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    What? No. It's my understanding that this tactic works best on insecure chicks.
    I only read the one article but it said the opposite was true. I'll find and post
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    Right, I mean in practice that's who falls for that kind of idiocy.

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    bahahaha

    Haven’t either you or one of your friends ever ignore a guy? Like, not even acknowledge his presence when he tried to talk to you.

    It’s often pretty CRUSHING to the guy’s self-esteem that he isn’t given 10 seconds to acknowledge he’s another human being to talk to and say “hello”. Ignoring a guy completely is much crueler than any neg a guy would dish. (Like, “Hey girl! You have some lint in your hair… look at that.”)
    Yes, it's so crushing for men who expect that as a rule women are contractually obligated to stop whatever they are doing in public and engage in conversation with them to be ignored.

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    i fucking hate the discussion of PUA's, neggers, or whatever it is called. perhaps just like these men, women were just looking to get laid too. so they put up with listening to your masterfully-crafted string of bullshit because they thought you were cute enough to fuck. if i don't think someone is attractive, they aren't going to talk me into fucking them the first night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Yes, it's so crushing for men who expect that as a rule women are contractually obligated to stop whatever they are doing in public and engage in conversation with them to be ignored.
    these are probably the same men who tell women to "smile"
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    these are probably the same men who tell women to "smile"
    Yes. Also, the type of men that, when they perceive that a women isn't totally down with whatever paternalistic life instruction they're trying to give to them, assume that they have "daddy issues."

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    I honestly don't understand what "daddy issues" are supposed to be, even if there was some way to divorce the concept from its usual use as a vaguely sexist insult. Like the concept is that the woman's dad was absent or abusive, and that because of it, the woman now can't navigate adult issues with other men? How Fruedian and ridiculous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    I'm in a long distance relationship (160 miles) and the girl I am with lives with her mom in my home area. I spend half of my time up north staying with her, but it's fucking weird. She is an x-ray tech and makes good money, but her bills and having fun on her days off take up all the extra money she would have to move out. When she goes to work, I pretty much hide out in her basement while her family is upstairs. I've been looking for work in the area, and told her I would get a place with her up here and also be on my lease paying for my spot 160 miles away too, but she doesn't seem interested in it until after the summer is over.
    Why until after summer is over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    I honestly don't understand what "daddy issues" are supposed to be, even if there was some way to divorce the concept from its usual use as a vaguely sexist insult. Like the concept is that the woman's dad was absent or abusive, and that because of it, the woman now can't navigate adult issues with other men? How Fruedian and ridiculous.
    The idea is that women who have scarred, painful relationships (or memories of relationships) with their fathers will either (1) be bitter and angry towards men, or (2) try to 'heal' the relationship by having adult relationships with similarly abusive men or (3) both. Yes of course it is Freudian.

    edit: also, I should clarify, anyone who accuses a woman of having 'daddy issues' without having a solid and complete understanding of her background and psyche, is just an asshole saying more about himself than about the woman.
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    My friend gave another friend his PUA book. The shit that was highlighted in it was HILARIOUS, but also very disturbing. Most of it seems to do with never taking no for an answer. There was one suggestion of having a cab pull over to talk to girls walking on the street. Needless to say none of us really like hanging out with the dude anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Some day I am going to punch one of those dudes in the face.
    You'd better smile when you do it. Then get into the kitchen and make him a sandwich.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    The idea is that women who have scarred, painful relationships (or memories of relationships) with their fathers will either (1) be bitter and angry towards men, or (2) try to 'heal' the relationship by having adult relationships with similarly abusive men or (3) both. Yes of course it is Freudian.
    It's use as a reductive, blanket term for a woman with any type of "issue" (and by 'issue' i mean, ever experiencing, speaking about or reflecting the complexity of being a human in relation to other humans) is the lasting legacy of Loveline w/Dr. Drew Pinksy & Adam Corolla.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    I honestly don't understand what "daddy issues" are supposed to be, even if there was some way to divorce the concept from its usual use as a vaguely sexist insult. Like the concept is that the woman's dad was absent or abusive, and that because of it, the woman now can't navigate adult issues with other men? How Fruedian and ridiculous.
    Yeah I think I'm just over-informed by Freud, Sophocles, Marc Maron etc. I have a lot of issues from my absent father that I think constitute some serious 'daddy issues'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    My friend gave another friend his PUA book. The shit that was highlighted in it was HILARIOUS, but also very disturbing. Most of it seems to do with never taking no for an answer. There was one suggestion of having a cab pull over to talk to girls walking on the street. Needless to say none of us really like hanging out with the dude anymore.
    Taking no for an answer seems to be the crux of the "art form." I mean this guy mailed my friend a letter THREE WEEKS after they last saw eachother WITH HIS COLOGNE ALL OVER IT AND A $20. He obviously assumes it will elicit some sort of response and he'll be back in the game with her. Until he forces her into realizing that he was right all along and she should be so happy that he's paid attention to her at all.

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    I wish you the best of luck in your continued therapy, Sheldurrr.
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    And I certainly didn't mean it as a pejorative blanket statement for any woman who experiences the complexity of human interaction. I am genuinely sorry for both the existence of this usage, as well as what came off as a sexist remark on my part.
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    I wish you the best of luck in your continued therapy, Sheldurrr.
    The 'durrr has spoken. Take it as you will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    It's use as a reductive, blanket term for a woman with any type of "issue" (and by 'issue' i mean, ever experiencing, speaking about or reflecting the complexity of being a human in relation to other humans) is the lasting legacy of Loveline w/Dr. Drew Pinksy & Adam Corolla.
    Pretty sure is was in use before those assholes.

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    I MISS THE LOVELINE OF YORE
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    Hey JD if you need a fishing partner please let me know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    I MISS THE LOVELINE OF YORE


    creep, is the ass that good? sounds like a bunch of trouble.

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    Loveline in high school was fantastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    My friend gave another friend his PUA book. The shit that was highlighted in it was HILARIOUS, but also very disturbing. Most of it seems to do with never taking no for an answer. There was one suggestion of having a cab pull over to talk to girls walking on the street. Needless to say none of us really like hanging out with the dude anymore.
    Yeah that sounds about right for those books. I read one about 2 years ago from a friend and I was laughing in the entire time. It's great for when you are in college and all you want to do is hook up with as many girls as you can. After that though for any guy to continue to do that stuff is really disturbing.
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    Oh, I forgot to mention, the funniest part of this to me is that this guy used to be a Republican political speech writer.
    Was it Ben Stein? I bet it was Ben Stein. He seems like he'd be into the PUA shit.

    Also, how do you people not remember the like 10 pages of talking about PUAs in here awhile back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Loveline in high school was fantastic.
    My "favorite" was the story about the girl who got crabs in the eye when a Chippendale's dancer's underwear/speedo hit her in the face. Granted, it could have been made up, but that seems just a little too weird not to be true. Horrifying.
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    Was it Ben Stein? I bet it was Ben Stein. He seems like he'd be into the PUA shit.
    Pat Buchanan
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    Paul Ryan. Definitely Paul Ryan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
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    My friend brought the letter over last night.

    1. It came in a fedex package that did not have his name on the return label. It said it was from "The Owl," which we later realized was a reference to the poem the "Owl and the Pussycat," which he seems to have thought was "their poem" and their pet names for each other, because my friend had a book of poetry opened to the poem at her house once and he read it.

    2. I don't know what fucking kind of cologne it was, but it was fucking intense. It stunk up my whole apartment. It's as if he drenched the letter in it. She doesn't remember what kind it was either, though he bragged that it was expensive.

    3. Paternalistic bullshit right off the bat: "My grandpa was right, he always said I'd know when I met someone special and I knew it the moment I met you. I know that deep down you felt the same way, but I must accept your reasons for walking away. In the future, I hope you'll be more up front about your dating goals to others. It'll go a long way in avoiding circumstances like ours. I'll chalk it up to an honest mistake on your part. I believe you didn't mean to mislead or hurt me in any way."

    4. Includes a long list of memories they shared together that he'll never forget, including "...your fucking incredible Kegel muscles." AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    5. Begins letter with, "this is the last correspondence you'll ever have from me." Ends letter with, "If you're ever emotionally ready to spend your life with this simple Midwestern guy, I would love to continue our journey."

    6. Package included not only the $20, but also a Safeway gift card (amount unknown!). Because of the memory of eating prosciutto together.

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    Ahahahaha. Jesus fuck.

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