Page 480 of 496 FirstFirst ... 475476477478479480481482483484485 ... LastLast
Results 14,371 to 14,400 of 14858

Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

  1. #14371

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    She spends a lot of time watching Vietnamese and Chinese soap operas.

  2. #14372
    Member Sheldorrr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2013
    Location
    Denvarroooo
    Posts
    601

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    A girl that I dated last summer just told me that she got engaged. I'm happy for her, but this is a weird feeling.
    I kinda know how you feel. This girl broke up with her boyfriend and we went out a few times, obviously not super consequential. We had been friends for three or four years but never more than just friends. Anyways her and her BF split and she confesses she would like to date me, so we try it and decide it's not for us. She married him legit like 2 months later. I got a picture from a friend at their wedding (I wasn't invited) with the caption "OMG SHE'S WEARING WHITE! WASN'T SHE CUMMING ALL OVER YOUR DICK LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO!?". She blocked me on facebook when I asked her how law school was going...............
    CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FL8IWFxMU

  3. #14373

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    "OMG SHE'S WEARING WHITE! WASN'T SHE CUMMING ALL OVER YOUR DICK LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO!?"
    Unless this happened at summer camp I don't think you know how i feel.

  4. #14374
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,690

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    so the friend was texting this white dress pic from the victorian era?
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  5. #14375

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    A friend stumbled upon this profile on PlentyofFish today

    About Me
    First go on fb and like my organization page House of Barbs...come on and support us full-figured women.

    I sing and dance I love hard and im me pidd. Thought I might add this I dont need any looking a** ***** on my page. If u dont like what u c keep it moving. I love me every pound of me and trust me getting a ***** was never a problem. This site is for fun if I meet someone cool if I dont thats cool too but ur opinion doesn't reflect how I feel about me. Im fabulous with attitude that looks terrific. What does that spell? Fat and guess what I ain't mad so y are u grow the f*** up. Did I mention pretty hot and terrific. Phat u didn't know well u just learned... (No looking a** b****a**n**** welcomed..

  6. #14376
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    23,999

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    She spends a lot of time watching Vietnamese and Chinese soap operas.
    Oh. That explains it, then.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

  7. #14377
    Coachella Junkie stinkbutt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    9,732

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    So she assumes the women in these soap operas are happier because they have been with a circumcised dude? WHAT THE FART ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ICEY?!?
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

  8. #14378

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    ur not fat anymore stop looking at fat girl's profiles

  9. #14379
    Coachella Junkie SoulDischarge's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Vampire State Building
    Posts
    16,252

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    yay for foreskin!
    Foreskin for the win is a much catchier slogan.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

  10. #14380
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Zenith, Winnemac
    Posts
    41,040

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    "OMG SHE'S WEARING WHITE! WASN'T SHE CUMMING ALL OVER YOUR DICK LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO!?"
    seriously? do people still expect brides to be virgins?

  11. #14381
    Member Sheldorrr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2013
    Location
    Denvarroooo
    Posts
    601

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    seriously? do people still expect brides to be virgins?
    I don't know what her (the girl who sent it to me) expectations were. I know she was a double major in anthropology and women's studies and probably one of the most vocal feminists I know. I don't agree with the patriarchal paradigm implications of the text (she probably doesn't either), however I thought it was the type of hilariously crass thing this message board might appreciate.
    CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FL8IWFxMU

  12. #14382
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Zenith, Winnemac
    Posts
    41,040

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    patriarchal paradigm implications are ok so long as they're ironic

  13. #14383
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    23,999

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I guess the problem, though, is that message your friend sent you wasn't hilariously crass. It was just fucking stupid.
    Last edited by guedita; 04-16-2014 at 01:43 PM.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

  14. #14384

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I guess the problem, though, is that message your friend sent you wasn't hilariously crass. It was just fucking stupid.
    Was it more or less fucking stupid than the women on TV?

  15. #14385
    Member Sheldorrr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2013
    Location
    Denvarroooo
    Posts
    601

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    patriarchal paradigm implications are ok so long as they're ironic
    To some; I have many-a anthro teacher who would be pretty upset either way.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I guess the problem, though, is that message your friend sent you wasn't hilariously crass. It was just fucking stupid.
    I knew you would think so, sorry.
    CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FL8IWFxMU

  16. #14386
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    23,999

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    My ex-boyfriend is upset that I told him I did not give a shit about and would not watch a 5 minute video he made of his friend's surprise birthday party for a film editing class he's taking.

    "I don't even know anyone in the video. I don't need to watch a video of strangers I don't give a shit about wishing another stranger happy birthday."

    "Well no one in my film class knew who they were and they all LOVED IT! And it's not just wishing him happy birthday. There's also shots of us all dancing."

    "It sounds fucking terrible."

    "Forget it. Why do I even bother with you?"

    "Same question."

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

  17. #14387
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    21,641

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Doesn't he have plenty of other people to annoy with that? Why would he ever think it made sense to ask his ex?

  18. #14388
    old school JorgeC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Ontario
    Posts
    3,521

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    how long have you been broken up?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Which healthcare provider will euthanize you the fastest as a service to society?
    12/21 Dillon Francis @Shrine - 12/27 IAMX @Complex - 12/31 IAMX @Slims - 1/3 Foxygen @Roxy - 1/4 Buddy Nielsen @Constellation Room - 1/14 Run The Jewels @Regent

  19. #14389
    old school ThatGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    4,253

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    My ex and a date randomly showed up where my current date and I have been hanging out at lately.. a totally obscure music venue he would have no reason to show up at had he not heard through the grapevine we were hanging out in there. He has never been in there before or when I was with him and had no other reason to show up there except to either spy or have me see him "on a date". He doesn't even like that type of music. So annoying.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

  20. #14390
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    23,999

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    2.5 years. And look, my other ex boyfriend does a bunch of artwork, but has the good sense to only try and share it with me if it involves a cat he's photographed.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

  21. #14391
    Member Corona89's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    So-Cal
    Posts
    469

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Those ex boyfriends are a bunch of cans.

  22. #14392

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Tinder is pretty amazing. Or made for a pretty amazing weekend anyway.

  23. #14393
    Coachella Junkie SoulDischarge's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Vampire State Building
    Posts
    16,252

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Aw that's cute. Straight people are enjoying casual online hook ups.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

  24. #14394

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I also think it's cute when I see two married men have a baby together

  25. #14395
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    21,641

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Tinder is pretty amazing. Or made for a pretty amazing weekend anyway.
    Did you lose it? On a Tinder?!

  26. #14396
    old school HotHamWater's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    A thematic narrative
    Posts
    2,698

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I've been in the mood for something casual, after things didn't quite work with the most recent woman a few weeks ago. So I signed up for Tinder last weekend, and it already paid dividends a few days later. That was surprising, as I don't live in a big city like LA or New York. Tinder feels primal and degrading, but fuck it. There's nothing wrong with strange consensual sex and this is a good tool for that.

  27. #14397

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Tinder is pretty amazing. Or made for a pretty amazing weekend anyway.
    So which picture of a girl at Lacma did you decide on?

  28. #14398
    Member MoSetsfire's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Dallas, TX
    Posts
    567

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I have had zero luck with tinder. I might be too ugly for it. I use OKC
    Quote Originally Posted by nerdtram View Post
    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

  29. #14399
    Member clleadz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    San Francisco / London
    Posts
    536

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I think the Tinder success depends on a lot on the local demographic (surprise, surprise.) It's very much a female buyers market in SF - every swipe right is a match for them, but a bit of persistence pays off
    11/28 - Dixon - Secret
    12/5 - Gareth Emery - SLS Vegas
    12/6 - Heart - House of Blues, Las Vegas
    12/12 - Cat Stevens - Masonic Center
    4/17-4/19 - Coachella weekend 2

  30. #14400
    Member MoSetsfire's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Dallas, TX
    Posts
    567

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Denver's nickname is Menver, the ratio isn't favorable. Plus, the girls up here for the most part just aren't my type. Texas girls are the thing I miss the most about home
    Quote Originally Posted by nerdtram View Post
    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 41
    Last Post: 11-27-2012, 09:11 PM
  2. The Coachella Message Board Thread Index Thread
    By SoulDischarge in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 06-30-2011, 08:35 PM
  3. Replies: 183
    Last Post: 10-04-2009, 12:12 AM
  4. Warrior Queen rubs one out on stage
    By SubBass49 in forum Line Up/Artists
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 04-19-2009, 10:27 AM
  5. Thread in which you talk to me about speed dating.
    By TommyboyUNM in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 134
    Last Post: 12-11-2008, 09:39 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •