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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    I was going to say that sexy fun time can definitely lead to HIV or something else. Thanks Patrick and Corinna for thinking.
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    Hmmm
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    And abortions give you acne. Be smart kids!
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    P.S. I don't have chlamydia.
    It's not the worst thing in the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    No wonder i have been getting amce products for the last decade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/22/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


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    Swing and a miss.

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Well Neutrogena does sponsor me
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/22/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


    Last.fm





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    For your amce?

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    I was trying to do a pun for the products for how I do my abortions with the whole Amce
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/22/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


    Last.fm





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    It's his large personality, right?

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    Checking with the first base umpire...
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I was trying to do a pun for the products for how I do my abortions with the whole Amce
    ... heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy





    Cara, next year at Coachella do you think you could host a night-long seminar on Thursday for the other women entitled, "How I Do It?"
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    Why the hell would I do that? I don't want them stealing my man.

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Awwwwaaaah backhanded compliments are sooo romantic.

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    Punching in messages to shot-in-the-dark foreign phone numbers using Whatapp is more effective than Okcupid.
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    Me: just curious, but what's a "pro online dater"? They get paid here?

    : ...you would think they get paid, the number of people they meet online then dump. I've met a couple. Their whole social circle is online....not too healthy. Just my opinion

    Me: That’s too bad.
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    Those of you still looking for love: You're all single forever.

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    I offered to evenly split the bill with my date, and he said, "Why don't you just pay for all of the booze you bought and I'll get the rest."

    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/11: Tomas Barfod @ The Rickshaw Stop
    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    ... heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy





    Cara, next year at Coachella do you think you could host a night-long seminar on Thursday for the other women entitled, "How I Do It?"
    Alright, let's change the name of the seminar to, "How Lucky You Are"
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    At a stampede event this evening - (still no excuse) - pick up line attempt # 1, from a very tall man while I'm standing waiting for my friends: "Man, I shit bigger than you. Take that as a compliment."
    Pick up line attempt # 2: " So .. You banging somebody regular?"

    Really??
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    My favorite line ever (delivered with an icey-confidence and Lafayette-From-True-Blood level negro swagger inflection):

    "Giiiiiiiiiiirl, you been rolling 'round in doggy doo-doo? Cause you look like THE SHIT."
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    Another classic - "You kind of remind me of my big toe- cuz I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table later."
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    but sexy fun rarely hurts, unless you are doing it wrong.
    You have a limited worldview.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Seriously. I missed that shit.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Amy, you didn't miss it, your signature comes from that very discussion.

    Yes, I know a lot of people enjoy pain with sex.
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    I didn't think she was referring to the conversation that she was missing.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Sometimes I skim over things without reading them. I have bad reading comprehension, which is why people think I'm stupid all the time.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Do you have chlamydia, amy?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    You just reminded me I need to get a check-up.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    You just reminded me I need to get a check-up.
    This is probably the only good that has ever come out of this thread.

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