced chick for awhile but her head wasnt in the game. It was impossible to establish anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by nerdtram View Post
    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    What do you mean "go either way?" Are you trying to say that not all divorced women want to sleep with every guy they meet, and that this should be noted in "all fairness?"

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    I think they are making the very astute observation that one woman who is a divorcee might not necessarily be like another woman who is also a divorcee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    you must have a tiny dick. everyone knows that the way you break that black cloud and let the sun shine in is with a big dick.
    I got the latter I am very certain, 1000% confident at that. Another problemo that killed it was finding out through the grapevine that she was recently with this scuzzy guy my friends know and I'm not picking up that guy's trash for sure.

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    Good call, you don't want to have sex with a woman who has sex with people.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    bourgeois: 2. marked by a concern for material interests and respectability and a tendency toward mediocrity
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    In all fairness though, divorcees can go either way. I was crushin pretty hard on this divorced chick for awhile but her head wasnt in the game. It was impossible to establish anything.
    This divorcee's style was weird. From the way she described her failed marriage (info she volunteered I should add) it was a combo of the guy leaving for another woman, her not caring either way about it and looking back on her marriage as something she wasn't even into when it was together. That tells me she doesn't know what she is doing with her life and I didn't want to get involved with that.

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    Pablomoney, you are sure working hard to make excuses for not fucking that woman.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Good call, you don't want to have sex with a woman who has sex with people.
    I'm a germaphobe. I'll seriously not have sex with a woman if I actually know the name and face behind the dick that has been in her in the past and the guy gives me STD vibes.

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    She doesn't know what she's doing with her life in the present, because in the past she entered into a marital union with someone she wasn't really into. Okay.

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    I'm not too great at the open-minded/non-judgemental thing, so yeaaaaah. Here's to becoming an asshole hermit.

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    I feel like we've met you before.

    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
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    It's Icey's doppelgänger

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    I was gonna say. Icey, this is your fate, if you don't take control of your own destiny.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    No, not like "you remind me of another, different boardie." Something much more...sinister.

    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
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    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
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    I forgot how everyone nitpicks every word here and extrapolates the worst intentions imaginable. I just meant that some divorcees are emotionally unavailable and no matter what you do for them they don't really see the intentions behind the actions.
    Quote Originally Posted by nerdtram View Post
    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    No, not like "you remind me of another, different boardie." Something much more...sinister.
    Our own schadenfreude, perhaps.

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    Shaddup Vigo.

    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    I am absolutely emotionally available. I'll dump a whole shit ton of emotion all over you.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    I just meant that some divorcees are emotionally unavailable and no matter what you do for them they don't really see the intentions behind the actions.
    So divorcees are just like other people. Got it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    I forgot how everyone nitpicks every word here and extrapolates the worst intentions imaginable.
    that's part of the fun. Helps weeds out the unstable, most of them anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    I forgot how everyone nitpicks every word here and extrapolates the worst intentions imaginable. I just meant that some divorcees are emotionally unavailable and no matter what you do for them they don't really see the intentions behind the actions.
    what you call "nitpicking" and "extrapolation" others view as "challenging superficial facile prejudices poorly hidden in common attitudes and language".
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I came out of my marriage EXTREEEMELY horny. Jus sayin.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    what you call "nitpicking" and "extrapolation" others view as "challenging superficial facile prejudices poorly hidden in common attitudes and language".
    Touche
    Quote Originally Posted by nerdtram View Post
    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Amy, you're on a roll today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Icey have you finally slammed your manmeat into some juicy tang, or are you still yankin and dreamin?
    Tom using the words manmeat and juicy tang is awesome...

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    I am absolutely emotionally available. I'll dump a whole shit ton of emotion all over you.
    Hahaha.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    Amy, you're on a roll today.
    She wishes she was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I came out of my marriage EXTREEEMELY horny. Jus sayin.
    This has been my experience with dating a recent divorcee. She's also fifteen years older than me too though so that might have something to do with it as well. On that note, what are people's experiences with dating somebody who is clearly in a higher income bracket than you? Give me the dirt.
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    Should it matter that she makes a lot more money? It doesn't change how you date, or at least it shouldn't IMO. I've dated guys that make considerably less than me but we still go Dutch or take turns paying for dinners out and such.
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