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    I always go to Safeway for my prosciutto memories.
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    I'm a little bit scared for your friend right now.
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    Luckily she's pretty well versed in the art of having to deal with weirdo ex lovers randomly showing up at her domicile and stalking her.

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    "pretty well versed" sounds like she needs to fix her screen door.
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    I know that deep down you felt the same way, but I must accept your reasons for walking away.
    christ what an asshole.
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    He sounds bloody mental.
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    Safeway Prosciutto - second as an aphrodisiac only to Sex Panther. Rawr.
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    Frightening.
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    #4 by far is the creepiest part of all of that.
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    I find it confounding that this guy is able to land any dates at all.

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    Could you make eye contact with your friend after reading about her amaze kegels

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    Could you make eye contact with your friend after reading about her amaze kegels
    Of course.

    Her: "I mean. I HAVE been doing kegel exercises since I was 9."

    Me: "I know. You yelled at me in PE freshman year once about how I needed to start doing them."

    Her: "....and look where they've got me."

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    "...fucking incredible..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyles View Post
    #4 by far is the creepiest part of all of that.
    I disagree. #3 is the creepiest. They had, what, two or three dates? that's psycho stalker stuff right there.

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    They went on a total of 4 dates and one "here's your stuff bye" meeting, and she continuously told him throughout all of the dates that she had recently gotten out of a serious relationship and had no desire to be in another, only wanted casual dating, wanted to sleep around and meet other people.

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    which is why he found it so obvious that she felt he was "the one".
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    I'm perplexed by the $20 AND the Safeway giftcard. I mean, you're just giving her money. Why are you giving her money in two separate forms?


    He probably thought that including a package of prosciutto in the fedex envelope would be TOO WEIRD.

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    maybe he's re-gifting and tried to make it seem thoughtful with the whole "prosciutto" thing?
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    you just made my day. where the fuck is your sitcom money!
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    No money to go out ($20). solves that. but the gift card.....?? is her fridge empty? surely there's a place in the bay to get better prosciutto than safeway.

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    Guedita, I think you and your friend should write an equally fucked up letter back to him that calls him out on all his bullshit, unless of course there is the chance he takes it the wrong way and thinks your friend is simply reaching out to him to get back together. In that case I would just take a poop in an express envelope and send that shit to him, no other reply needed.

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    There's really one lesson to be learned here:

    If you want men to call you back, do your fucking kegels.
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    Amazing.

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    No, I think Sheldorr's onto something.

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    I'm thinking that action item #1 should really be to have some sort of intervention for the friend to prevent her from choosing to go on ONE date with this sort of character in the future, let alone four.
    Correct. I knew she had joined OKC and she had sent me her profile so that I could see it but I hadn't seen her until after she'd gone on date 4. We've implemented a new screening process.

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    But also I kind of want her to continue to have terrible OKC dates that I can write about.

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    Please tell us you have a friend with at least one tinder story, Guedita :-)
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    One of my friends has been using tinder, but I haven't talked to her in a while. The last tinder story she told me about was going to meet a guy at a bar with a patio who took out a blunt, smoked the entire thing (she declined a hit), and then just stared and couldn't think of anything to say. So she left him, just....sitting there.

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    Because if any online dating service has capricious users, it's tinder!
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    She's been perplexed that a lot of the men she's talked to on tindr are not actually DTF.

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