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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Have you done any hate-jacking?
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    You should have married her, taken her to pound town for a few weeks. Then got divorced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Have you done any hate-jacking?
    grudge-jerking
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Have you done any hate-jacking?
    2 times a day, 6 days a week. I abstain on the Sabbath

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    Speaking of the Sabbath, both of the last two girls I was with told me I was their first uncut guy. One of them was legitimately confused until I explained it.

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    yay for foreskin!
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    if someone is waiting until marriage to have sex, a speedy engagement shouldn't be a surprise at all.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I asked her if she was happy and she said "not as much as the women on TV. I am satisfied though"

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    What women on TV? What?

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    She spends a lot of time watching Vietnamese and Chinese soap operas.

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    A girl that I dated last summer just told me that she got engaged. I'm happy for her, but this is a weird feeling.
    I kinda know how you feel. This girl broke up with her boyfriend and we went out a few times, obviously not super consequential. We had been friends for three or four years but never more than just friends. Anyways her and her BF split and she confesses she would like to date me, so we try it and decide it's not for us. She married him legit like 2 months later. I got a picture from a friend at their wedding (I wasn't invited) with the caption "OMG SHE'S WEARING WHITE! WASN'T SHE CUMMING ALL OVER YOUR DICK LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO!?". She blocked me on facebook when I asked her how law school was going...............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    "OMG SHE'S WEARING WHITE! WASN'T SHE CUMMING ALL OVER YOUR DICK LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO!?"
    Unless this happened at summer camp I don't think you know how i feel.

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    so the friend was texting this white dress pic from the victorian era?
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    A friend stumbled upon this profile on PlentyofFish today

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    I sing and dance I love hard and im me pidd. Thought I might add this I dont need any looking a** ***** on my page. If u dont like what u c keep it moving. I love me every pound of me and trust me getting a ***** was never a problem. This site is for fun if I meet someone cool if I dont thats cool too but ur opinion doesn't reflect how I feel about me. Im fabulous with attitude that looks terrific. What does that spell? Fat and guess what I ain't mad so y are u grow the f*** up. Did I mention pretty hot and terrific. Phat u didn't know well u just learned... (No looking a** b****a**n**** welcomed..

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    She spends a lot of time watching Vietnamese and Chinese soap operas.
    Oh. That explains it, then.

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    So she assumes the women in these soap operas are happier because they have been with a circumcised dude? WHAT THE FART ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ICEY?!?
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    ur not fat anymore stop looking at fat girl's profiles

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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    yay for foreskin!
    Foreskin for the win is a much catchier slogan.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    "OMG SHE'S WEARING WHITE! WASN'T SHE CUMMING ALL OVER YOUR DICK LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO!?"
    seriously? do people still expect brides to be virgins?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    seriously? do people still expect brides to be virgins?
    I don't know what her (the girl who sent it to me) expectations were. I know she was a double major in anthropology and women's studies and probably one of the most vocal feminists I know. I don't agree with the patriarchal paradigm implications of the text (she probably doesn't either), however I thought it was the type of hilariously crass thing this message board might appreciate.
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    patriarchal paradigm implications are ok so long as they're ironic
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I guess the problem, though, is that message your friend sent you wasn't hilariously crass. It was just fucking stupid.
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    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I guess the problem, though, is that message your friend sent you wasn't hilariously crass. It was just fucking stupid.
    Was it more or less fucking stupid than the women on TV?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    patriarchal paradigm implications are ok so long as they're ironic
    To some; I have many-a anthro teacher who would be pretty upset either way.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I guess the problem, though, is that message your friend sent you wasn't hilariously crass. It was just fucking stupid.
    I knew you would think so, sorry.
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    My ex-boyfriend is upset that I told him I did not give a shit about and would not watch a 5 minute video he made of his friend's surprise birthday party for a film editing class he's taking.

    "I don't even know anyone in the video. I don't need to watch a video of strangers I don't give a shit about wishing another stranger happy birthday."

    "Well no one in my film class knew who they were and they all LOVED IT! And it's not just wishing him happy birthday. There's also shots of us all dancing."

    "It sounds fucking terrible."

    "Forget it. Why do I even bother with you?"

    "Same question."

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    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
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    Doesn't he have plenty of other people to annoy with that? Why would he ever think it made sense to ask his ex?

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    how long have you been broken up?
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    My ex and a date randomly showed up where my current date and I have been hanging out at lately.. a totally obscure music venue he would have no reason to show up at had he not heard through the grapevine we were hanging out in there. He has never been in there before or when I was with him and had no other reason to show up there except to either spy or have me see him "on a date". He doesn't even like that type of music. So annoying.
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    2.5 years. And look, my other ex boyfriend does a bunch of artwork, but has the good sense to only try and share it with me if it involves a cat he's photographed.

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    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
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    Those ex boyfriends are a bunch of cans.

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