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    You got your peepee wet yet, iceey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    You just reminded me I need to get a check-up.
    Yes, everyone please have your parts checked on a regular basis. Safety first!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Sometimes I skim over things without reading them. I have bad reading comprehension, which is why people think I'm stupid all the time.
    .... OH, THAT'S WHY.
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    I think I'm supposed to go in for them to make sure my IUD is still in there right, so I can ask then.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    HEY GUYS, WE JUST FOUND OUT WHY AMY SEEMS STUPID.
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    Yeah, I solved it for you.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I recently responded to a booty text with an "UGH FINE".
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I can only imagine the girthy boner that yields.
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    "I GUESS I'll suck your dick."

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    "I GUESS I'll suck your dick" is like twenty sexy steps elevated above UGH FINE.
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    "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, okay, whatever."
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    I'm pretty sure that was the pinnacle of my personal life and that everything's now on the decline.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    "What, like with my vagina? Fucking hell... yeah, I suppose."
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    "I won't be giving you the courtesy of muting the television while you pound away..Judge Mathis is on."

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    You just reminded me I need to get a check-up.
    I had my appointment this morning. When she asked me if I was sexually active, I asked "How recent is active?" She laughed at me.

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    She laughed near you.

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    No, she laughed at her.
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    I received this OKC message on April 30.

    Quote Originally Posted by stevekent78
    hi Robin. how r u doing? I saw ur profile and i love what i read and saw about you. I was hoping u would like to chat and get to know each other. I know we would get along great. I am very affectionate and i love to please my girl. I have a great sense of humor love to laugh and make u laugh. Im a dork at heart i have a big heart and lots of love and me to give. I love giving massages as well. im all about my girl and ull have my attention. Hope ur having a great day. Take care and cant wait to hear from u.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevekent78
    hi. how r u doing? I saw ur profile and i love what i read and saw about you. I was hoping u would like to chat and get to know each other. I know we would get along great. A little about me...I am very affectionate and i love to please my girl. I have a great sense of humor love to laugh and make u laugh. Im a dork at heart? i have a big heart and lots of love and me to give. I know how to treat a lady. I love giving massages as well. im all about my girl and ull have my attention. Im open minded and open to anything like friendship or more if it leads to that. Hope ur having a great day. Take care and cant wait to hear from u.
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    He couldn't even have spellchecked it?

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    Google image search
    Steve kent Hayward

    Looks like a keeper

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    UGH, yeah. I steer clear of "copy and paste" messages.
    Annnnd I'm kind of a grammar Nazi, so that shit wouldn't fly with me anyways. ^_^

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    Maybe he wants someone who doesn't give a shit about his spelling anyways.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    you ever get this uneasy feeling that everyone of us on this board is actually in Hell?

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    Starraven: HAHAHA
    Amy: dumbest babies ever.

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    So I've been off this board for awhile.

    Someone help me out here.

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    So. My guy broke up with his boyfriend a few months ago and said he wanted to get serious with me, whenever we could manage to move somewhere together, as I've mentioned before. I told him that while his ex was still living near him, I don't mind if they continue being friendly/intimate/whatever because I'm not very possessive and it doesn't make a huge difference to me since we're so far away from each other at the moment. Well, his ex is from my town and I guess he's back here for a couple of months for some reason, and he's on the same phone app for cruising bears that I am. He viewed my profile, so out of curiosity, I viewed his, and it's filled with references to his husband and his 9 year relationship and how he's only looking for friends and hook ups because he's in a committed relationship, which, as easy going as I am, makes me really kind of uncomfortable. I haven't said anything to my guy about it yet, but I don't know if I should. I don't want to feel petulant. And although I know for most people in close, committed relationship this would be a big deal, because we're open and long distance and things are complicated, I'm not so confident in my outrage
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    Archie, my hair is now reddish brown.

    Patrick, you should say something to your man, like...what the fuck?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Patrick,

    i want to say a lot of things about that what an awkward situation that is and what evil things you can do, but i'm sure you've gone thru many of the same things in your mind. Just be straight up with your guy and ask him if he's really broken up with his ex. Would it really matter to you if he was since you guys are in an open relationship or does it bother you more that he (possibly) lied to you to make it seem like he was more available to you and a possible future with you? In either case, i think it will help define what you are to each other a little better.
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    How well do you know that ex? Has he been inactive and ignored the app for a while or is he lazy/oblivious enough that he hasn't thought to update his profile? Is it possible that he has found that listing himself as Married But Open attracted the type of guy he wanted (wrt expected commitment/attachment, etc) so he's just lying.

    I agree that it would be reasonable to mention it to your dude but anything accusatory would be out of line and unlikely to have a positive response.

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    That's a tough situation. I wish you the best.

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