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    amyzz amyzz amyzz
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    Is that your best rutting call?

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    Fine. I'll just assume that because it's an early Sunday morning, you're all waking up from a wicked night out and rolling over to the recipient of last night's affections, with today's reality of WTF was I thinking??? LOL

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    I expect a few "Walk of Shame" tales whenever you guys decide to come slithering back into this thread, God dammit...

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    lol

    I made out briefly with a girl at unnamed club in SF a couple weeks ago, letting her add her number to my phone, and later to facebook. She seems like a really cool girl, but I wonder what the hell I was thinking now. I'm highly impossible, and she's way too nice/ successful. Always let your conscience be your guide.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post
    In Amy's defense, I think the guy who wasn't into her was more for personality/shyness reasons than looks.
    I missed this. He also would have preferred larger breasts.
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    Sounds like a boob anyways

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    What are people's thoughts/experiences on Tinder? I've had mixed results so far. I've been using it since about March or so, but I'm finding that the majority of my matches are guys who are only in town for brief periods of time. I always end up with foreigners in real life, so I shouldn't be too surprised by this I suppose. I'm also finding that the foreign guys are way more keen to meet up right away, whereas with the local guys it ends up being a bit of chatting without any initiative to meet up in real life.

    Of course, then there are interactions like this one...
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    WTF?

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    I had to look up what Tinder was, and came across this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3689441.html
    I stopped reading at #10.
    #10 sounds fun.

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    So it's basically Plenty of Fish as a phone hookup app?
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    so it's sorta-Grindr for straight people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    so it's sorta-Grindr for straight people?
    Yes. My friend just moved and has been using it and she said it's annoyingly full of limp-dicked men who just want to chat and chat and chat and not ever meet up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    so it's sorta-Grindr for straight people?
    Yeah, that is my impression. My ex was telling me about using it a few weeks ago, and he said that he has had some success. Definitely more casual encounter-oriented, though.

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    Even years ago POF was more of a hookup site for sure. Mainly because it's free, you tend to get more of that type of clientele logging in. The paying sites tend to have more serious relationship seekers.
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    Why does POF have that association but not OKC? Both free.

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    Oh god Tinder is going spread that incurable gonorrhea like a summer california fire.

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    Oh no. I've been chatting to this guy on Tinder for the past couple of days, and we've been having really good conversations, and also have a lot in common (even a mutual friend). I did the mistake of some FB stalking, via our mutual friend, and I think he might have a girlfriend. Unless he hasn't updated his FB in awhile? I'm not exactly sure how to proceed at this point. Ugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amandabomb View Post
    Oh no. I've been chatting to this guy on Tinder for the past couple of days, and we've been having really good conversations, and also have a lot in common (even a mutual friend). I did the mistake of some FB stalking, via our mutual friend, and I think he might have a girlfriend. Unless he hasn't updated his FB in awhile? I'm not exactly sure how to proceed at this point. Ugh.
    Who cares? The gf is his problem to worry about, not yours.
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    just block him and move on.You dont need the drama.
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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    Quote Originally Posted by amandabomb View Post
    Oh no. I've been chatting to this guy on Tinder for the past couple of days, and we've been having really good conversations, and also have a lot in common (even a mutual friend). I did the mistake of some FB stalking, via our mutual friend, and I think he might have a girlfriend. Unless he hasn't updated his FB in awhile? I'm not exactly sure how to proceed at this point. Ugh.
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    obviously.
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    Unprovoked first communication message on a hookup site:

    Hello dude,how are you doing,am a single guy and will like to be your closed friend or serious relationship with you,hope to hear from you soon kiss, Emmanuel
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    You could be his sugar daddy.

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    Hypothetical situation: SO is gone for the week in another state. What's the 'expected,' or even base level, amount of communication?

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    As much as you want to make out of it.

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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    Quote Originally Posted by clleadz View Post
    Hypothetical situation: SO is gone for the week in another state. What's the 'expected,' or even base level, amount of communication?
    It completely depends on your relationship and how often you communicate on a day-to-day basis. Not really any way to answer that without knowing the two of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clleadz View Post
    Hypothetical situation: SO is gone for the week in another state. What's the 'expected,' or even base level, amount of communication?
    How could anyone outside of you know that? Presumably you're an adult, maintain whatever level you're comfortable with.
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    It really depends how frequently you want to hear someone else's balls slapping against her ass in the background of the call.
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    asking vague and needy questions on a saturday morning is fun though

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