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    Going back on okcupid makes me happy I'm a girl. easy peasy.
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    This is the human mating ritual, plus I find that I do better with emotionless relationships than ones where I actually catch feelings.
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Stop making excuses.

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    I found I had a lot more success after I wrote a thoughtful/brief paragraph about myself. If you're not fat be sure to include some pics that show your whole body, I won't swipe right on someone who only has portriat shots.

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    Did the thoughtful paragraph include the phrase "no fat chicks"?
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Show us your thoughtful paragraph so I can plagiarize it
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Try the Costanza approach: "I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    Did the thoughtful paragraph include the phrase "no fat chicks"?
    That is in fact the entirety of the thoughtful paragraph.

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    I don't mind chubby dudes, as long as they're not 300 lbs or something.
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    chubby is a very subjective term. I consider myself chubby and im 190
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Are you short?
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    I dated a "curvier" girl last year and was still attracted to her, it's not something I rule out entirely but I am generally more attracted to someone who's in shape. Obviously it's a case by case thing.

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    5'10/5'11
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Not chubby.
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    Icey have you finally slammed your manmeat into some juicy tang, or are you still yankin and dreamin?

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    I'm always envious of my friends in larger metropolitan cities because whenever they break up with their significant others, jumping into a new one is as easy as logging back onto okcupid. The local suburban demo around me doesn't allow that. I'd estimate 95% of the women in my area consider "a few extra pounds" to be "athletic." I went out to dinner with my top match, but my interest fizzled when she revealed she has already been divorced, not divulged in her profile. Major white lies seem to be of the norm in my local okcupid experience, which is why I don't use it, which means my relationship life has been dead for quite some time.

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    stop being a pussy and fuck the divorcee.

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    She reminded me of Eeyore. Not physically, but just the whole black cloud of negativity over her head and the type of sarcastic personality that comes off as spiteful instead of funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablomoney View Post
    She reminded me of Eeyore. Not physically, but just the whole black cloud of negativity over her head and the type of sarcastic personality that comes off as spiteful instead of funny.
    you must have a tiny dick. everyone knows that the way you break that black cloud and let the sun shine in is with a big dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    you must have a tiny dick. everyone knows that the way you break that black cloud and let the sun shine in is with a big dick.
    QFT
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    In all fairness though, divorcees can go either way. I was crushin pretty hard on this divorced chick for awhile but her head wasnt in the game. It was impossible to establish anything.
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    What do you mean "go either way?" Are you trying to say that not all divorced women want to sleep with every guy they meet, and that this should be noted in "all fairness?"

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    I think they are making the very astute observation that one woman who is a divorcee might not necessarily be like another woman who is also a divorcee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    you must have a tiny dick. everyone knows that the way you break that black cloud and let the sun shine in is with a big dick.
    I got the latter I am very certain, 1000% confident at that. Another problemo that killed it was finding out through the grapevine that she was recently with this scuzzy guy my friends know and I'm not picking up that guy's trash for sure.

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    Good call, you don't want to have sex with a woman who has sex with people.

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    bourgeois: 2. marked by a concern for material interests and respectability and a tendency toward mediocrity

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    In all fairness though, divorcees can go either way. I was crushin pretty hard on this divorced chick for awhile but her head wasnt in the game. It was impossible to establish anything.
    This divorcee's style was weird. From the way she described her failed marriage (info she volunteered I should add) it was a combo of the guy leaving for another woman, her not caring either way about it and looking back on her marriage as something she wasn't even into when it was together. That tells me she doesn't know what she is doing with her life and I didn't want to get involved with that.

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    Pablomoney, you are sure working hard to make excuses for not fucking that woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Good call, you don't want to have sex with a woman who has sex with people.
    I'm a germaphobe. I'll seriously not have sex with a woman if I actually know the name and face behind the dick that has been in her in the past and the guy gives me STD vibes.

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