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    well technically it was Cara who suggested SMA drove his sister/niece/whatever to suicide at age 15 by the fact of his mere existence.
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    SMA's gonna make you pay. He'll spill your blood.
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    What's he gonna do, get Kitt Kat to talk to me until I slit my own throat?
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    hahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    What's he gonna do, get Kitt Kat to talk to me until I slit my own throat?
    This was the most I laughed in a while.
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    Speaking of which--Kat, how's your bf?

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    Awkward.
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    She might be more into that than the Presets next week which I was also thinking of. I dunno. Anyway it was just an idea, there are other people I can take. It would probably be a fourth or fifth date, if it gets to that. She is apparently interested however.
    No.

    Sting. Really? You think anyone you know actually wants to go to that? Take her to the Presets so you can get your grind on. I mean ... that should be obvious.

    Fucking Sting hahahahaha. Perfect.
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    Yeah I'm not sure if she likes to dance that much though. She said she needs to be buzzed to dance.

    And I was gonna take my family to Sting originally.
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    That just means she wants you to buy her a few drinks first!
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    So get her buzzed then, I don't see what the issue is.

    Really you are going to ditch your family for a girl you've only been on one date with so far? Assuming it was a date and not just a random bar tonsil hockey session.
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    One brief meetup, one longer date.

    I'm not going to ditch my family. I bought 4 tickets when they went on sale and they're not dying to go but they'll go. I mean yeah, it's Sting. I get it.
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    She doesn't like to dance? Really? Are you certain you didn't make out with a tranny? I've never met a girl that doesn't like to dance and I've certainly never met a sexually viable female who wanted to go watch Sting play adult contemporary jazz on a 14-string lute. Take her to the Presets and your chances of getting some sloppy head will increase exponentially.
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    She probably just needs some coaxing. And FYI it's billed as Sting on electric bass with his classic backing band playing the hits so there shouldn't be any renaissance fair shit.
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    She doesn't like to dance? Really? Are you certain you didn't make out with a tranny? I've never met a girl that doesn't like to dance and I've certainly never met a sexually viable female who wanted to go watch Sting play adult contemporary jazz on a 14-string lute. Take her to the Presets and your chances of getting some sloppy head will increase exponentially.
    Yep.

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    She doesn't like to dance? Really? Are you certain you didn't make out with a tranny? I've never met a girl that doesn't like to dance and I've certainly never met a sexually viable female who wanted to go watch Sting play adult contemporary jazz on a 14-string lute. Take her to the Presets and your chances of getting some sloppy head will increase exponentially.
    trannies love the Presets.
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    Wait this is guy who met with a okcupid at COACHELLA!
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    I still don't see anything wrong with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    She doesn't like to dance? Really? Are you certain you didn't make out with a tranny? I've never met a girl that doesn't like to dance and I've certainly never met a sexually viable female who wanted to go watch Sting play adult contemporary jazz on a 14-string lute. Take her to the Presets and your chances of getting some sloppy head will increase exponentially.
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    I kind of like Sting.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I've seen Sting three times. The first was a completely forgettable, boring show that had like a twelve piece band and backup singers. Total adult contemporary zzzzzzs. The second time he played in a four-piece bass-guitar-guitar-drums set up, played "rock" music as much as he was seemingly capable of allowing himself to, and it was pretty good. The third time was the Police reunion, which was one of my favorite shows of all time.
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    I'm debating whether I should just start sleeping around, or just wait until things are right in a relationship. It has been a long, freaking time, and I can hardly wait anymore.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I think you should probably do what you want.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    If you have an itch to scratch, then scratch it.
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    SEXUAL WALKABOUT

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    I'm indecisive, I don't know what I want.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Well then I would try to figure that out before worrying about instant gratification vs. some mythical "right time".
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    SEXUAL WALKABOUT

    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
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    Amy, you should fuck the darkest man you can find in Arizona

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    hahaha, the darkest man? Literally?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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