Cum in her ear.
Cum in her ear.
It's my calling. I can't change the gifts I've been given.
May you jizz handicaps the world over.
Last edited by VigoTheCarpathian; 05-04-2013 at 10:50 AM.
I believe that he called someone. I was away all weekend for my friend's funeral, but he was great when I left and even better when he got me from the airport yesterday. He also had a long (hour +) phonecall with his best friend on Friday, which isn't something he'd do when he's in a sour/depressed mood. I have to trust him now, and give him time.
The good thing is that his work just picked up because the museum is doing a major installation. He'll be really busy for the next month, and he's usually in better spirits when he's occupied with other commitments. I'll be following up with him again at the end of the week to see if he got any calls back from the therapists. If not, I'm seeing his family this weekend and I might ask his mom if she and I can chat sometime soon.
Did your friend die flinging him/herself off a roof to get away from you talking about your boyfriend?
Yes Kat, we are cheering for you.
... who is?
I don't know if you're getting old or not Tommy, but I know you're not getting any funnier.
I will never understand this weird thought process where death isn't a valid joke premise. You guys are doing it wrong.
Will the friend stop being dead in a few weeks?
Alternatively, will Kat have shut the fuck up in a couple weeks?
The answer to both questions: NAY.
I mean there could be major advances in science in the next few weeks that allow us to bring the dead back to life, but chances are that's not going to happen. However in a few weeks it won't be as fresh in her mind. Again i had a similar situation with a good friend when I was in high school so I might be just taking the joke more seriously then it needs to be.
You had a similar situation? Someone killed himself to get away from you talking?
You are trying to claim that this absolutely absurd comedic hypothetical I have proposed would somehow have dragged up legitimate feelings about their death. Whether or not you've known someone who committed suicide is irrelevant--the dead person is not around to hear the joke. For you to get offended on behalf of all suicides on the grounds that I made a joke that is completely ridiculous in nature is fucking stupid.
I'm hurt you think that way.